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  • DAZ_Steve_2154153DAZ_Steve_2154153 Posts: 565

    Well, we can't help with the snow, but let me try to warm you a little: Best "The snow here is so bad" story posted here in the next 60 minutes wins a $100 credit in your account.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    snow is so bad, cant reach buppies for hugs

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    Does it have to be a recent snowfall? Because when I was around 3 or 4 years old, it got so high in my back yard if you stood on even a small snowbank, you were in danger of hitting the powerlines. Light poles, to be fair, were a bit shorter than they are now. And yes, I can prove it, if I dig through my photo album. wink

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited February 2016

    snow is so bad in minotaur land, he cant wear his legs

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  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 13,762

    Us in NE Ohio are suppose to be getting 10-14 inches tonight through tomorrow

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,723

    N/A comment, but when I did my military service I learned a saying from the folks up North in Sweden: "It's so cold you pee barbed wire and shit bricks"

  • Oso3DOso3D Posts: 14,929

    Interestingly, there are theories that space/time is quantized.

    So, yes, the universe is pixelated. ;)

     

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    (Mostly) Typical winter where I live. That's my uncle shoveling the roof, a couple of days before the last big blackout. So far we haven't had this much snow, but winter ain't over yet. 

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  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    More from the same day. 

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited February 2016

    NAE   but  When we first moved to Wales the snow was so bad that our little dog lost his balls, 

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    snow is so bad her tambourine isnt rine-ing

     

    best i could do in an hour lol

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  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781
    edited February 2016

    Shoveling The Roof 2: Ladder Not Required!

    (Btw, we no longer have that thermometer, it blew off the house in last week's storm. surprise)

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,365
    timmins.william said:

    Interestingly, there are theories that space/time is quantized.

    So, yes, the universe is pixelated. ;)

     

    I heard at one time that the quantum smallest unit of time was nicknamed a "jiffy".  surprise I haven't heard it lately so maybe they came up with a better name. sad

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,365
    edited February 2016

    Sorry I missed the contest.  The snow here is so bad that ... devil

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 40,827

    ...the snow is so bad it decided to give us a miss out here and hit the East Coast again.

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    Snow so bad even Lucifer is scared of it, gets any more evil he'll be out of a job ... and there'll be ice skating parties in Hell. devil

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 40,827
    edited February 2016

    ..actually according to Dante's vision, the Ninth Circle of Hell really is frozen over.

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  • DAZ_Steve_2154153DAZ_Steve_2154153 Posts: 565

    Okay, so the winners of the contest are: MistyMist and Byrdie.  Each of you will be getting a $100 credit in your accounts!!

     

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 40,827

    ...congratulations.

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,723

    Congrats - now go buy some content and start some renders to keep warm!

  • DaikatanaDaikatana Posts: 828
    MistyMist said:

    fer crying outloud, it's snowing outside.

    yes , and it's sleeting and freezing rain-ing too.

     

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    surprise Would say something witty but still trying to pick myself off the floor. 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,044

    Back in the late 90s just outside Omaha NE, in a snowstorm, I spit and watched it bounce off the asphalt... It froze in midair. But that was a constant 25-30 mph wind with sub zero temps.

  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,453

    I used to go to Boston on business trips now and then. One time, it was SO COLD, I decided to go for an early morning walk ON the Charles River. It was up around Waltham. The rental car agency on that trip gave me a ridiculous station wagon with a luggage rack on the roof. Can you fay, "Family Truckster"? Sure you can. The luggage rack had about 8 inches of snow on top. Rather than dig it all out of the luggage rack, I just drove off. Given the way they drive in Boston, a car throwing snowdrifts at the other cars was probably no big deal...

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781
    edited February 2016

    That's nothing! Gets so cold around here sometimes the whole harbour has been known to freeze over and you can walk across it to the south side. Have you ever played ice hockey on the Atlantic Ocean? Without being on a boat?There's some Newfoundlanders that can say they have, and it wouldn't be a lie nor a tall tale either.

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  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,453
    Byrdie said:

    That's nothing! Gets so cold around here sometimes the whole harbour has been known to freeze over and you can walk across it to the south side. Have you ever played ice hockey on the Atlantic Ocean? Without being on a boat?There's some Newfoundlanders that can say they have, and it wouldn't be a lie nor a tall tale either.

    I guess that gives a whole new meaning to "The shot went out of play." laugh

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    That's what happens when a seal makes off with the puck. wink

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    wah?  thanks!!!  sure helps alleviate the snow glooms

  • ByrdieByrdie Posts: 1,781

    Having never won anything like this here before, how do we claim our prize? 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,044

    Wait... That was a real contest?  I didn't even mention I slipped down the deck stairs and got attacked by a love starved snowman... Megh... Oh well, a day late and a dollar short always.... No really, the friggin snowman took the dollar I had in my jacket too.  

    I hate winter.

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