The "The Weather Changes More Often than the Thread Title" Complaint Thread

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• Torquinox Posts: 4,887

  11:17AM

  Re: tattoos: are you kidding? Seems like everyone has tattoos these days (though I don't). I'd have to excommunicate relatives if I had a harsh no tattoos rule. They seem especially big with young people these days. So, no, I've got no problem with people getting or having reasonably tasteful tattoos. I don't really have a plan to get one myself, though.
• Xyetzt Posts: 27,552

  11:20AM

  Why will my shoes not teleport on my feet?
• richardandtracy Posts: 8,077

  11:36AM

  Because stuff doesn't teleport. There are no theories how, and no-one has done it. Yet.

  If you can find a way where it does happen, I suspect you will be a multi-billionaire in short order. And you'll deserve it too.

  Regards,

  Richard
• NylonGirl Posts: 2,388

  12:26PM

  We're just swimming in an Olympic size pool of alligators right now. And I intend to win the gold medal.
• memcneil70 Posts: 6,116

  12:36PM

  Can anyone explain why a small cat will walk over to a larger cat who is asleep and BITE them? And they are 'bonded male mates'.

  I sometimes think I have a young teen boy who hasn't figured out how to attrack the older guy he is wants to cuddle with.
• LeatherGryphon Posts: 12,490

  12:42PM edited 1:21PM

  Xyetzt said:

  Why will my shoes not teleport on my feet?

  Which begs the question, do they teleport to other parts of your body? 

  Or are you saying that they will teleport, but just not while on your feet? 

  Or are you asking them to teleport away while they are on your feet, leaving you standing barefooted, but it ain't happening? 

  We're soooo confused.

  Post edited by LeatherGryphon at 1:21PM
• richardandtracy Posts: 8,077

  12:44PM

  Mary, I think it's due to a large dose of 'stupid'. Or possibly an assessment of how sleepy the bigger one is, leading to a catulation of how much the smaller one can get away with.

  Regards,

  Richard
• richardandtracy Posts: 8,077

  12:45PM

  LeatherGryphon said:

  Xyetzt said:

  Why will my shoes not teleport on my feet?

  Which begs the question, do they teleport to other parts of your body? 

   Mouth, definitely mouth in my case.

  Regards,

  Richard 
• LeatherGryphon Posts: 12,490

  1:10PM edited 1:28PM

  While I don't consider tattoos desecration, there are certainly some really unwise tattoos out there.  I find neck tattoos (especially ones that frame the head) ridiculous, but hey if you find your social position with one, more power to you.  There could even come a time when people without tattoos are shunned for lack of imagination or proper social labeling.  It's all subjective.  They do however send a message and tell a permanent story.  But not everyone wants to know your story all the time.  Discretion is the better part of showmanship (appologies to Shakespeare -- Henry IV, part 1)

  One of my neighbors in the other half of this house was heavily tattooed including neck and face.  Nice guy, muscularly stocky, biker type, nice wife, nice kids, nice dogs, great cook, did a mean Yule dinner brisket and they included me in their Yule celebration dinner each year they were here.  I kinda liked him.  But he was the guy for which the swat team was outside my kitchen window yelling through bullhorns and with guns drawn, using up all sorts of cop equipment.  He'd been seen walking down the street with a rifle and was reported by some overly zealous neighbor who said he looked threatening.  Nothing major came of it, he surrendered after an hour or so and was back in the house by midnight, but had to give up his new rifle.  He just didn't like cops.

  Post edited by LeatherGryphon at 1:28PM