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The "The Weather Changes More Often than the Thread Title" Complaint Thread

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  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,552

    Why will my shoes not teleport on my feet?

  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 8,080

    Because stuff doesn't teleport. There are no theories how, and no-one has done it. Yet.

    If you can find a way where it does happen, I suspect you will be a multi-billionaire in short order. And you'll deserve it too.

    Regards,

    Richard

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 2,389
    We're just swimming in an Olympic size pool of alligators right now. And I intend to win the gold medal.
  • memcneil70memcneil70 Posts: 6,117

    Can anyone explain why a small cat will walk over to a larger cat who is asleep and BITE them? And they are 'bonded male mates'.

    I sometimes think I have a young teen boy who hasn't figured out how to attrack the older guy he is wants to cuddle with.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,490
    edited 1:21PM

    Xyetzt said:

    Why will my shoes not teleport on my feet?

    Which begs the question, do they teleport to other parts of your body?indecision 

    Or are you saying that they will teleport, but just not while on your feet? 

    Or are you asking them to teleport away while they are on your feet, leaving you standing barefooted, but it ain't happening?indecision 

    We're soooo confused.indecision

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  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 8,080

    Mary, I think it's due to a large dose of 'stupid'. Or possibly an assessment of how sleepy the bigger one is, leading to a catulation of how much the smaller one can get away with.

    Regards,

    Richard

  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 8,080

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Xyetzt said:

    Why will my shoes not teleport on my feet?

    Which begs the question, do they teleport to other parts of your body?indecision 

    cheeky Mouth, definitely mouth in my case.

    Regards,

    Richard 

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,490
    edited 1:28PM

    While I don't consider tattoos desecration, there are certainly some really unwise tattoos out there.surprise  I find neck tattoos (especially ones that frame the head) ridiculous, but hey if you find your social position with one, more power to you.frown  There could even come a time when people without tattoos are shunned for lack of imagination or proper social labeling.  It's all subjective.  They do however send a message and tell a permanent story.  But not everyone wants to know your story all the time.  Discretion is the better part of showmanship (appologies to Shakespeare -- Henry IV, part 1)wink

    One of my neighbors in the other half of this house was heavily tattooed including neck and face.  Nice guy, muscularly stocky, biker type, nice wife, nice kids, nice dogs, great cook, did a mean Yule dinner brisket and they included me in their Yule celebration dinner each year they were here.  I kinda liked him.  But he was the guy for which the swat team was outside my kitchen window yelling through bullhorns and with guns drawn, using up all sorts of cop equipment.surprise  He'd been seen walking down the street with a rifle and was reported by some overly zealous neighbor who said he looked threatening.  Nothing major came of it, he surrendered after an hour or so and was back in the house by midnight, but had to give up his new rifle.  He just didn't like cops.

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  • butterflyfishbutterflyfish Posts: 1,803

    I thought most people have tattoos, and that I'm just an outlier not having any. My daughter and her boyfriend both have them. My son is like me and doesn't want to pay for stabbing. I think some look nice and some look like crap. Just like any other art. No judgment from me.

  • miladyderyni_173d399f47miladyderyni_173d399f47 Posts: 3,125

    butterflyfish said:

    I thought most people have tattoos, and that I'm just an outlier not having any. My daughter and her boyfriend both have them. My son is like me and doesn't want to pay for stabbing. I think some look nice and some look like crap. Just like any other art. No judgment from me.

    Having tattoos isn't for me, but I love seeing others' tattoos. Our daughter has several in fact. (Ironically, she was a very needle-phobic kid )

  • miladyderyni_173d399f47miladyderyni_173d399f47 Posts: 3,125

    butterflyfish said:

    I thought most people have tattoos, and that I'm just an outlier not having any. My daughter and her boyfriend both have them. My son is like me and doesn't want to pay for stabbing. I think some look nice and some look like crap. Just like any other art. No judgment from me.

    Having tattoos isn't for me, but I love seeing others' tattoos. Our daughter has several in fact. (Ironically, she was a very needle-phobic kid )

  • miladyderyni_173d399f47miladyderyni_173d399f47 Posts: 3,125

    butterflyfish said:

    I thought most people have tattoos, and that I'm just an outlier not having any. My daughter and her boyfriend both have them. My son is like me and doesn't want to pay for stabbing. I think some look nice and some look like crap. Just like any other art. No judgment from me.

    Having tattoos isn't for me, but I love seeing others' tattoos. Our daughter has several in fact. (Ironically, she was a very needle-phobic kid )

     

  • miladyderyni_173d399f47miladyderyni_173d399f47 Posts: 3,125

    Complaint: Our kitchen is an old-style one installed in the outside wall, with a pull chain. Two nights ago, the chain somehow got retracted into the fan. Thankfully Husband managed to coax it back into place 

    Non-Complaint: the Workforce Zooms are getting more interesting 

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 2,389
    Is this kitchen like one of those beds that are folded on to the side of a wall until you pull it down?
  • miladyderyni_173d399f47miladyderyni_173d399f47 Posts: 3,125

    NylonGirl said:

    Is this kitchen like one of those beds that are folded on to the side of a wall until you pull it down?

    LOL No, just a tiny combined kitchen/dining nook. Not a Murphy kitchen at all. 

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