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Complaint: Help, I've unleashed a monster.
This morning I have the earworm from hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikZLcG52xLQ
Sections of this (especially the last five minutes) keep popping into my brain, but fortunately my brain supplies the missing high notes of the violin and they "screeeeeee" perfectly where they should in the music. (Must be memories from hearing better recordings back when I could hear high notes properly)
I brought my iPad plug with me but not the charging cable. I also forgot my ice pack for my cooler.
It doesn't look like the new guy bundle includes the HarDon Addon.
big home depot trip this caturday. still don't have new storm door.
complaint italian ices don't co,me with the lil wooden spatula no moars.
You only rent, right? Why is a storm door your responsibility?
Dana
I am wearing cat ears. I am sitting outside at our door seating of a mall’s food court. A father and his kids came to the mall. They walked by the table I was sitting at. He practically pointed at me and said do you know who that is? A bunny? The kids said something that no it is a cat Meow.
I am trying to post selfies of the cat ears I am talking about.
Damn these changing times, where will I get my tongue splinters from now!?!... back to licking old picnic tables at the park I suppose...
Here is a selfie done with my computer.
Wait... those aren’t your real ears?... Well, either way those look nothing like a bunny’s ears... That guy must be great at the zoo... “And that over there is an elephant...” “no daddy that’s a kangawoo... the elephant is the one you called a giraffe... “
I am looking into online college. Right now I am in the research phase to see which one would be best fit for me. One school called me right after I submitted for more information. I am not sure if I did not make myself clear I am trying to get information or something, but they are acting like I made my choice to go to their school. I do not know what to do.
No they are not my real ears. They are a headband with ears on them. You are so funny. It is true that some people go to the zoo with their kids and refuse to read the signs that say the right information about the animals but instead make stuff up and think they are right.
How do you not confuse genghis kahn and atilla the hun?
they both have horns helmets and big mustaches
D day was the day it was over?
O silly scope
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sounds like Phil still hasnt found billy. and Roxanne hasnt turned off her red light.
Well, I differentiate Genghis Kahn and Attila the Hun quite easily...
Genghis Kahn was the grandfather of Kublai Kahn and Kublai Kahn founded the Yaun dynasty around 1271 and a really boring guy I used to know lived in a building in Brooklyn that had an address something like 1271 Myrtle Avenue and since that guy was really boring, I used to yawn a lot (Yaun Dynasty) and he also had dog who was a mutt (mongrel sounds like mongol, the Kahn were mongols) and Kublai Kahn’s granduncle Ariq Böke who in at least one depiction of him had a very turtle-like chin (turtle sounds like myrtle) and the boring guy’s name was Steve which happened to be the same name as Genghis Kahn’s favorite horse... so when I hear the name Genghis Kahn, I immediately picture Steve’s dog riding a turtle into battle dressed in a Saffron taffeta evening gown... (I can’t explain that last detail, but it works)...
Attila the Hun is easy... During the First World War, the British often referred to the Germans using the derogatory term “Huns” (possibly because of the spiked helmets)... a freind of mine was named Tom (Or “Tommy” as his girlfriend used to call him) and also during WW1, British soldiers were referred to by the Germans as “Tommies” (possibly because of their love of overripe plum tomatoes), Tom/Tommy used to own a grey 1954 International Harvester delivery van (think of the old Mr. Softee ice cream trucks) that reminded me of an elephant, and when I was little I always confused Attila the Hun with Hannibal (who as we all know loved to cross mountains on elephants) which was a bit confusing until the TV show “The A-Team” which introduced the character John “Hannibal” Smith, which then made me picture George Peppard riding an elephant with skis... (it was in the alps)... later when Silence Of The Lambs came out, I switched that image to Anthony Hopkins riding an elephant through Brooklyn in a Burgundy taffeta evening gown... Tom also had a really stupid parrot who couldn’t talk, but still everyone would always ask it “Polly want a cracker?”... To which Tom would answer “He’s not hungry and his name is Clarence”... Attila the Hun was a Hun and due to some bad medieval record keeping, some Hungarians (Hungary-hungry, which the parrot wasn’t) used to believe they descended from Huns, who by the way were most likely actually were related to the nomadic Xiongnu people of Central Asia/China... Also the parrot loved fortune cookies... so, whenever I hear Attila The Hun, I picture Clarence wearing a spiked helmet and Baby blue taffeta evening gown, playing a saxophone while driving a beat up old Mr Softee ice cream truck across the alps...
I hope that helps... it’s really very easy... its a lot simpler than my way of distinguishing between the plasma flow characteristics of a Symmetrical Tokamak Reactor and Adibatic Toroidal Compressor, which is really confusing because the directors of both labs wore similar green taffeta evening gowns in most of the pictures and that just throws off my reference points... if it wasn’t for Harold Furth having slightly hairier legs... ah, it’s complicated, but if you want a breakdown, I’d be happy to explain...
What I really need is a good way to remember the difference between taffeta and chiffon... it messes up my mental depiction of Sir Thomas More and Sir Thomas Browne...
Megh... I’ll figure that out eventually.
No D Day (6th June 1944) was the day the end started. It was the largest seaborne invasion in History. VE day (8th May 1945) was the day it was over, in Europe anyway and then VJ day (15th Aug 1945) ended it completely
Though the Soviet Union had been pushing back for some time by then, and the eastern front was far more active. Also the western allies had landed in Italy by then (late 1943).
Did Hannibal have a big mustash too?
well atleast the elephant sets him apart from the other 2
The D = d for done, i guess cause a.d. was alrready taken, almost done.
My public school education only took us up to the civil war. some speeches by Lincoln. they didn't cover the actual violence of war.
Most of my american history education comes from watching Sleepy Hollow episodes. can only hope they historically accurate.
Paul Revere's midnight ride, he actually said "the regulars are coming" not "the british are coming" since we were all british at the time, can imagine it would've been confusing.
In one episode he did... It was a huge mustache... I think him and B.A. Baracus were trying to impersonate the leaders of a rival drug gang to intimidate another gang that was harassing the students from the Eastland School for Young Women who were trying to start a rock and roll band to earn money to buy Mrs. Garrett new tires for Kitt...
I dunno... I might be combining TV shows there... Did Mrs. Garrett live on a boat and own an alligator?
Actually D stood for Day so in the days leading up to it were D-3, D-2 D-1 and then D day then D+1 etc
Edited to add when you say about not learning about the ACW, a friend from Texas told us that We in the UK actually knew far more about the ACW than they were ever taught in the US. He thought it was a Southern US thing, that as the confederacy had lost the war they were not taught about it.
He was fascinated by the books I had and often would pick one up to glance through when he was visiting.
There are groups editing our historical documents. But they firget to di the bartlett book of quotations. There are references to spoeches by mr. adams and thomas payne. but cant find the origal source
Dors south pole ice taste the same as north pole ice?
Actually Paul Revere’s exact words were (according to his own account) “The Regulars are coming out”, which initially confused the sleeping residents of Malden, since at the time there was a traveling band of female impersonators known as “The Regulars” staying at the local music hall... by the time he got to Medford, he had changed his warning to “There’s a lot of big burly guys wearing red coats heading this way...” which also confused the residents of that town because it happed to coincide with Medford’s local Dragfest and the theme that year was “Red”... by the time he got to Arlington he was very tired and changed his warnings to “The f- - - - -g lobsters are coming, the f- - - - -g lobsters are coming!!”... “Lobsters” was a popular nickname given to the British troops by some colonists in reference to their bright red uniform coats... Unfortunately the term had not caught on in that area and the residents of Arlington arose in terror of a local Native America prophecy about giant lobsters that would arise from the sea to take vengeance on the colonists... fortunately this frightened the residents sufficiently that they armed themselves to do battle with the dreaded crustaceans... By the time he arrived at Buckman tavern in Lexington (which was also hosting an annual drag event) he managed to get it all sorted out, but the rumor of an impending invasion of giant cross-dressing lobsters had already spread across the areas surrounding Lexington and many colonists were actually very surprised when they saw British troops instead, it is believed by some historians that had the colonists not been so freaked out by the prospect of giant lobsters, history may have taken a different turn.
I love history...
I’d love a job editing historical documents!
uniforms in chiffon or taffetta?
main ingredient in crabbie patties is crab?
It’s the Soylent Green of Bikini Bottom.
More disturbing is the thought that the ancient Romans used sponges on at stick in place of toilet paper... poor Spongebob’s ancestors.
sea sponges on a stick?
for those hard to reach places?
robot arms.
and dalek plungers
looking at electric ranges on home depot. i don't understand putting the knobs on the back of the stove. means reaching over hot burners and boiling water to turn a burner off.
Are you sure about that. Electric Range style cookers here are built that way https://ao.com/product/farmhouse90ei-belling-electric-range-cooker-cream-44537-15.aspx
I think knobs at the back of the stove are "suppose" to be safer around kids ,but yeah not so great if you are shorter then 5'5" ,I had my son get me one with knobs on the front ,they are out there .
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Frigidaire-30-in-4-2-cu-ft-Electric-Range-in-White-FFEF3010UW/306740431
I a whole 5 ft on tip toes