The No Complaint too Trivial Complaint Thread

Mistara

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

NVIATWAS

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

In my experience, it's impossible to train cats.  On Mythbusters they tried to herd cats and it was a spectacular disaster.

Maybe trained monkeys? You can train monkeys..

NVIATWAS

Todays gorumet air fryer blog entry!

Black Bean stew: brown 1/2 pound of ground beef in the air fryer.  Drain and set aside.  In the cookpot put in one small can of dicred green chiles (I use Old El Paso brand), one 15oz. can of black beans with 2/3 of the liquid from the can, stir in the cooked ground beef, then add about 8-10 shakes of Tapatio Picante Hot Sauce (which is really darn hot, so be careful).  Cover cookpot with aluminum foil and slow cook at 275f for two to three hours, depending on how tender you want the beans - but black beans only get so tender so past 3 hours you're wasting your time.  Let sit to cool a bit and enjoy!

Add more hot sauce if you want to feel the burn. or put in one de-seeded, diced jalapeno pepper.  Don't forget to put water in the cookpot once it's empty to soak out any cooked-on stew.

 

Mistara

NVIATWAS said:

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

In my experience, it's impossible to train cats.  On Mythbusters they tried to herd cats and it was a spectacular disaster.

Maybe trained monkeys? You can train monkeys..

dunno, monkies throw their tootsie rolls.

they could like saw out the middle of the table, serving enches could come up through the floor. on a lift like,
or trapeze in from the ceiling

what if Arthur wanted Guinevere to sit with him at the table, plus the other knight sitting with their wives, tablw would have to be bigger

DanaTA

Miss Bad Wolf said:

Now I need to hurry up and learn patience but once I work on procrastination tomorrow.

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Dana

LeatherGryphon

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

"How soon is asap?" 

Depends on how cold it is and the type of sap.  Maple sap stays watery right up to the point it freezes but pine sap only slowly oozes unless it is very hot.  Although I have known some people who were saps that were pretty slow too.    And some saps when old enough turn into dirty yellow stones that you can see right through to find the bugs, not unlike some people.   And for them I'd say it wasn't soon enough.

Here, here!! *applauds*

Interestingly enough I found this quite funny myself despite having written it not too long ago and having forgotten it.  I seem to have had a brain fart and lost a few hours today.  I found myself staring at an image in my Photoshop and desperately trying to remember how to edit pictures.  It was a lost skill.  I eventually came out of my fuzz cloud or stumbled on the method and it all started to come back but it was a scary hour or so.  But interestingly enough I have other memories of today writing certain things in replies to threads in this forum and now I can't find them.  Either I did write them but now actually cant find them, or I didn't write them and just thought I did.  It's all very confusing.  Kinda scary.

Subtropic Pixel

NVIATWAS said:

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

In my experience, it's impossible to train cats.  On Mythbusters they tried to herd cats and it was a spectacular disaster.

Maybe trained monkeys? You can train monkeys..

Oh, of course you can herd cats!  EDS did it:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

NVIATWAS

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

In my experience, it's impossible to train cats.  On Mythbusters they tried to herd cats and it was a spectacular disaster.

Maybe trained monkeys? You can train monkeys..

dunno, monkies throw their tootsie rolls.

they could like saw out the middle of the table, serving enches could come up through the floor. on a lift like,
or trapeze in from the ceiling

what if Arthur wanted Guinevere to sit with him at the table, plus the other knight sitting with their wives, tablw would have to be bigger

Maybe the table tilted so food in the center would roll out, then the knights on that side could life the table and the food would roll back.

Since I don't see them ading leafs to the table, maybe the wives sat on the knights laps?  As long as nobody wore armor.. ouch!

NVIATWAS

Blech, sleep eludes me.  I might have to pull an all-nighter to force myself to become diurnal again.  Argh blech yecch.  At least I have plenty of time to cook for the rest of the week.  Sunday will be chili dogs and pizza rolls for the Super Bowl!!! :-O

kyoto kid

NVIATWAS said:

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

In my experience, it's impossible to train cats.  On Mythbusters they tried to herd cats and it was a spectacular disaster.

Maybe trained monkeys? You can train monkeys..

...flying monkeys...

kyoto kid

...giving the "Yawnalus Bowl" a miss this year.  Patriots (again) against another east cost team I don't care about.  Would have been more entertaining if it were the Rams & KC or Vikes & Jacksonville.

NVIATWAS

kyoto kid said:

NVIATWAS said:

Mistara said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

Mistara said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table

how they reach the snacks in the middle?

Perhaps they had minions to fetch for them?

I bet the used polearms and bladed staves, maybe the occasional pike.

 

mebbe they trained cats?  and thats why cats jump on the table, trained instincts

In my experience, it's impossible to train cats.  On Mythbusters they tried to herd cats and it was a spectacular disaster.

Maybe trained monkeys? You can train monkeys..

...flying monkeys...

And my little dog too!!!!!

NVIATWAS

kyoto kid said:

...giving the "Yawnalus Bowl" a miss this year.  Patriots (again) against another east cost team I don't care about.  Would have been more entertaining if it were the Rams & KC or Vikes & Jacksonville.

Hope springs infernal that the Eagles will pull off an upset.  Plus, I need some kind of a football fix... :-/

kyoto kid

...put it this way, whether the Eagles win or lose, I would not want to be in Philadelphia after the game.   That town's going to be a war zone either way.

NVIATWAS

kyoto kid said:

...put it this way, whether the Eagles win or lose, I would not want to be in Philadelphia after the game.   That town's going to be a war zone either way.

True.  Glad I'm far away here in Austin!! :-O

Finally bedtime, cooked all night, no need to cook again until the weekend!!! :-)

Mistara

day job conserving on the heat bill, brrrrrr is meat locker in here

is one of those days everbody seems grumpy

oh, is February.  time to turn the page on my cockpit calendar. 
and this months cockpit is ... ...  boeing 737 max.  tee hee pilot seats has fuzzy seat covers. no fuzzy dice tho

Mistara

ixNay arbsCay

Diomede

Fly, Eagles, Fly.

I grew up in the Philly area (near Washington's Crossing), but have spent most of my adult life in Cowboys and Redskins territory (Dallas, Austin, DC, with a sideshow in West Palm Beach).

Will be very disappointed if my peeps destroy the town after the game.  Nothing like that would have happened when I was a kid.  (Really, google Frank Rizzo - there was order in an oppessive kind of way).

 

NVIATWAS said:

kyoto kid said:

...put it this way, whether the Eagles win or lose, I would not want to be in Philadelphia after the game.   That town's going to be a war zone either way.

True.  Glad I'm far away here in Austin!! :-O

Finally bedtime, cooked all night, no need to cook again until the weekend!!! :-)

 

Mistara

oh sher ree r'er luv hoh olds on holds onnn

NVIATWAS

LeatherGryphon said:

NVIATWAS said:

LeatherGryphon said:

"How soon is asap?" 

Depends on how cold it is and the type of sap.  Maple sap stays watery right up to the point it freezes but pine sap only slowly oozes unless it is very hot.  Although I have known some people who were saps that were pretty slow too.    And some saps when old enough turn into dirty yellow stones that you can see right through to find the bugs, not unlike some people.   And for them I'd say it wasn't soon enough.

Here, here!! *applauds*

Interestingly enough I found this quite funny myself despite having written it not too long ago and having forgotten it.  I seem to have had a brain fart and lost a few hours today.  I found myself staring at an image in my Photoshop and desperately trying to remember how to edit pictures.  It was a lost skill.  I eventually came out of my fuzz cloud or stumbled on the method and it all started to come back but it was a scary hour or so.  But interestingly enough I have other memories of today writing certain things in replies to threads in this forum and now I can't find them.  Either I did write them but now actually cant find them, or I didn't write them and just thought I did.  It's all very confusing.  Kinda scary.

:-| Not good. 

NVIATWAS

Mistara said:

day job conserving on the heat bill, brrrrrr is meat locker in here

is one of those days everbody seems grumpy

oh, is February.  time to turn the page on my cockpit calendar. 
and this months cockpit is ... ...  boeing 737 max.  tee hee pilot seats has fuzzy seat covers. no fuzzy dice tho

Fuzzy dice in a jet cockpit would be hilarious!!!!

NVIATWAS

Diomede said:

Fly, Eagles, Fly.

I grew up in the Philly area (near Washington's Crossing), but have spent most of my adult life in Cowboys and Redskins territory (Dallas, Austin, DC, with a sideshow in West Palm Beach).

Will be very disappointed if my peeps destroy the town after the game.  Nothing like that would have happened when I was a kid.  (Really, google Frank Rizzo - there was order in an oppessive kind of way).

 

NVIATWAS said:

kyoto kid said:

...put it this way, whether the Eagles win or lose, I would not want to be in Philadelphia after the game.   That town's going to be a war zone either way.

True.  Glad I'm far away here in Austin!! :-O

Finally bedtime, cooked all night, no need to cook again until the weekend!!! :-)

 

Which Canadian town was the one the hockey fans rioted in?  I recall thinking that was stupidly extreme.. can't quite see Philly going that far...

Mistara

harry dresden used a hockey stick

Mistara

star trek trivia question!

anyone remember the name of the dude Kirk was fighting in the alice in wonderland episode??
Finnegan something?

TJohn

Mistara said:

star trek trivia question!

anyone remember the name of the dude Kirk was fighting in the alice in wonderland episode??
Finnegan something?

Sean Finnegan.

NVIATWAS

Mistara said:

harry dresden used a hockey stick

Love The Dresden Files.  Seriously cool stuff! :-)

NVIATWAS

OMG so full - Anne made a big batch of gumbo with Earl Campbell sausage in it, nice kick but not too hot - so full.. thinking nap soon. :-)

Mistara

Tjohn said:

Mistara said:

star trek trivia question!

anyone remember the name of the dude Kirk was fighting in the alice in wonderland episode??
Finnegan something?

Sean Finnegan.

 

TY! 

Mistara

frustrate 

typed out a query on a google spreadsheet, can't get the column label 'hours' to work.

and the data i need is on 3 tabs, bringing it all together for a pie chart.   ...  shoulda made a named data range?

QUERY(AB:AC,"select AC,SUM(AB) group by AC ")

by AC desc label AB 'Hours'

kyoto kid

NVIATWAS said:

Mistara said:

day job conserving on the heat bill, brrrrrr is meat locker in here

is one of those days everbody seems grumpy

oh, is February.  time to turn the page on my cockpit calendar. 
and this months cockpit is ... ...  boeing 737 max.  tee hee pilot seats has fuzzy seat covers. no fuzzy dice tho

Fuzzy dice in a jet cockpit would be hilarious!!!!

...along with a Plastic Jesus.