It's My Party and I'll Complain If I Want To Complaint Thread

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  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,708

    How old is she? Has some talent

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,088

    Get a few more like Mr. Cuddles together and you'd have a League of Extraordinary Hamsters. indecision

  • SaldazSaldaz Posts: 168

    I want more seasons of Rick and Morty, only 3 so far way to long time between them.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    emptiness  empty empty sat on a wall  empty empty splat from a fall

     

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    frank0314 said:

    How old is she? Has some talent

    That was me... It's standard for me to draw something stupid on paper tablecloths... I've got no talent, but I did have a crayon and stout which is better than talent... Seriously, who needs talent if they have a crayon, beer braised pot roast and beer?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    Saldaz said:

    I want more seasons of Rick and Morty, only 3 so far way to long time between them.

    I second that... And whatever happened to the Venture Brothers?... That was good too.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    Get a few more like Mr. Cuddles together and you'd have a League of Extraordinary Hamsters. indecision

    I'm tempted to draw that... But it's late and all I have left is hard lemonade... One can't really crank out crudely drawn psychotic knife wielding hamsters on hard lemonade.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,088
    edited June 2018
    McGyver said:

    Get a few more like Mr. Cuddles together and you'd have a League of Extraordinary Hamsters. indecision

    I'm tempted to draw that... But it's late and all I have left is hard lemonade... One can't really crank out crudely drawn psychotic knife wielding hamsters on hard lemonade.

    If they're really psychotic they wouldn't need anything stronger than lemonade to be extraordinary. indecision  The hard stuff is for those of us who want to be temporarily psychotic. enlightened

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    a no sundae sunday crying

    chocolate mousse  where fore art thou

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,255
    Mistara said:

    a no sundae sunday crying

    chocolate mousse  where fore art thou

    No clue as I do not have one.  I can offer you carrots or a peach or a pear?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    edited June 2018

    To those of you who are fathers, step-fathers, fatherly figures, mothers who have been like a father to younglings, those that have pets that think you are their fathers or you who have have created a cybernetic device which has become self aware and now refers to you as "father"... Or any combination of circumstances in which the concept or understanding of "father" can be applied, then I wish you...

    I don't know... That was such a long intro and while I was writing it one of my daughters had me remove a fly from the house, and then I had to fix the window screen because apparently throwing a stool at a fly is "overkill" (no, dynamite is "overkill") and then I had to glue the leg of the small table back, because apparently it was a small table, not a stool and after that I remembered I was filling up a small temporary inflatable pool outside, which was overflowing... Which actually I just remembered and now I noticed it's gotten fairly flooded out there because the drain by my shop is clogged with yew needles/leaves/thingies...

    Right, then... No idea what this was about, but the fire is out and the wasps are mostly dead... I suppose as the day goes on whichever ones who (is it "whom" or "who" when referring to wasps?) were out doing whatever malcontent wasps do in their free time, come back they'll probably start trying to build a new nest where the old one was... But the joke is on them because the fire... Dang it... The pool is still filling!

    So... Hi... Uh... I'm not reading back on all that nonsense... You know about the pool, the stool, the thing with the Krazy Glue (actually, a generic Cyanoacrylate adhesive), and the blow torch and the wasps and the gasoline, the driveway sealant  "incident" and the tree... Either way... It doesn't really matter because it's hot outside and I'm done going out for a while... My point was something about something which was had to do with fathers...

    Well, I've got to go have lunch with my father-in-law, for Father's Day...

    Oh...

    That was it... Lunch...

    No...

    Father's Day!

    Happy Father's Day, fatherish ones!

    Post edited by McGyver on
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339
    Mistara said:

    a no sundae sunday crying

    chocolate mousse  where fore art thou

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,255

    Happy Father's Day to some!  Happy Sunday to some others!  Hello to the rest!

  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670

    On the topic of tablets - the power adapter for my tablet is going bad.  The power light blinks on and off.  Also, the adapter is too hot to touch.

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,255

    Oh my I have to get off the computer so I can get off the train.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,335
    McGyver said:

    To those of you who are fathers, step-fathers, fatherly figures, mothers who have been like a father to younglings, those that have pets that think you are their fathers or you who have have created a cybernetic device which has become self aware and now refers to you as "father"... Or any combination of circumstances in which the concept or understanding of "father" can be applied, then I wish you...

    I don't know... That was such a long intro and while I was writing it one of my daughters had me remove a fly from the house, and then I had to fix the window screen because apparently throwing a stool at a fly is "overkill" (no, dynamite is "overkill") and then I had to glue the leg of the small table back, because apparently it was a small table, not a stool and after that I remembered I was filling up a small temporary inflatable pool outside, which was overflowing... Which actually I just remembered and now I noticed it's gotten fairly flooded out there because the drain by my shop is clogged with yew needles/leaves/thingies...

    Right, then... No idea what this was about, but the fire is out and the wasps are mostly dead... I suppose as the day goes on whichever ones who (is it "whom" or "who" when referring to wasps?) were out doing whatever malcontent wasps do in their free time, come back they'll probably start trying to build a new nest where the old one was... But the joke is on them because the fire... Dang it... The pool is still filling!

    So... Hi... Uh... I'm not reading back on all that nonsense... You know about the pool, the stool, the thing with the Krazy Glue (actually, a generic Cyanoacrylate adhesive), and the blow torch and the wasps and the gasoline, the driveway sealant  "incident" and the tree... Either way... It doesn't really matter because it's hot outside and I'm done going out for a while... My point was something about something which was had to do with fathers...

    Well, I've got to go have lunch with my father-in-law, for Father's Day...

    Oh...

    That was it... Lunch...

    No...

    Father's Day!

    Happy Father's Day, fatherish ones!

    Thanks.  That brought a smile and chuckle to me.  I don't have much to smile about today.

    Dana

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,335

    Happy Father's Day to all fathers out there!

    Dana

  • Charlie JudgeCharlie Judge Posts: 13,248

    On the topic of tablets - the power adapter for my tablet is going bad.  The power light blinks on and off.  Also, the adapter is too hot to touch.

    Or it could be the computer shorting out or otherwise trying to draw too much power.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    tee hee chocolate mooses yummi too

    sigh  depression lifted a lil bit from sunniness outside.

    is there some kind of footyball game on?  my neighbors from Chille goin nuts yelling smiley
    one day i'll crash their yard party for cervesas lol

     

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,255

    My complaint right now can be summarized in this screenshot.

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    750 x 1334 - 2M
  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,255

    I am almost home again.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,335

    87 F here right now.  I'm inside, though, away from that.

     


    Dana

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,088
    edited June 2018

    No rain last night, very bright and humid outside today.  80F in the shade.  Also 80F here in my office despite  Air conditioner running &, fans moving the air around.  Unfortunately, the A/C is upstairs in my bedroom and the fans are trying to force the cold air down the stairs into my office but it's not working so well. frown  However, it's nice and cool up in the bedroom.  Time for a nap?

    Should be better tomorrow, forecast is for heavy rains tonight through early morning.

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,708
    McGyver said:
    frank0314 said:

    How old is she? Has some talent

    That was me... It's standard for me to draw something stupid on paper tablecloths... I've got no talent, but I did have a crayon and stout which is better than talent... Seriously, who needs talent if they have a crayon, beer braised pot roast and beer?

    My kind've dinner

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    DanaTA said:
    McGyver said:

    To those of you who are fathers, step-fathers, fatherly figures, mothers who have been like a father to younglings, those that have pets that think you are their fathers or you who have have created a cybernetic device which has become self aware and now refers to you as "father"... Or any combination of circumstances in which the concept or understanding of "father" can be applied, then I wish you...

    I don't know... That was such a long intro and while I was writing it one of my daughters had me remove a fly from the house, and then I had to fix the window screen because apparently throwing a stool at a fly is "overkill" (no, dynamite is "overkill") and then I had to glue the leg of the small table back, because apparently it was a small table, not a stool and after that I remembered I was filling up a small temporary inflatable pool outside, which was overflowing... Which actually I just remembered and now I noticed it's gotten fairly flooded out there because the drain by my shop is clogged with yew needles/leaves/thingies...

    Right, then... No idea what this was about, but the fire is out and the wasps are mostly dead... I suppose as the day goes on whichever ones who (is it "whom" or "who" when referring to wasps?) were out doing whatever malcontent wasps do in their free time, come back they'll probably start trying to build a new nest where the old one was... But the joke is on them because the fire... Dang it... The pool is still filling!

    So... Hi... Uh... I'm not reading back on all that nonsense... You know about the pool, the stool, the thing with the Krazy Glue (actually, a generic Cyanoacrylate adhesive), and the blow torch and the wasps and the gasoline, the driveway sealant  "incident" and the tree... Either way... It doesn't really matter because it's hot outside and I'm done going out for a while... My point was something about something which was had to do with fathers...

    Well, I've got to go have lunch with my father-in-law, for Father's Day...

    Oh...

    That was it... Lunch...

    No...

    Father's Day!

    Happy Father's Day, fatherish ones!

    Thanks.  That brought a smile and chuckle to me.  I don't have much to smile about today.

    Dana

    I'm sorry to hear that... Well, the part about not having much to smile about... I'm glad I made you chuckle... As long as that didn't cause whatever it was that was reducing the possibility of smiling for you.

    I have terrible sentence structure.

    I'd ask why, but it's probably none of my business... But I'm nosy too... Also I like to meddle in the affairs of humans... Technically I'm not supposed to for another five years, but the way this timeline is going I'm damned sure someone else screwed it up recently... So I'm actually not very concerned anymore with whether or not what I say that might change this current timeline... Seriously, if you are going to hell in a handbasket, what does it matter if it's smoldering already?

    At least this is not the timeline where the Statue of Liberty is a 93 meter tall plastic penguin with an axe strapped to its right flipper and a kielbasa under the left flipper... Actually they are wings... But they use them like flippers... I have to stop calling them flippers... I think I may have committed a social faux pas recently when I commented on how soft a penguin's flipper/wing was...

    I'll sent a card.

    But anyway, I won't bother you about the lack of smileage... It's probably rude of me to do that... Also if I were to continue and I then got distracted and went off on some stupid quest or other nonsense... And trust me, I'm have loads of trouble staying even this focused... Then I'd feel bad if you responded and told me why and it was something serious like a horseshoe crab infestation or there is lava welling up in your basement, and I was off chasing squirrels or stuck upside down in a tree, and like a day or two passed before I remembered DAZ has forums and I decided to come back and like 520 post were made between then and my post... That would be very rude of me to do...

    Especially if it were something horseshoe crab or lava related... Because ignoring someone with a lava or horseshoe crab problem is like the 37th worst thing you can do.

    Well... Maybe 38th and 39th respectively...

    What I think I should do... Besides speaking and writing coherently... Is just wish you a better day and say something like "best wishes" or "it's not so bad, lava is good for bunions" or something else positive that might make you feel better about the lava.

    Not to pry... But how did you get both a horseshoe crab infestation and volcanic fissure spewing lava in your basement at the same time?

    Those are usually separate occurrences... Maybe lava and mole people... But horseshoe crabs too... I'm really sorry to hear that... No wonder you are bummed out.

    I find that when you have a lot of lava erupting in your basement, it's always good to go out for a walk or something... You know, to clear your mind and help you avoid being incinerated.

    Sometimes I'd buy myself some ice cream when I was in a situation like that... That always makes me feel better about lava problems... Although if these are those carnivorous horseshoe crabs I started the rumors about back in Stonybrook in the 80s... In that case the sugar in your blood is just gonna be like sugary blood to carnivorous mutant horseshoe crabs.

    Well, I should go now because I'm not sure if any of this is helping you feel better, and also because I've wandered far enough away from the original topic that I'm afraid this post is completely unsalvageable.

    So... Just feel better and think happy thoughts or if that doesn't work laugh maniacally to yourself, eventually it catches on and you are actually just laughing at your own maniacal laughter, which is splendidly psychotic enough to scare other people away, which is really fun and just makes me laugh more...

    It was just a suggestion though.

    Feel better.

     

  • carrie58carrie58 Posts: 4,083
    edited June 2018

    @McGyver ...... somehow I think I missed the "blow torch ,wasp ,and gasoline incident ..........nosey person needing to know .......

    Post edited by carrie58 on
  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,335

    @McGyver: My wife is home and taking a nap, and I'm reading your response and laughing maniacally...but quietly...if that's possible.

    Dana

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    dont eatmuffins offered by ghosts

  • SummerhorseSummerhorse Posts: 684

    Ahh, falling into the kalidiscopic and chaotic wonderland of a Mcgyver post... perfect antidote to a brutal day.

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776

    Cold, stressed and busier than I need to be complaint :0

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