The I Must Be SMART Thread

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  • SaldazSaldaz Posts: 168

    pocket watch

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited June 2018

    A hole?

    Post edited by Chohole on
  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    Highly doubt it is any hundred dollar bills.

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476
    edited June 2018
    Ivy said:

    ewww that is rough, makes me glad I'm not single, I would hate to have to resort to a bananas and bad x videos on a cell phone ..lol

    oops o.0  I thought I was in a different thread but that really came out not the way I expected.  (the banana went into my mouth but no where else, well the banana peel went into the trash can.)

    edit: too paranoid to find x videos on web but I have the pro bundles for Victoria and Micheal and they can. . . . .  .  oops that type of discusion is for another site, right?

    Post edited by Xyetzt on
  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,271
    edited June 2018
    Chohole said:

    A hole?

    Ponderable:  Is a hole actually "in" the pocket?

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476
    Chohole said:

    A hole?

    Ponderable:  Is a hole actually "in" the pocket?

    oh a pocket does have a hole as otherwise it would be a patch.  Just realized that dude is the dude in the hobbit, right?

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    I found these orange mini cigars at a store near my house. they come in a plastic bag and it does not say how many cigars are in there other than it is a pound.   I cannot light them right now as I am in a non smoking area and I did not bring a lighter with me.  I try to pretend to smoke them but I end up eating it instead.  They have a very familiar taste.

  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,538

    Hmm... Whatbhyas it got in its nasssty little pocketses?

     

    Air?

     

    Yup, that's it! Right, precious? .....PIrecious? WHERE IS THE PRECIOUS????

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    Cookie or Peaches, I am pondering but why?

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    Why are notebooks from HP cost more than notebooks from Dollar Tree?

  • SimonJMSimonJM Posts: 6,089

    Hmm... Whatbhyas it got in its nasssty little pocketses?

     

    Air?

     

    Yup, that's it! Right, precious? .....PIrecious? WHERE IS THE PRECIOUS????

    I thought it was a .357 snub-nosed magnum iIf I recall Bored of teh Rings correctly) cheeky

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    I am bored and a little motion sick.  I feel like I am facing the wrong direction in a train.

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,783
    Chohole said:

    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    water 

    I am in hot variety 

  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,538
    Chohole said:

    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    my breath in the morning

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    I am spending time with my nephew.

  • SaldazSaldaz Posts: 168

    daerht trams eb tsum I eht

  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,538

    deridt os ma i

    krow hcum osvsi gniledom

    etalochc zah nac?

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476

    I have two computers right now.  One Windows and the other Ubuntu.  I am trying to get a macbook soon so I will have three computers.  o.0

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,355
    Chohole said:

    This thing all things devours;
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats mountain down.

    Time.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,189

    ...dealt with too much stupid this last week, from an idiot motorist (who looked like she was on some kind of "happy drug") who almost ran me down, to the wacky and weird weekly news. 

    Need my smarts to recover for a while as they are smarting badly.

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    deridt os ma i

    krow hcum osvsi gniledom

    etalochc zah nac?

    esyay. hatway ortsay ofay hocolatecay?

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,476
    Chohole said:

    deridt os ma i

    krow hcum osvsi gniledom

    etalochc zah nac?

    esyay. hatway ortsay ofay hocolatecay?

    ?????

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    Chohole said:

    deridt os ma i

    krow hcum osvsi gniledom

    etalochc zah nac?

    esyay. hatway ortsay ofay hocolatecay?

    ?????

    Yes I am sorry I did mispell a couple of words there.
    esyay. atwhay ortsay ofay ocolatechay?

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,271

    Ores tabit fortis arare placet orestat

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,189
    ...poppa oo mau mau oo ma ma mau.
  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,271

    Ooh Ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang walla bing bang.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,271

    Maresedots n'doesedote n'littlelambsy tivy.

  • SaldazSaldaz Posts: 168

    I have two computers right now.  One Windows and the other Ubuntu.  I am trying to get a macbook soon so I will have three computers.  o.0

    I have 3 clocks.

    if one is wrong I know witch one it is.

  • SaldazSaldaz Posts: 168

    A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

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