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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,376

    Oink!

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    too cute to eat. and ducks.  duck sauce without the duck.
    bacon dreams
    browsing for a production music for my carrara movie, dunno, whadayathink?  smiley
    http://www.sonycreativesoftware.com/productionmusic/all

     

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,763

    I love duck. All you have to do is score the skin and steam it. After that put it in a frying cast iron pan and cook it till its brown in the oven.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    did swedish chef ever cook his chicken?

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    edited July 2016
    LeatherGryphon said:
    kyoto kid said:
    MistyMist said:
    kyoto kid said:
    MistyMist said:

    rebellion against the salad.  dont want spinach salad for lunch

    it's hottt

    no wanna cook

    want pepperoni pizza + cold brewskie

    ...ugh 94° there today  Going to be getting some of that 90s stuff here in a couple days.

     

    cicadas a whole symphony concert

    ...here it was the yap dog barking incessantly. Definitely not a symphony.

    My sympathies.  Five yappy dogs live in the house next door to me (300 feet away) and I still hear the friggin' things. 

    In the other direction, when I walk to the postoffice, some sort of yappy dog starts yapping when I'm two houses away and continues until I'm two houses past.  Mostly through the window but sometimes it's on a leash and will come running at me.

    When I did housecalls for computer repair I'd encounter homes with resident yappy dogs.  The animated mops and nervous rats are the worst but I also came to dislike those pug nosed deformities that would come snorting and dribbling snot onto my pantleg and shoes.  Useless creatures.

    When I rode bicycle around neighborhoods in Florida there was a house that I had to pass every time and the damn yappy dog there ran free and would attack my ankles everytime I rode by until the day I finally connected with a swift kick and launched it back into the middle of it's yard.  No appologies to the owners of yappy dogs.  angry

     

    ...when I used to ride cross country in Wisconsin, I carried a dishwashing soap bottle filled with a 50/50 solution of water and ammonia.  Worked every time, even against big dogs.

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    MistyMist said:

    hott.  heat advisory 

    i think i'm in the group recommended not go out

    • Heat Advisory

      Heat Advisory in effect from Monday, 11:00 AM EDT until Monday, 6:00 PM EDT. Source: U.S. National Weather Service

       

    ...HEAT ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 11 AM TO 6 PM EDT
    MONDAY...

    * HEAT INDEX VALUES...UP TO 101 DUE TO TEMPERATURES IN THE LOW
    TO MID 90S AND DEWPOINTS IN THE LOWER 70S.

    * TIMING...HIGHEST HEAT INDICES MONDAY AFTERNOON.

    * IMPACTS...THE COMBINATION OF THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY WILL
    INCREASE THE RISK FOR HEAT RELATED HEALTH ISSUES...ESPECIALLY
    FOR THE ELDERLY...THOSE WITH CHRONIC HEALTH PROBLEMS SUCH AS
    LUNG AND HEART DISEASE...THOSE WORKING OUTDOORS...AND OTHER
    HEAT SENSITIVE GROUPS OF PEOPLE.

    PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

    A HEAT ADVISORY IS ISSUED WHEN THE COMBINATION OF HEAT AND
    HUMIDITY IS EXPECTED TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE IT IS 100 TO
    104 DEGREES FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE HOURS.

    TO REDUCE RISK DURING OUTDOOR WORK THE OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY AND
    HEALTH ADMINISTRATION RECOMMENDS SCHEDULING FREQUENT REST BREAKS
    IN SHADED OR AIR CONDITIONED ENVIRONMENTS. ANYONE OVERCOME BY
    HEAT SHOULD BE MOVED TO A COOL AND SHADED LOCATION. HEAT STROKE
    IS AN EMERGENCY...CALL 9 1 1.

     

    we sharing weather with Montreal

     

    ...was 89° in the hood today.. 90s in a couple days here.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    LeatherGryphon said:

    Complaint:  I terminated my DISH-TV contract to save the $100/month subscription fee.   All fine and good, and they even sent me a box to return my DVR device back to them.  When on the phone with them I asked if I had to return the antenna too but they said "no".  Well after nearly 10 days the return box finally arrived here. but now in the enclosed instructions I discover that what they didn't tell me on the phone is that unless I return the "LNB" (electronic gizmo at the focus of the dish shaped antenna and also the "switch" gizmo located somewhere in a weatherproof box on the outside of my house) I will be charged $150.  I'm nearly 70 years old and have trouble climbing stairs to go to bed.  When I originally signed up with them they were eager enough to send an installer person out to attach my antenna 20 feet up the side of my house but now that I'm leaving them they want me to climb a ladder that I don't have, and remove the LNB gizmo from the antenna and then find and remove the correct "switch" gizmo for my particular apartment (there are three weatherproof boxes out there and the wires disappear into the walls of the house. Oy!!!

    Sigh, I've got the DVR device packed and I can probably sweep the cobwebs off the equipment boxes and figure out which one is mine, but I guess I'll have to try to find somebody with a bloody long ladder and pay them to climb up and disassemble my antenna before the remaining 20 day return grace period expires.   

    ..ugh.  You should call and tell them to bring one of their techs out to do that and not bill you anything.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    edited July 2016
    Tjohn said:

    Pig in a poke-thru...

     

    ....pig in a blanket.

     

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    MistyMist said:

    did swedish chef ever cook his chicken?

    ....I know he never pressed the duck.

  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670
    edited July 2016

    4 more days of hot and humid weather.  Yuck.  Its supposed to rain on Monday in Washington, D.C. and Baltimore though.

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    a TARDIS!!!!!!!!

    http://www.daz3d.com/historic-police-box

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,376
    MistyMist said:

    a TARDIS!!!!!!!!

    http://www.daz3d.com/historic-police-box

    Cool!

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,376

    My imaginary friend Misty Whisty

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,352

    U R get very seepy...

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,191
    edited July 2016

    OMG!  A dinosaur has nested by my porch!

    For several weeks the neighbor's chicken has been wandering loose around their yard and sometimes coming over into ours.  I tried shooing it back across the border but of course dinosaurs have little concept of property lines.  I'm always worried that when I back out of my parking space I'm going to run over it. 

    Yesterday I saw it clucking contentedly in the weeds next to my porch.  This morning when leaving for a doctor appointment I glanced in that direction to see if the chicken was down in the weeds.  No, it wasn't but in its place were about a half dozen large brown eggs!  This is what happens when you don't have a cat living around your house anymore. devil

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    There is always the BBQ Contingecy Plan- Omega 56-B... Plus you get breakfast too... Besides, you'd only have to share it with a cat if you had one... If the cat left you any.  If the neighbor asks, you could say the chicken spontaneously combusted from the godawful heat and you had no choice but to eat it for fear of its delicious remains attracting wolves... Because then once the wolves come around you'd have get gorillas to drive them away and eventually get Komodo dragons to get rid of the gorillas... It starts out as a lost chicken and ends up a damned environmental disaster, so you were trying to be proactive and keep nature in harmony... Delicious harmony.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,191
    edited July 2016

    I'm pondering whether to tell the neighbors to come pick up their chicken or start a new breakfast menu.  However, I'm not a farmer.  I know nothing about the safe human consumability of eggs that are not found in styrofoam containers with expiration dates stamped on the end.  And I'm a little bit apprehensive about finding meat, beaks, claws and feathers in my omlette.  So I guess I'll just do the right thing and tell the neighbor that his free ranging dinosaur has set up shop next to my porch and let him decide how to handle it.

    edited to add: a quick check of the area just now reveals an absent chicken but there are by best count 14 eggs!!!

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,352

    If there's a rooster in your neighborhood, let her hatch them. If not, they won't hatch anyway. So if you smell sulfur, empty the nest. 

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,355
    McGyver said:

    There is always the BBQ Contingecy Plan- Omega 56-B... Plus you get breakfast too... Besides, you'd only have to share it with a cat if you had one... If the cat left you any.  If the neighbor asks, you could say the chicken spontaneously combusted from the godawful heat and you had no choice but to eat it for fear of its delicious remains attracting wolves... Because then once the wolves come around you'd have get gorillas to drive them away and eventually get Komodo dragons to get rid of the gorillas... It starts out as a lost chicken and ends up a damned environmental disaster, so you were trying to be proactive and keep nature in harmony... Delicious harmony.

    laugh  laugh  laugh  laugh  laugh 

    Dana

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,191
    edited July 2016

    And now for something completely different:  --- There are better times to have a domestic dispute. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/china/tiger-attacks-tourist-kills-another-china-safari-park-n615996  Contenders for the Darwin Award.

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  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,587

    Darwin Award . . . awarded.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Tjohn said:

    If there's a rooster in your neighborhood, let her hatch them. If not, they won't hatch anyway. So if you smell sulfur, empty the nest. 

     

    chickadees !

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Kulay Wolf said:

    My imaginary friend Misty Whisty

    Misty Whiskers ?  lol

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    torn between tardis and the lagoon living flashsale 

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    edited July 2016
    MistyMist said:

    a TARDIS!!!!!!!!

    http://www.daz3d.com/historic-police-box

    ...was excited until I learned Iray materials only.

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    Tjohn said:

    U R get very seepy...

    ...cute.

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,376

    This new sale is confusing to me.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,063
    LeatherGryphon said:

    And now for something completely different:  --- There are better times to have a domestic dispute. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/china/tiger-attacks-tourist-kills-another-china-safari-park-n615996  Contenders for the Darwin Award.

    ...NBC News hates my system, all ai get is a perpetual swirly.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    kyoto kid said:
    MistyMist said:

    a TARDIS!!!!!!!!

    http://www.daz3d.com/historic-police-box

    ...was excited until I learned Iray materials only.

     

    nuthin comes with carrara materials 

    and thats why i drinks beers  lol

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    oh woww, could use one of these r/l

     

    woah lol, need new command chair with Heated Vibrating Massage 

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