My Lease Is Nearly Up On The Complaint Thread
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Different animals, mate.
Some are cute as a button.
They're all marsupials, but that's about it. Australia has several species - we just have opossums, they have possums, without the "o". Ugly, stinky, rat-tailed opossums. We got cheated!
I got stuff for my fish and still could get two pc items!
sypathies for ewes in the 110 zone. or 105 zone. or 95-100 zone.
Boston, remember that 8 feet of snow?
Gulp! Is Raleigh in the real dark red area?
seems to be. {{hugs}}
new toy to play with, woot
woo hoo, can save 700$ on a 12core mac pro lol
So what if Possums look like chubby little narcolepticly deranged protomammal serial killer rats with a skin condition... They are still adorable... Or adorableish in their own special way... Like how they playful fall over and fein death when startled... Even though they pretty much look half dead even when they are in perfect health. Possums can be extremely cute... Of course you'd have to shave them bald, glue the fur of some other animal on them... That pelt that looks like it was made from twenty diffent dead cats found on the side of the road is just not working for them... And do a good job with the new fur too... You wouldn't want them to look like that guy that's always on the news lately... You'd also have to do something cosmetic about the ears... I don't think I've ever seen one with ears that didn't look like they weren't on loan from a diseased bat... Maybe one of those Easter bunny ear headbands they make for little kids... But fixing that would do the trick... Well, mostly... The teeth are pretty horrible... Too primitive mammal... It's like Mother Nature couldn't decide where the canine and the molars should really go and just said "what the hell" and stuck them any old place... I suppose while you are on the snout, giving them a prosthetic nose wouldn't hurt either... The weird little pink thing just looks out of place... Or upside down... I don't know, it just weird, I'd at least take a sharpie marker and color it in or something... The eyes are kinda creepy too... I don't know if it's the subtle "night of the living dead" darkish fur around them that gives them an undead appearance or if it's the that soul chilling stare, but maybe a pair of sunglasses would do... I think they sell a decent looking pair of "blues brothers" knockoffs at some of the 99¢ stores... That's probably the cheapest fix... I don't think applying false eyelashes and decent eyeshadow is really gonna work either... Actually, come to think of it, maybe just toss the idea of gluing new fur on the body and just buy one those "American Girl" doll outfits or the knockoffs... I think they are about the same size and there are a lot of different styles... Actually I'm pretty sure ToysRus has a knockoff series that features dolls from diffent cultures... How cute would that be... Little possum girl in her kimono... Or little Dutch possum girl with her little wooden shoes... Wouldn't be worth a damn in a tree, but after they fell out, they'd look so cute shambling around in their clogs... Oh yeah... There's the walk too... Yeah... That's gotta get worked on... Because that "one too many proctologist exams" waddle looks really weird... Maybe the clogs or some tiny high heels would fix that... I once dated a girls who could only wear really high heels, and if you put her in flip flops she kinda seemed unsure of her footing... Maybe that's what possums need?... You know, I bet if you went and did all that work on them, they would make the perfect gift for some lucky little girl... Think of the joy in their eyes when they open up the box and find that little bundle of joy inside... Provided it's not dead because you forgot to poke holes in the box (or remembered after it was in the box and poked the holes with a fireplace poker) or caked in its own waste because it was in there for a week... What little girl wouldn't love an "American Possum Playmate"™...? Right there... That's what I'm talking about... Just spitballing fixing up possums to be more cuddly and I gave all you budding entrepreneurs a great new blockbuster product for the upcoming holiday season's next "must have" gift... Could be the next "Smother Me Elmo" or "Cabbage Patch Kids"... And I know what you animal rights people are thinking... "That's cruel" or some nonsense, but what are possums doing with their time anyway... It's not like they are curing cancer or solving world hunger... They are just a bunch of creepy freeloaders stealing your garbage and looking creepy and nobody loves them... Here they have the opportunity to bring joy to small children... Even if they get tossed in a closet after a week or cause kids to have terrible nightmares or start some possums based epidemic... The fact is there is a possibility for someone to make tons of cash on this idea and then blame whatever disaster that follows on someone else... Probably me for suggesting it, but what's stopping you? A little mad possum disease? Fleas? Ticks? Brain leaches?
What was this about to begin with?
Megh... Laterz folks.
@McGyver
It's 90 here right now, and it's only 12:56 pm! It will go up from here, I'm sure. The hottest part of the day is usually after 2:00 or 3:00 pm. This makes the 7th day of 90+ temperatures up here. Boston will be at the door of a record after tomorrow. Tomorrow will be 8 days of 90+. The longest stretch of 90+ on record for Boston is 9 days. Looks like they'll have to tie for 2nd place because a front is supposed to come through on Friday and bring it down into the 80s. But if it slows down and doesn't make it in time, then that will be the 9th day.
Dana
It sure looks that way! Stay hydrated...and indoors if possible.
Dana
I saved over $6,000!!! By deciding not to buy one!
Dana
As long as we're speaking of modifying oppossums here's something not completely different. Armadillos! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo The armadillo looks like somebody shoved an oppossum into a turtle shell. No explanation of what happened to the turtle. Armadillos could be cuddly too. All balled up into a living croquet or bocce ball. Someone in a motherly mood could sit on a nest of them. Also armadillos are the only animal other than humans that are affected by the leprosy virus. An interesting fact to know if you're juggling living croquet balls. You wouldn't want to give the beastie leprosy. And for what it's worth, my old alma mater (Florida Institute of Technology) was the first to identify that armadillos catch leprosy. http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1986-09-10/news/0250270049_1_leprosy-armadillos-nine-banded
That is my plan. At least this thing I call work is in the mall so no need to go outside except to get into the car to get home. I hope my ride's car has working ac
instead of screaming in fright, i try to talk pleasantly to him/her when i run meet an opossum in the neighborhood.
i read they can't get rabies, something about their metabolism.
Racoons been knocking over our trash bins last couple weeks. yucky clean up job.
My real goldfish been pooping in their water. I get too many people thinking my "goldfish" are in my community tank. I tell them that those fish are sunset platies not goldfish. It seems like a lot of people assume orange fish are goldfish. Well three out of my six goldfish are black, while the other three are orange.
this seems like a terrifyig idea to me,
don't they watch horror movies?
how doing stuff like this can go horribly wrong?
Would you support the use of genetically modified mosquitoes in your neighborhood to combat Zika?
Morning. Sunrise bought a patches or two of blue like sparkling lagoons in an otherwise dreary grey skyscape :)
awesome birds, so quiet for something so big :)
Tend to see Possums high in tree canopies or sitting on a tall fence, don't think the marsupial possums are so feral anyhow but they sure get aggressive with stranger possums :)
It seems that perhaps I've been misled about the actions of the opossums when "playing dead". I apologize for the misinformation.
Dana
A bat swimming in the water... This was so cute ;v;
...crikey I could build a dual 8 core Xeon system with 128 GB of memory and dual liquid cooled Titan X's for less than that.
...well, easy to find a lot of dead ones along the highway.
Then again there is the idea for a new "Nature's revenge" film. The Possums of Highway 18 - Beware the road you drive at night. If you see one in your headlights... it is too late.
...nice.
...looks as if the ebots decided to give the hot weather here a miss and head to the beach. Fortunately only one page behind this time.
I iz a peeple - LOL.
WIP test. Somehow my renders are rendering too big for the forums to upload. I open it in Photoshop and save for web and then it works.
Does someone need to be in an altered state to participate in this thread, or does that just help?
You guys are hilarious. And I thought I wrote the book on outrageous.