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  • GoggerGogger Posts: 2,485
    edited June 4

    I laughed outloud (at work) when I clicked the thread title and then got this. You can't make this stuff up!

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  • HylasHylas Posts: 5,222

    it's not getting better, is it?

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,847

    ...exavctly.  They need a new hamtser. .

  • DiscipleDisciple Posts: 160

    I wonder if they really have pages for errors at the other two points.  How do they think that would work?

    Hallelujah!
    Disciple

  • memcneil70memcneil70 Posts: 5,284

    I gave up looking at the forums this morning. It was okay for a few days then bam!

  • butterflyfishbutterflyfish Posts: 1,482

    Here we go again

  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,742

    forum is basically unusable for me today.... errors galore from the cloud and as fast as a sleeping snail!

  • BejaymacBejaymac Posts: 1,942

    I've often wondered is it central/DIM/Connect causing a sort of ddos on the forums, or is it all Cloudflare, or a mix of both.

    Then last week the "Cloud" and everything that uses it crashed and was down for over 2 hours, which included central/DIM/Connect as well as the store, yet the forums worked smoothly.

    Within 5 minutes of the "Cloud" being repaired the forums are back to being a laggy mess, really does make you wonder if it's the user base causing it.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,940

    Bejaymac said:

    I've often wondered is it central/DIM/Connect causing a sort of ddos on the forums, or is it all Cloudflare, or a mix of both.

    Then last week the "Cloud" and everything that uses it crashed and was down for over 2 hours, which included central/DIM/Connect as well as the store, yet the forums worked smoothly.

    Within 5 minutes of the "Cloud" being repaired the forums are back to being a laggy mess, really does make you wonder if it's the user base causing it.

    Google had general issues, with widespread effects, I believe.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    I just had a minor fight with Cloudflare trying to post here

  • FirstBastionFirstBastion Posts: 8,048

    NylonGirl said:

    Many years ago, my brother bought me the cheapest computer his employer had for sale. It was the baddest Gateway I had ever seen. But I liked that cow themed box.

     I actually bought one of those cause it was inexpensive,  but it turned out to be the most expensive doorstop I ever  bought also.  It did teach me the hard lesson of backups though. 

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,082

    I'm thinking of starting a company selling string and tin cans.indecision

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    OMG I am struggling to go to furum links today about products using DAZ-Deals

    Bad Gateways abound

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 2,203

    The gateway is destroyed.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    was pretty bad just now

    and when I got here nothing to see wink

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042
    edited August 9

    today is really bad

    I am obsessed with fixing typos in my posts and made no less than 5 attempts on a post having to change browsers to finally do it

    Post edited by WendyLuvsCatz on
  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 2,203

    Perhaps the gateway is a sentient being.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042
    edited September 2

    [Verse]

    I hit refresh till my fingers are sore Bad gateway staring at me like a locked door Error 504 it’s a cruel little code Blocking my path down the information road

    [Prechorus]

    The wheel spins round but it never lands I’m stranded here in these digital sands

    [Chorus]

    Cloudflare’s got me Trapped in the rain 504 Bad Gateway Driving me insane Oh I just want that page But it’s lost in the sky Every click’s a heartbreak Every reload a sigh

    [Verse 2]

    It’s not just a website It’s my sanity's glue But now it’s a ghost town A faded view Like shouting in the void No one hears my cry I’m left here refreshing Till my dreams run dry

    [Bridge]

    Spinning wheels Broken feels This trauma’s real It’s all too surreal A gateway closed A heart exposed I’m chasing shadows But the trail’s deposed

    [Chorus]

    Cloudflare’s got me Trapped in the rain 504 Bad Gateway Driving me insane Oh I just want that page But it’s lost in the sky Every click’s a heartbreak Every reload a sigh

    Suno won't generate a video for me angry

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    Post edited by WendyLuvsCatz on
  • backgroundbackground Posts: 588
    edited September 2

    Ode to a gateway:-

    Get down deeper and down
    Down, down deeper and down
    Down, down deeper and down
    Get down deeper and down

    [Verse 1]
    I want all the world to see
    To see you're laughing, and you're laughing at me
    I can take it all from you
    Again, again, again, again
    Again, again, again and deeper and down

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    pretty much the Status Quo around here

  • hjakehjake Posts: 1,270
    edited September 4

     

     

    Untold Stories Behind the $20B Business That Runs the Internet

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  • Ryuu@AMcCFRyuu@AMcCF Posts: 772

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    [Verse]

    I hit refresh till my fingers are sore Bad gateway staring at me like a locked door Error 504 it’s a cruel little code Blocking my path down the information road

    [Prechorus]

    The wheel spins round but it never lands I’m stranded here in these digital sands

    [Chorus]

    Cloudflare’s got me Trapped in the rain 504 Bad Gateway Driving me insane Oh I just want that page But it’s lost in the sky Every click’s a heartbreak Every reload a sigh

    [Verse 2]

    It’s not just a website It’s my sanity's glue But now it’s a ghost town A faded view Like shouting in the void No one hears my cry I’m left here refreshing Till my dreams run dry

    [Bridge]

    Spinning wheels Broken feels This trauma’s real It’s all too surreal A gateway closed A heart exposed I’m chasing shadows But the trail’s deposed

    [Chorus]

    Cloudflare’s got me Trapped in the rain 504 Bad Gateway Driving me insane Oh I just want that page But it’s lost in the sky Every click’s a heartbreak Every reload a sigh

    Suno won't generate a video for me angry

    Hey Wendy,

    Why don't you reach out to a fellow named Jyc Row and get this little ditty set to music. It'd be sure to shoot to the top of the Youtube videos! laugh

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    Ryuu@AMcCF said:

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    [Verse]

    I hit refresh till my fingers are sore Bad gateway staring at me like a locked door Error 504 it’s a cruel little code Blocking my path down the information road

    [Prechorus]

    The wheel spins round but it never lands I’m stranded here in these digital sands

    [Chorus]

    Cloudflare’s got me Trapped in the rain 504 Bad Gateway Driving me insane Oh I just want that page But it’s lost in the sky Every click’s a heartbreak Every reload a sigh

    [Verse 2]

    It’s not just a website It’s my sanity's glue But now it’s a ghost town A faded view Like shouting in the void No one hears my cry I’m left here refreshing Till my dreams run dry

    [Bridge]

    Spinning wheels Broken feels This trauma’s real It’s all too surreal A gateway closed A heart exposed I’m chasing shadows But the trail’s deposed

    [Chorus]

    Cloudflare’s got me Trapped in the rain 504 Bad Gateway Driving me insane Oh I just want that page But it’s lost in the sky Every click’s a heartbreak Every reload a sigh

    Suno won't generate a video for me angry

    Hey Wendy,

    Why don't you reach out to a fellow named Jyc Row and get this little ditty set to music. It'd be sure to shoot to the top of the Youtube videos! laugh

    it's Ai generated and the mp3 is in the zip I uploaded 

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,186
    You have skills, Wendy!
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    barbult said:

    You have skills, Wendy!

    at prompting?

    thats all I did blush 

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,186
    edited September 14

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    barbult said:

    You have skills, Wendy!

    at prompting?

    thats all I did blush 

    I thought you wrote the gateway gong song. It was excellent.

    Post edited by barbult on
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042
    edited September 14

    barbult said:

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    barbult said:

    You have skills, Wendy!

    at prompting?

    thats all I did blush 

    I thought you wrote the gateway gong. It was excellent.

    no, ChatGPT 4 did in Suno and I thought I said so 

     checked and said Suno but didn't make it clear

    Post edited by WendyLuvsCatz on
  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,186

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    barbult said:

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    barbult said:

    You have skills, Wendy!

    at prompting?

    thats all I did blush 

    I thought you wrote the gateway gong. It was excellent.

    no, ChatGPT 4 did in Suno and I thought I said so 

     checked and said Suno but didn't make it clear

    I didn't know what Suno was. I thought from context that it was a tool you used to turn your written song into a playable audio file. I'm not up on all the AI tools.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 2,203
    The Gateway really got me today.
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,042

    have had a variety of errors today

    as well as Bad gateway Error code 502
    SSL handshake failed Error code 525
    Web server is returning an unknown error

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