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[SPOILERS] I can think of at least two books where the lead character was killed in book 1 - the Damiano series by R A Macavoy, and a kinda-zombie series (Newsomething?) by a well known author (which I am not going to read). To say nothing of Beau Geste, where we are told at the end that the manuscript of the book was found by the narrator's dead body.[/SPOILERS]
Not that I am trying to encourage Barbult to follow suit.
Ah I wasn't aware of those books, but yes you're right, perhaps there is some risk. I hate spoilers, like when I went to see Titanic and someone spoiled it for me by telling me beforehand that it sinks. ( sorry, that's old and well worn ).
So the narrator's dead body found the manuscript?!
Richard has to hang in midair a little longer. Life got in the way for a bit.
If that is it being unhelpful then I hope that it can be brought back into line shortly and smoothly.
It's annoying when I can't render you 24/7
. I'll be back to rendering soon. We must resolve your current dilemma with the bike and the stairs.
Flip
Richard flew over the handlebars and did a flip, as his bike clattered down the stairs ahead of him.
Thanks to Other Richard for the washing pose, which I modified just slightly for the flip here.
he looks like a furry prawn
Hmm. You're right.
Triumph
After two full forward flips, Richard sticks the landing!
Richard: Wow! I'm an excellent Gymnast! I think I should try out for the Catlympics.
Send for 'Bicycle repair man!" I could include a link to the Python sketch. but it turns into a joke political rant, so better not.
Hmm, well I guess Milly will not be getting a new (undersized) bicycle after all. Though at least I can say "I am ready for my close-up, Miss Milly".
Milly could go anf get her camera, and then ask you to do it again, so that she can get some dramatic pictures for 'show and tell'.
The 'prawn' pic brings to mind one of Billiy Connolly's comedy stories 'Ivan the Terrible' The gist of which is that a little Glaswegian guy is in a wresting match with Ivan. Ivan is much feared and has two signature wrestling holds, The 'Half Pretzel' which breaks his opponents back, and the 'Full Pretzel' which kills the opponent. At the start of the match the crowd are behind the little guy because , well everybody loves the underdog, but then! Ivan gets the little guy in the Half Pretzel!, and the crowd are saying "Oh Nooooo" and looking away, Suddenly Ivan flies across the ring and collapses in a heap. The crowd goes wild and the little guy is interviewed about what happened.. He says "Ivan got me in the Half Pretzel and I could feel the life draining out of me, just before I was about to pass out I saw this 'willy' right in front of my eyes, so I thought 'Why Not?" and sank my teeth into it as hard as I could. It's amazing the burst of strength you get if you bite your own willy".
I apologise for the off topic content, but that's what you picture brought to mind
Naturally, I'm all for the Olympics. And like most (honest) men, watch it keenly for the women in their tight-fitting Lycra. In view of this, one can only be thankful that Richard's sporting debut didn't involve Lycra (especially in such a victorious, paws above head pose like that).
To be fair though, he did land with feline grace, so gets a solid 10 points from me!
On a more technical note, it feels like in the most recent images, Richard has shrunk a bit.
Richard had to lose a little belly fat to fit behind the handlebars of the bike. When he wears clothes, it flattens down his fur and he appears less fluffy. Other than that, I think he is the same size. At least I did not intentionally change his size. There is always the possibility of error, though. Since there is little consistency or reality to these stories, I won't stress over it.
What the Heck Happened Here?
Jack: Milly, I'm here to take you and your mother home. Where is she? And Richard, what are you doing here; why are you wearing that silly outfit, and what the heck happened here?
Milly: Mama went to the shoe store. I had to help Richard ride his bike better...Look, here comes Mama now! Wow, new shoes!
Richard: To sum it up, I was an excellent cyclist right before I went over the edge and became an excellent gymnast. The mice stole my onions, and my bike broke. Please give me a ride home, Jack.
Jack: Ah, I see; just the normal stuff. Let's go. I'll drop you off at home. I'm going to put that bike in the dumpster.
Richard: OK, I won't need it at the Catlympics.
Jack: The Catlympics????
Never stand still, never be where they expect you (and hope they don't tread on your unexpected tail).
Your tail is very agile. I bet you could whip it out of the way in time.
I bet Jack could turn the remains of the bike into a little unicycle for Richard. It just so happens there's one in the store that is on sale, and looks a bit like Richards bike. ( a bit of scaling and a coat of paint is all it needs really ).
Ooh, I am sure one wheel would be easier to manage than two (or four, which after all require a special license).
Like this
See now that would have avoided the first accident ( falling sideways ) but not the second one, unless his little paws could reach the brake levers. On the other hand he would be much more likely to mow down innocent bystanders on this larger and heavier machine. I now have an image in my head of Richard riding down the street on this, and bystanders sent flying one both sides, like the bow wave of a ship.
Where did Jack leave hi...the credit card?
Richard, when you have a minute could you look at the picture of the 'captain' on my 'A view through the mirror thread, it's on the third page., I'd like to use him in my story, but I have to admit he is made from a photo of a celebrity
No one seems to care much about Evil Onion. but I do. I'm not ashamed to say that this statement came as a massive relief to me!
It does suggest he's been stolen, but at least he's not been eaten, so this is very welcome news indeed!
He might have been nibbled a bit though.
Nibbled To Death By Cats
Comedy, not as gruesome as it sounds. I'm sure Richard would never nibble on anyone..
Richard would certainly never nibble on anyone (except the Specimen, which was just seafood in the end anyway). And I'm sure Evil Onion can take care of himself in an encounter with mice. Evil Onion has big sharp teeth. He is not to be messed with!
Big News!
Richard arrives home and throws open the kitchen door.
Richard: Lola, I'm home!
Lola: Richard, where on earth have you been all this time? It's almost dark outside. Did you sell all the onions? Where's your bike? Why are you so late? I had to go ahead and eat dinner without you.
Richard: None of that matters - I have big news! I'm an excellent Gymnast. I'm going to try out for the Catlympics. I need a leotard. Oh, I see you filled my bowl with treats from Other Richard. Thanks. I'm pretty hungry after my long day.
Lola: The Catlympics????
There is some kind of strange logic there for sure...But now my husband wants to know this: If a bicycle has two wheels and a tricycle has 3 wheels, how many wheels does an Icicle have?
By the looks of it, none. They have a screw thread and dig in to the surface like a mole machine, dragging the poor victim/rider behind the loop through the tunnel behind the icicle.
Regards,
Richard