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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501
    edited August 8

    OK, dear commenters, I have been working on this next episode for several days. This may be the busiest and most bizarre render yet. Many of your comments formulated this scene. I skipped the XI restaurant, though, because it looked too complex for my GPU. I built my own restaurant from other product pieces I already have.

    Let's Get Some Food

    Other-Richard: I'm hungry. Let's get some food. I see people going over to the tower and talking about a restaurant up there. Do you have any money?
    Richard Haseltine: No, Lola's credit card is off limits for now, and Jack is carrying all of our CSC discretionary funds. I don't have pockets. 
    Other-Richard: They always have too much food in these places. We'll just sneak in and grab some unused food and make a quick escape before we are caught. Sound like a plan?
    Richard Haseltine: I'm in. I bet they have those magic boxes, like in Ron's apartment. You jump in when it opens, and when it opens again, you are in a different place.

    ...In the restaurant...

    Other-Richard: I got a loin chop! What did you get, Richard?
    Richard Haseltine: I got a lion cloth. It doesn't taste good. 
    Other-Richard: No problem. I'll share. Let's get out of here.

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  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 8,035
    Absolutely brilliant. Mad as a box of frogs, but brilliant. Think you've outdone yourself. Regards, Other Richard
  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501

    richardandtracy said:

    Absolutely brilliant. Mad as a box of frogs, but brilliant. Think you've outdone yourself. Regards, Other Richard

    Thanks! Did you notice that I used one of your washing poses for Richard Haseltine? 

  • Ron KnightsRon Knights Posts: 2,755

    Oh I have a Magic Box?!

    And who is that falling outside the window?!

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501

    Ron Knights said:

    Oh I have a Magic Box?!

    And who is that falling outside the window?!

    Magic Box = elevator, to humans.

    Outside the window is a bungee jumper. 

  • Ron KnightsRon Knights Posts: 2,755

    Oh I got you! Cool!

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 111,382

    Hmm, not cat-people obviosuly - theer should be at least some people making silly noises at us and offering scratches. I am not impressed with the French (although I suppose those may not be French people, as such - humans are prone to wandering).

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501
    Unfortunately most of those people are LowPi (some with G9 skin wearables). LowPi has no facial bones so no expressions. They appear neither fond of you nor upset with your antics. Their eyes and lips are just textures on a stationary face. They don't even have fingers to stroke or scratch you. They have mitten hands. They only get fingers with their G9 wearable. They are probably all tourists, so don't give up on French society yet. Other-Richard was nice to share his loin chop with you. The day wasn't too bad in the end.
  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 8,035
    barbult said:

    richardandtracy said:

    Absolutely brilliant. Mad as a box of frogs, but brilliant. Think you've outdone yourself. Regards, Other Richard

    Thanks! Did you notice that I used one of your washing poses for Richard Haseltine? 

    I hadn't, actually, I was concentrating on deciphering the lion print on the not very tasty loin cloth. You got so much in to the image. Fantastic.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 41,511

    I want to see how that lion cloth is supposed to be worn but not on George cheeky

  • 3DIO3DIO Posts: 637
    edited August 9

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Hmm, not cat-people obviosuly - theer should be at least some people making silly noises at us and offering scratches. I am not impressed with the French (although I suppose those may not be French people, as such - humans are prone to wandering).

    Close examinaion of the photo tells us it's the French Brunette lady's loin cloth you came away with.  After all, she's the only one with bare legs visible and her hands in the air.  PersonallyI thought it was pretty damn slick and the look on your face suggests indulgence, so stop complaining ...

    "BECAUSE THERE'S A TIGER IN EVERY TOM".

     

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501

    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    I want to see how that lion cloth is supposed to be worn but not on George cheeky

    I will post in Discursion thread. See you there. 

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501

    3DIO said:

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Hmm, not cat-people obviosuly - theer should be at least some people making silly noises at us and offering scratches. I am not impressed with the French (although I suppose those may not be French people, as such - humans are prone to wandering).

    Close examinaion of the photo tells us it's the French Brunette lady's loin cloth you came away with.  After all, she's the only one with bare legs visible and her hands in the air.  PersonallyI thought it was pretty damn slick and the look on your face suggests indulgence, so stop complaining ...

    "BECAUSE THERE'S A TIGER IN EVERY TOM".
     

    Everything is possible. There could be many interpretations. 

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 111,382

    barbult said:

    Unfortunately most of those people are LowPi (some with G9 skin wearables). LowPi has no facial bones so no expressions. They appear neither fond of you nor upset with your antics. Their eyes and lips are just textures on a stationary face. They don't even have fingers to stroke or scratch you. They have mitten hands. They only get fingers with their G9 wearable. They are probably all tourists, so don't give up on French society yet. Other-Richard was nice to share his loin chop with you. The day wasn't too bad in the end.

    Yes, I spotted the LowPis (from which I always want to drop the w) - though I do wonder if they are a restaurant's ideal customer.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 27,501

    Richard Haseltine said:

    barbult said:

    Unfortunately most of those people are LowPi (some with G9 skin wearables). LowPi has no facial bones so no expressions. They appear neither fond of you nor upset with your antics. Their eyes and lips are just textures on a stationary face. They don't even have fingers to stroke or scratch you. They have mitten hands. They only get fingers with their G9 wearable. They are probably all tourists, so don't give up on French society yet. Other-Richard was nice to share his loin chop with you. The day wasn't too bad in the end.

    Yes, I spotted the LowPis (from which I always want to drop the w) - though I do wonder if they are a restaurant's ideal customer.

    Maybe not, since their mouths don't open. Good point. However I don't have a robust computer like your new one, so I have to make many compromises to render your wild adventures. 

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 111,382

    barbult said:

    Richard Haseltine said:

    barbult said:

    Unfortunately most of those people are LowPi (some with G9 skin wearables). LowPi has no facial bones so no expressions. They appear neither fond of you nor upset with your antics. Their eyes and lips are just textures on a stationary face. They don't even have fingers to stroke or scratch you. They have mitten hands. They only get fingers with their G9 wearable. They are probably all tourists, so don't give up on French society yet. Other-Richard was nice to share his loin chop with you. The day wasn't too bad in the end.

    Yes, I spotted the LowPis (from which I always want to drop the w) - though I do wonder if they are a restaurant's ideal customer.

    Maybe not, since their mouths don't open. Good point. However I don't have a robust computer like your new one, so I have to make many compromises to render your wild adventures. 

    I'm sure most people's attention will be where it rightfully belongs anyway.

  • 3DIO3DIO Posts: 637
    edited August 14

    barbult said:

    Everything is possible. There could be many interpretations. 

    Dear Barbult, last time I saw indulgence like that, it involved a woman and Cadbury's Flake!

     

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  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 8,035
    edited August 12

    Richard's face is pretty much as per the poses in the pose set I did (Promo image here: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/uploads/FileUpload/22/030f4085164d1b142a1a297d86ba24.jpg). Cleaning paws & claws is a serious business for a fleabag.

    Regards,

    Richard

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  • 3DIO3DIO Posts: 637
    edited August 15

    Well if you're absolutely sure, I suppose I'll take your word for it!

     

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