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Hmm..., artillery, like a tank's turret? Or perhaps explosive outbursts from people with tourettes syndrome?
...used to live in a place that had two: It was nicknamed by the locals as "The Castle". I lived on the first floor in a 2-BR apartment.
...I felt the job I mentioned in my post was at least that.
a turret (from Italian: torretta, little tower; Latin: turris, tower) is a small tower
I finally returned a watch that does not work to Belk. I was going to return it a couple months ago but forgot about it for some reason. I got it back on a gift card. I found two Sweaters in clearance for about ten something each. So the watch was about thirty and now I have 9.84 left on the gift card. One sweater is football related and the other is gray with white polka dots. I needed sweaters more than a watch.
oh that was not a complaint. The complaint was my ride was late but I rushed picking out the shirts. I tried to get a third shirt but was a few dollars short.
so confusing are sales for real clothes. Not just Daz clothe. For example the football fan shirt was 44.50. The clothes in that section had various discounts which was not clear to me. The football shirt was 75% off. I tried to access the belk website but my wireless was not working fast enough on my phone and the cashier did not mention free WiFi. She did get the 10% off coupon for me.
overall I am glad I got a savings of 63.69.
they do seem to like sticking a vowel on the end of words
mebbe is the matrix. took the wrong color pill
Does using cellular data use more battery than WiFi?
...been wondering about that. I keep expecting to see that slight "glitch" occur.
Even when speaking English.
I just finished watching a YouTube about the raising of the Costa Concordia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwtcoxQGHmc I heard an awful lot of extra "a"s at the end of words during interviews with the Italian recovery personnel. Must be an ingrained syntax thing of Italian that's hard to get rid of.
Germans speaking English will flip subject & verb a lot.
Russians leave out English articles (a, an, the) because they don't have them or identify generality and specificity of nouns in other ways.
I would not want to try to learn English as a second language. I respect those who do.
throw an eh? at the end of every sentence
I love the idea of transporters, except I wonder if they can rematerialize you with your soul still inside your body.
Physical transference across space and time is so "pre-schroedinger's"; it might as well be Victorian!
Meat Loaf has a song, "I want my money back!"
Maybe get the engibneers to recalibrate the scanner feeder for the calibration documents! I say call them on a Saturday morning when they're all sleeping in.
Better yet, run yer damned cards through an interpreter and print the contents on them!
Funny story: In the days of punched cards, we had a card punch machine bork on a deck once. Turned out there was a fly in the deck. he was dead already, probably from being sandwiched in the deck and being boxed, strapped, palletted, and shipled across the country. But his li'l carcas still jammed up the works.
Funny story #2: IBM trainer has a half-dozen trainees in the computer room on a Saturday for their final exam. This was long before the 24/7 operations really became a thing for small companies. Before they arrive to the computer room, he walks to the back of the CPU box (which back then was as big as a bank of refrigerators), opens one of the big sheet-metal doors, slides a module out of the rack, then slides a a component card (not unlike one of today's graphics cards) out of the module. He puts the card into his shirt pocket, then slides the module back into the machine, closes the doors, wipes off his fingerprints, and waits for his charges to arrive.
Trainees arrive, and he starts to present the problem:
"For your hardware diagnosis final exam today, we have an IBM 370/158."
Patting his shirt pocket with a couple inches of the card showing, he continues, "This machine has experienced a case of "card fallout". Your job is to determine, programatically of course, which card is missing and where it should be located in this box. Of course, you may access the diagnostic ports, but in order to pass this exam, you must not unnecessarily open any doors."
"Card fallout". I love it!
my body cant handle the bus trip no mores
ADA busses in Wales has better shock absorbers?
train fans might enjoy this
28F
if only had a clump of shredded cheddar to throw ont top of soup. very good low sodium sweet potato soup.
so yummi cant believe is campbells.
Looks like two watchtowers!
Dana
That's the Canadians.
Italians slide an 'ah" at the end of words or between words.
Handy for pouring the boiling oil down on unwanted guests. Or shooting arrows, but the arrow slots are too wide to be protective. but you have to be quick and get them before they get under the porch roof. Bad castle design, fire the architect.
But notice the fenced area at the very top, perfect for stranding a pair of gray wizards.
I've heard several Chicagoans do that at the beginning of sentences, and it's twice as long and twice as loud.
When I was in secondary school (aged 16), we had a young dude who was an exchange student from Northern England working at our school as part of his exchange experience. He was studying to become a teacher, just for the record. This kid had a thing about adding an "s" to the end of random words. He'd be talking about life in "Englands" for example. My classmates and myself assumed that it was a quirk of his northern dialect, but I've watched a lot of British TV stuff since then, and never heard anyone else speak like that. Is it a very local phenomenon in a part of Yorkshire, or does it sound like he must have had a verbal tick of his own?
..."softwares".
...one Halloween I dressed up as a vampire and a friend of mine *(who lived in the room between the turrets) put red coloured bulbs in the room lights, scary organ music on the stereo, and placed a floodlight on the balcony (aimed upwards of course) where I stood posing menacingly and speaking with a cinematic Transylvanian accent. Was a lot of fun.
The house is in a small college town and still standing.
Yeah, well, Chicago is awfully close to Canada and who knows what nasty habits they've picked up. But the native Buffalonians are worse than them for picking up the "eh?" at the end of sentences, whether they be questions or not
. I could be considered a Buffalonian because I was born in western NY State and lived here for 17 years before going to college in Florida but never noticed that particular irritation until I returned to this area after I moved away to Florida for decades and started beginning sentences with "y'all". 
And I don't know what the excuse is for all the seemingly unintelligible accents and language quirks in that small island called England.
whats the protocol for addressing an emperor?
Your majesty
your excellency
your imperial majesty
your highness
sire is for kings?
i guess if you got it wrong it was beheading time.
someone who rules an empire is automatically an emperor? or empress?
i forgot Olive and Popeye had a sweet pea
But at least if you're going to be beheaded, choose to do it in Amsterdam in the execution chamber in the old palace. Ooh, weaping statues, and court witnesses leaning over the marble balustrade on the floor above. Go out in style.
(I'd point to photos but I can't find any.
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Tudor beheading compilation! (In better quality than the video I removed.)
feelin a really bad attitude coming on at my dayjob.
what's the world record for suffing paper into ringbinder page protectors?
cuz if the paper isn't curled just right halfway in it pops back out of the sleeve
stupid no page numbers paper fallin on the floor, and i don't care
I'm not the droid for this job.
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