The They Stuck Gears on my Convoy Whinging Complaint Thread

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,847
    McGyver said:
    MistyRara said:
    Tjohn said:
    MistyRara said:

    thinkin of baking a coffee cake, haz enuff sour cream.  

    couple of options, could make shortbread cookies, bakers chocolate and powder sugar for icing.

    i cant make anything as beautiful as Skiriki's cakes.

    marzipan in u.s. haz corn syrup in it, blech, why would they do that?

    'Cause real sugar or honey is 'spensive (less profit). smiley

     

    i been putting a drbble of real maple syrup in my coffee, tasty

     

    Two spoons of Chocolate Ovaltine and dark brown sugar... A bad habit, but that's how I make my coffee.

    On a side note... a while ago we got a gift basket that contained "Gourmet Vermont " maple syrup samplers... I tried one and it was pretty weird tasting... The ingredients listed corn syrup, then maple syrup and artificial flavorings... I'm assuming that meant it was mostly fake maple syrup, but I suppose if there are one or two molecules of maple in it, you can still get away with calling it "maple"...  Ah, food shenanigans... Ya, gotta appreciate the dedication to the cause.

    From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    Imitations and substitutions

    In Canada, maple syrup must be made entirely from maple sap, and syrup must have a density of 66° on the Brix scale to be marketed as maple syrup.[30] In the United States, maple syrup must be made almost entirely from maple sap, although small amounts of substances such as salt may be added.[78] Labelling laws prohibit imitation syrups from having "maple" in their names.[79] "Maple-flavoured" syrups include maple syrup but may contain additional ingredients.[80] "Pancake syrup", "waffle syrup", "table syrup", and similarly named syrups are substitutes which are less expensive than maple syrup. In these syrups, the primary ingredient is most often high fructose corn syrup flavoured with sotolon; they have no genuine maple content, and are usually thickened far beyond the viscosity of maple syrup.[81]

    Imitation syrups are generally cheaper than maple syrup, but tend to taste artificial. A 2009 Cook's Illustrated comparison between top-selling maple and imitation syrups in the United States consistently rated the real maple brands (Maple Grove Farms, Highland Sugarworks, Camp Maple, Spring Tree, and Maple Gold) above the imitation brands tested (Eggo, Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth's, Log Cabin, and Hungry Jack).[82] In the United States, consumers generally prefer imitation syrups, likely because of the significantly lower cost.[83] The fenugreek seed, a spice with high amounts of sotolon, can be prepared to have a maple-like flavour, and is used to make a very strong commercial flavouring that is similar to maple syrup, but much less expensive; one such syrup, Mapleine, was popular during the Great Depression.[84][85]

    ..ingredients are listed in according to percentage on a decreasing scale, so basically most of the "Pancake" and "Waffle" syrups are primarily HFCS with food colouring, flavourings, and preservatives in relatively smaller amounts.   I only get pure maple syrup even though it costs 2 to 3 times as much.

  • MarkIsSleepyMarkIsSleepy Posts: 1,496

    I know the title says “complaint” in the title but this also seems to be the appropriate place for whatever weird thoughts enter one’s head, so I thought I’d infect you all share…

    For a long time I’ve had the 3D-hobby induced visual illusion that the sky is actually being projected on a huge dome nearly every time I go outside, but to that I have now added weird modeling-based dreams. I halfway woke up early this morning and found myself convinced that a strange shadow on the wall was due to overlapping polygons, and I actually reached out my arm like I could fix it before I completely woke up and realized how crazy that was. I have also recently found myself idly speculating about the weight mapping on the real-world clothing of people around me.

    On an unrelated note (?), you know how sometimes you read a word so many times that it suddenly loses all meaning and just looks and sounds bizarre/wrong? I achieved that with the word “morph” this past week. The more you say it the less it sounds like a real word!

    Maybe I need to take a break from the 3D for a while.

    Morph morph morph morphmorphmorphmorph

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339

    schweinhund.

  • Charlie JudgeCharlie Judge Posts: 13,242

    Complaint: UNC plays Saturday and I won't be able to watch it.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,081
    edited March 2017
    MDO2010 said:

    I know the title says “complaint” in the title but this also seems to be the appropriate place for whatever weird thoughts enter one’s head, ...

    Yes, the lack of actual complaints in this thread has been one of my recurring complaints.  So, I often throw in some trivial complaint at the end of my posts, just to keep them on topic.  If you don't like my policy you can always complain about it here. devil

    If someday I win the first seat on the next incarnation of this thread I will have the power to change its title.  I've been considering "The personal blog area of a few demented DAZling complainers" enlightened

    I had frequently wondered why the forum moderators tolerated this thread.  Then I realized that it's a relatively small price to pay to keep us safely corralled in here so that we don't muck up the other threads.  It works most of the time, but I escape once in a while when I have something particularly enlightened or infuriating to say. winkdevil

    Please excuse me while I ramble on a bit more.  There was a time long ago in this forum when there were many many threads with the word "Complaint" in their title.  So many that their purpose became diluted and moderators did actually make nasty noises about the number and content of complaint threads.  Some of them were leading to flame wars and about all of the religious subjects like which browser to use, which anti-virus to use, which OS to use, etc.  Oh, you should have seen the things said in the early days!!!  It made for interesting reading on a dull night.  Then after enough hands were slapped and a few of the most seriously vocal members dropped out, we've ended up essentially with this one rather benign non-complaint complaint thread.  There is one other but it is mostly a tribute thread to a beloved member and has devolved to the LCD of the internet... cat pictures.

    This thread has a core group of persistent members but anybody's welcome as long as they realize that any complaint expressed herein will be dust in the wind.

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    If it's a navy port, the harbour master will be a naval officer. If it's a civil port, the harbour master will be an ex-navy (either Royal or Merchant in the UK) officer. The harbour master has jurisdiction over vessels within the port, has the power to detain, search, inspect etc.

     

    wouldnt envy that job, harbour master of a space station must be even more hectic 

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,081
    edited March 2017
    MistyRara said:

    If it's a navy port, the harbour master will be a naval officer. If it's a civil port, the harbour master will be an ex-navy (either Royal or Merchant in the UK) officer. The harbour master has jurisdiction over vessels within the port, has the power to detain, search, inspect etc.

     

    wouldnt envy that job, harbour master of a space station must be even more hectic 

    Yes, I would imagine.  A sea port is 2D.  A space port is 3D.  And the spaceport is probably spinning and ships are coming from all angles.  Especially if the spaceport is between planets and not orbiting one (like Deep Space 9).  You'd need a sliderule just to dock! surprise

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339
    MDO2010 said:

    I know the title says “complaint” in the title but this also seems to be the appropriate place for whatever weird thoughts enter one’s head, ...

    Yes, the lack of actual complaints in this thread has been one of my recurring complaints.  So, I often throw in some trivial complaint at the end of my posts, just to keep them on topic.  If you don't like my policy you can always complain about it here. devil

    If someday I win the first seat on the next incarnation of this thread I will have the power to change its title.  I've been considering "The personal blog area of a few demented DAZling complainers" enlightened

    I had frequently wondered why the forum moderators tolerated this thread.  Then I realized that it's a relatively small price to pay to keep us safely corralled in here so that we don't muck up the other threads.  It works most of the time, but I escape once in a while when I have something particularly enlightened or infuriating to say. winkdevil

    Please excuse me while I ramble on a bit more.  There was a time long ago in this forum when there were many many threads with the word "Complaint" in their title.  So many that their purpose became diluted and moderators did actually make nasty noises about the number and content of complaint threads.  Some of them were leading to flame wars and about all of the religious subjects like which browser to use, which anti-virus to use, which OS to use, etc.  Oh, you should have seen the things said in the early days!!!  It made for interesting reading on a dull night.  Then after enough hands were slapped and a few of the most seriously vocal members dropped out, we've ended up essentially with this one rather benign non-complaint complaint thread.  There is one other but it is mostly a tribute thread to a beloved member and has devolved to the LCD of the internet... cat pictures.

    This thread has a core group of persistent members but anybody's welcome as long as they realize that any complaint expressed herein will be dust in the wind.

    I believe that both the Complaint Thread and the Stupid Thread were started by our late lamented friend Jaderail.crying

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    origin of the complaint thread goes way way back

     

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,333
    McGyver said:
    MistyRara said:
    Tjohn said:
    MistyRara said:

    thinkin of baking a coffee cake, haz enuff sour cream.  

    couple of options, could make shortbread cookies, bakers chocolate and powder sugar for icing.

    i cant make anything as beautiful as Skiriki's cakes.

    marzipan in u.s. haz corn syrup in it, blech, why would they do that?

    'Cause real sugar or honey is 'spensive (less profit). smiley

     

    i been putting a drbble of real maple syrup in my coffee, tasty

     

    Two spoons of Chocolate Ovaltine and dark brown sugar... A bad habit, but that's how I make my coffee.

    On a side note... a while ago we got a gift basket that contained "Gourmet Vermont " maple syrup samplers... I tried one and it was pretty weird tasting... The ingredients listed corn syrup, then maple syrup and artificial flavorings... I'm assuming that meant it was mostly fake maple syrup, but I suppose if there are one or two molecules of maple in it, you can still get away with calling it "maple"...  Ah, food shenanigans... Ya, gotta appreciate the dedication to the cause.

    You sure it didn't say maple flavored syrup?  Well, for sure it didn't say pure or real (although real is still something that is not well defined in advertising law).  I only buy pure maple syrup now.  I've had it with the corn syrup wanna be's.  

    Dana

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,333
    Tjohn said:

    schweinhund.

    Wow, that's some good Photoshopping!

    Dana

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,847

    Complaint: UNC plays Saturday and I won't be able to watch it.

    ...non complaint:  they're playing my Oregon Ducks.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,847
    MDO2010 said:

    I know the title says “complaint” in the title but this also seems to be the appropriate place for whatever weird thoughts enter one’s head, ...

    Yes, the lack of actual complaints in this thread has been one of my recurring complaints.  So, I often throw in some trivial complaint at the end of my posts, just to keep them on topic.  If you don't like my policy you can always complain about it here. devil

    If someday I win the first seat on the next incarnation of this thread I will have the power to change its title.  I've been considering "The personal blog area of a few demented DAZling complainers" enlightened

    I had frequently wondered why the forum moderators tolerated this thread.  Then I realized that it's a relatively small price to pay to keep us safely corralled in here so that we don't muck up the other threads.  It works most of the time, but I escape once in a while when I have something particularly enlightened or infuriating to say. winkdevil

    Please excuse me while I ramble on a bit more.  There was a time long ago in this forum when there were many many threads with the word "Complaint" in their title.  So many that their purpose became diluted and moderators did actually make nasty noises about the number and content of complaint threads.  Some of them were leading to flame wars and about all of the religious subjects like which browser to use, which anti-virus to use, which OS to use, etc.  Oh, you should have seen the things said in the early days!!!  It made for interesting reading on a dull night.  Then after enough hands were slapped and a few of the most seriously vocal members dropped out, we've ended up essentially with this one rather benign non-complaint complaint thread.  There is one other but it is mostly a tribute thread to a beloved member and has devolved to the LCD of the internet... cat pictures.

    This thread has a core group of persistent members but anybody's welcome as long as they realize that any complaint expressed herein will be dust in the wind.

    ...as a relatively long time member of the Complaint Thread:  yes

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,847
    Tjohn said:
    MDO2010 said:

    I know the title says “complaint” in the title but this also seems to be the appropriate place for whatever weird thoughts enter one’s head, ...

    Yes, the lack of actual complaints in this thread has been one of my recurring complaints.  So, I often throw in some trivial complaint at the end of my posts, just to keep them on topic.  If you don't like my policy you can always complain about it here. devil

    If someday I win the first seat on the next incarnation of this thread I will have the power to change its title.  I've been considering "The personal blog area of a few demented DAZling complainers" enlightened

    I had frequently wondered why the forum moderators tolerated this thread.  Then I realized that it's a relatively small price to pay to keep us safely corralled in here so that we don't muck up the other threads.  It works most of the time, but I escape once in a while when I have something particularly enlightened or infuriating to say. winkdevil

    Please excuse me while I ramble on a bit more.  There was a time long ago in this forum when there were many many threads with the word "Complaint" in their title.  So many that their purpose became diluted and moderators did actually make nasty noises about the number and content of complaint threads.  Some of them were leading to flame wars and about all of the religious subjects like which browser to use, which anti-virus to use, which OS to use, etc.  Oh, you should have seen the things said in the early days!!!  It made for interesting reading on a dull night.  Then after enough hands were slapped and a few of the most seriously vocal members dropped out, we've ended up essentially with this one rather benign non-complaint complaint thread.  There is one other but it is mostly a tribute thread to a beloved member and has devolved to the LCD of the internet... cat pictures.

    This thread has a core group of persistent members but anybody's welcome as long as they realize that any complaint expressed herein will be dust in the wind.

    I believe that both the Complaint Thread and the Stupid Thread were started by our late lamented friend Jaderail.crying

    ...yes, they both were.

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited March 2017
    Tjohn said:
    MDO2010 said:

    I know the title says “complaint” in the title but this also seems to be the appropriate place for whatever weird thoughts enter one’s head, ...

    Yes, the lack of actual complaints in this thread has been one of my recurring complaints.  So, I often throw in some trivial complaint at the end of my posts, just to keep them on topic.  If you don't like my policy you can always complain about it here. devil

    If someday I win the first seat on the next incarnation of this thread I will have the power to change its title.  I've been considering "The personal blog area of a few demented DAZling complainers" enlightened

    I had frequently wondered why the forum moderators tolerated this thread.  Then I realized that it's a relatively small price to pay to keep us safely corralled in here so that we don't muck up the other threads.  It works most of the time, but I escape once in a while when I have something particularly enlightened or infuriating to say. winkdevil

    Please excuse me while I ramble on a bit more.  There was a time long ago in this forum when there were many many threads with the word "Complaint" in their title.  So many that their purpose became diluted and moderators did actually make nasty noises about the number and content of complaint threads.  Some of them were leading to flame wars and about all of the religious subjects like which browser to use, which anti-virus to use, which OS to use, etc.  Oh, you should have seen the things said in the early days!!!  It made for interesting reading on a dull night.  Then after enough hands were slapped and a few of the most seriously vocal members dropped out, we've ended up essentially with this one rather benign non-complaint complaint thread.  There is one other but it is mostly a tribute thread to a beloved member and has devolved to the LCD of the internet... cat pictures.

    This thread has a core group of persistent members but anybody's welcome as long as they realize that any complaint expressed herein will be dust in the wind.

    I believe that both the Complaint Thread and the Stupid Thread were started by our late lamented friend Jaderail.crying

    Negative    The original Complaint thread was started many years back, in the original old old old  forum, and it was strted as an anitthesis of all the actual complaint threads that LG mentioned, made to extract the urine regarding said threads.

    Post edited by Chohole on
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    non complaint, they gave me a free breakfast sammich at starbucks this morning.  

    for being a regular customer i guess.  they giving out cards, 5 coffee stickers earns a free sammich.  
    didn't have the card, but is the same crew there mostly.

    gobbled it all up.  need food to fill the boredom.

    when i was a kid, we had to wind our watches.  is battery now, but keep winding every morning out of habit.

     

    how come we dropped the 'h's in words like harbour, colour?
    was it an executive decision of the forefathers to drop the 'h' ?

  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,587
    MistyRara said:

    how come we dropped the 'h's in words like harbour, colour?
    was it an executive decision of the forefathers to drop the 'h' ?

     

    There was this guy called Noah Webster, who was rather anti-english. So when he compiled a dictionary, he changed loads of stuff for largely political reasons (including changing the pronounciation of Zed to Zee)

    http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/why-we-have-both-color-and-colour

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    MistyRara said:

    how come we dropped the 'h's in words like harbour, colour?
    was it an executive decision of the forefathers to drop the 'h' ?

     

    There was this guy called Noah Webster, who was rather anti-english. So when he compiled a dictionary, he changed loads of stuff for largely political reasons (including changing the pronounciation of Zed to Zee)

    http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/why-we-have-both-color-and-colour

     

    remember the BlackAdder episode, he was going to write a dictionary overnight

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339
    MistyRara said:

    non complaint, they gave me a free breakfast sammich at starbucks this morning.  

    for being a regular customer i guess.  they giving out cards, 5 coffee stickers earns a free sammich.  
    didn't have the card, but is the same crew there mostly.

    gobbled it all up.  need food to fill the boredom.

    when i was a kid, we had to wind our watches.  is battery now, but keep winding every morning out of habit.

     

    how come we dropped the 'h's in words like harbour, colour?
    was it an executive decision of the forefathers to drop the 'h' ?

    "h"? Did you mean "u"?

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    we 'as a little confusion 'ere it seems.

  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,587
    Chohole said:

    we 'as a little confusion 'ere it seems.

     

    Soundz perfickly normal to me . . .

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    cute overload

     

    guv'na

     

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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,240

    Got a gift card coupon for a store at the mall and got this bag for free with it.

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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,240

    Why do half an hour breaks seem to last much less than half an hour of work?  Why is that time so fleeting?

    Complaint someone is forcing me to go to the dentist Monday but I rather work that day.  They also did not tell me two weeks in advance so I could tell my job.  Hope their actions do not make me in trouble at work.   Also also need to get back on clock before boss realized I have not returned yet.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,081
    edited March 2017
    MistyRara said:

    ...

    MistyRara said:

    how come we dropped the 'h's in words like harbour, colour?
    was it an executive decision of the forefathers to drop the 'h' ?

    Did "color/colour" ever have an "h" in it????? surprise

    But regarding "h"s. I believe that the British don't pronounce the "h" because they don't want to put the effort into pronouncing a European & East European "h" and the accompanying sound of a strangled cat that it requires.  In other words "it hurts when I do that, so I won't do that anymore".  Either that or they could never grasp that they needed to use the article "a" instead of "an" when saying the phrase "a house" or "a horse", so they just decided that "h"s don't exist and say "an ouse" and "an orse". enlightened

    Americans haven't done away with the "h" but we have toned it down a bit to just a breathy puff instead of coughing up furballs.

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,587

    An 'otel.

    we also throw in an extr "r" sometimes - if one word ends in a and the next word starts with a vowel:

    "The nice thing about America - r - is . . ." Here's a little video:

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited March 2017
    MistyRara said:

    ...

    MistyRara said:

    how come we dropped the 'h's in words like harbour, colour?
    was it an executive decision of the forefathers to drop the 'h' ?

    Did "color/colour" ever have an "h" in it????? surprise

    But regarding "h"s. I believe that the British don't pronounce the "h" because they don't want to put the effort into pronouncing a European & East European "h" and the accompanying sound of a strangled cat that it requires.  In other words "it hurts when I do that, so I won't do that anymore".  Either that or they could never grasp that they needed to use the article "a" instead of "an" when saying the phrase "a house" or "a horse", so they just decided that "h"s don't exist and say "an ouse" and "an orse". enlightened

    Americans haven't done away with the "h" but we have toned it down a bit to just a breathy puff instead of coughing up furballs.

    I say ol chap, who says that we British do not pronounce our Aitches.  We do not indeed pronounce Aitch as Haitch, that is predominantly gross.  But we do pronounce then whe talking about a House or a horse or even the aforementioned Harbour, at least most British people do.  Some local dialects do tend to not use them, Cockney being the worst offender for dropping aitches.  Some aitches are actually silent, as the one in hour, so that one doesn't actually get sounded, but that is not because it has been dropped,  it is because it is silent.

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  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,587

    . . . Says Chohole (pronounced "Cool") wink

  • Stryder87Stryder87 Posts: 899

    . . . Says Chohole (pronounced "Cool") wink

    It is?!?  Wow... I've been pronouncing it exactly as it is spelled... which explains my constant puzzled look when I try to figure out what it means....  haha

     

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776

    Morning. Autumn iz here with a huge fall in temperature, after all the mad February heat the past couple of weeks was like the lazy end of summer we had to have :)

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