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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited August 25

    Richard Haseltine said:

    memcneil70 said:

    Generosity, thy name is CAT!

    Or Richard in a pinch.

    I know, I'm even giving away a box!

    Your kindness and sacrifice know no bounds. I offer this framed memento of a cherished moment shared between you and Milly.
    (I've been playing with Filter Forge.)

    Milly Hugs Richard_001 FF Paint HDRtist FF Frame.jpg
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  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    Nice painted style, it really brings out my expression.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Nice painted style, it really brings out my expression.

    Yes, I noticed that, too. 

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    In Celebration of Richard's 100,000th Forum Post

    I am simply linking this other thread here, since it is not behind a Daz+ Member paywall. I see no reason to copy and paste everything, including reader comments, here. That is a lot of work, and I'm worn out from all the posse renders and horse repair renders! (Although I relish every minute of it.)
    Keep up the good work posting, helping and inspiring, Richard. Maybe you'll hit 200,000 some day. I hope to be here to document it in my usual ridiculous way.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    Heh, 200,000 would be a lot of gabbing.

  • richardandtracyrichardandtracy Posts: 7,077

    And 106,308 isn't?

    Regards,

    Richard

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    a lot more gabbing. It did take about thirteen years.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    This thread has deviated far away from Jack and Richard's adventures and turned into an eyesight discussion.

    Richard, can you split our eyesight/cataract posts off into a different OT thread, please?

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    barbult said:

    This thread has deviated far away from Jack and Richard's adventures and turned into an eyesight discussion.

    Richard, can you split our eyesight/cataract posts off into a different OT thread, please?

    Sure, it was drifting a lot (though an intersting topic for a lot of us, I think) https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/742456/torrents-of-cataracts

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Richard Haseltine said:

    barbult said:

    This thread has deviated far away from Jack and Richard's adventures and turned into an eyesight discussion.

    Richard, can you split our eyesight/cataract posts off into a different OT thread, please?

    Sure, it was drifting a lot (though an intersting topic for a lot of us, I think) https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/742456/torrents-of-cataracts

    Thank you. Yes, I was a participant in the eye discussions, too. Many of us, it seems, are at that point in life now. I want to get back to posting about Jack and Richard here now.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 9

    I'm still tracking down older renders of Jack and Richard.
    Last year (2024) during the holidays, several PAs offered treasured freebies. The freebies are limited time offers, no longer available (as far as I know). There is a thread in the Commons where many of use posted renders using those freebies. Richard (and occasionally Jack) appeared in many of my renders. I'm adding those here. 

    NewGuy gave us  NG Holiday Gnome Stuffy

    Richard: "Hey, where did you come from? That is MY spot!"

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    JDA HDRI gave us this Christmas food.

    Jack's wife finally relented and let Jack invite Richard for Christmas Dinner. I think Richard is about to be banned from the house again.

    Jack's Child: Papa! Richard is carving the turkey!

    Some Reader Comments:

    MelanieL: Tee hee! I'm glad to see you are keeping up your own tradition of giving us a Richard story for Christmas - great so far! 

    Richard Haseltine: I was merely thinking she would like to pull the wishbone. Honest.

    MelanieL: Erm... isn't the wishbone at the other end? 

    Richard Haseltine: Shhhh!

    barbult: I'm sure Richard is just trying to be helpful. Right?

    MelanieL: Well, when is he ever anything else? 

    barbult: You are right, of course. Although, I do get him into a bit of mischief and some sticky situations from time to time. But that's on me! He's always a good sport about it.

    Richard Haseltine: I'm just trying to teach her some important life lessons through animal stories. In this case "All good things come to those who aply brute force to get them." Call me the Aesop ne nos jaws. (emphasis added by barbult)

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    Luthbellina gave us XMAS Pillows

    Since the Gnome took Richard's spot on the couch and refused to move, Richard had to find another place to nap. Fortunately, Luthbellina had just dropped off a basket of comfy XMAS pillows. Problem solved.

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    KindredArts gave us A Curious Christmas Gift

    Richard knew he would be blamed for all the opened and jumbled gift boxes, but his keen eyes spotted evidence of the real culprit, hiding in a mysterious red fog.

     

     

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 9

    Vyktohria gave us Sexy Skins Ankle Socks for G9
    Mattymanx gave us MMX Stone Tiles for Iray

    Come Out With Your Eye Stalks Up!

    Sheriff Richard's deputies, Zahara and Old Stuffy, cornered a time traveling fiend hiding out in the old west, before he could implement his nefarious plot to destroy Christmas.

    Freebies used: Sexy Skinz Ankle Socks, MMX Stone Tiles, A Curious Christmas Gift, NG Holiday Gnome Stuffy and several from previous years.

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    AprilYSH gave us Furry Tail 2

    Richard goes to the salon to get fluffy tail hair extensions for the holidays.

    Used dForce Furry Tail 2 gift from AprilYSH and XMAS Pillows gift from Luthbellina

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: Now there's an idea, it should leave less distinctive prints ... err, not that I am going to have any reason to worry about that.

    barbult: can't imagine what kind of prints you might be making with your tail. What mischief are you up to?

    Richard Haseltine: Cats' tails are frequently a law unto themselves.

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    Tempesta3d gave us T3d Sweet Santa Hairy Bits for G9

    The Accidental Artist

    François: Look at what you've done, you careless cat! Your fluffy tail smeared my newest painting before it could dry. Then you wiped that tail across the blank canvas and ruined that too.

    Richard: No cat can be held responsible for the actions of his tail. I suggest you just use that roll of duct-tape to attach your lunch bananas to your canvases, and you'll sell them for millions. Or so I hear... Now I have to go take a bath in turpentine to clean my tail.

    Gifts used:  AprilYSH Furry Tail 2 and Tempesta3d T3d Sweet Santa Hairy Bits for Genesis 9

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 9

    Elleque gave us PreT Cookware Casserole
    Lilflame gave us Lil Comfy Cute Socks for G9

    That's a lot of casseroles!

    Richard waits beneath the clown school pot luck dinner table, in hopes that some tuna casserole comes his way.

    Some Reader Comments: (Big discussion of canned tuna!)

    Halcon Bluesky: barbult you are fixated on Richard, is he your long lost brother?cheeky

    barbult: I doubt it, but he is my muse, for sure.

    memcneil70: But the talent of all the artists who have rendered here and the humor of Richard (aka @Barbult) amazes me. Thank you all for a happy start to my day.

    barbult: Any render with Richard is better than a render without Richard! (IMO) I'm glad you are entertained.

    elleque: This image is vivid and lively!  His excellent nose caught that I had put a thing in the casserole.  I actually used tuna flakes instead of anchovies to flavor the potatoes.  Anchovies are too salty for cats.

    barbult: Tuna is Richard's favorite food. He can sniff it out anywhere.

    Blando Calrissian: I like to think that while humans say that something is the greatest thing since sliced bread, cats say that it's the best thing since canned tuna.

    emanuela1: Hi barbult, I find your renderings with Richard really delightful and fun, they really brighten up my visits to the forum.

    barbult: (to emanuela1) That's great to hear! Rendering Richard and getting him into mischief is a delightful pastime.

    Richard Haseltine: (to Blando Calrissian) Except that hands are needed for tinned tuna.

    MelanieL:  Could you not manage a ring-pull can? I'd have thought your claws would be ideal to hook it up and pull?

    Richard Haseltine: Soups have ring-pulls, the last can of tuna I opened was still in need of a tin-opener.

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    Oops, a bit of a mess

    Richard: OK, I made a bit of a mess here, but I found the missing sunglasses. I'm opening a can of tuna to celebrate.

    Gifts Used:
    November 28 2024: NewGuy gifting NG Holiday Gnome Stuffy
    November 30 2024: Luthbellina gifting Xmas Pillows
    December 01 2024: KindredArts gifting A Curious Christmas Gift (Christmas Freebie)
    December 04 2024: Amaranth gifting dForce Maleficent Hat for Genesis 9
    December 05 2024: Lexa Kiness gifting Cozy Christmas Lights
    December 09 2024: Lilflame gifting Lil Comfy Cute Socks for Genesis 9
    December 10 2024: 3DStyle gifting Modern X-Mas Decoration
    December 11 2024: Demian gifting SI4 Xmas Sunglasses for Genesis 9, 8, 8.1, and 3

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: It's not a mess - it's luxury bedding.

     

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    99 Recolored Gnomes on the Wall...

    99 recolored gnomes on the wall. Richard takes one down and passes it around. 98...
    (rendered in Filament)

    Gifts used:

    November 28 2024: NewGuy gifting NG Holiday Gnome Stuffy
    December 12 2024: Lully gifting Lullys Colors (they set the shader to Iray Uber, so I had to apply FilaToon shader afterward)

    Some Reader Comments:

    SilverGirl: I have absolutely no idea where/how you come up with these.
    None.
    But this gave me a serious case of the giggles, and I will never be able to hear that song again without thinking about gnomes.
    Thank you. 

    barbult: I don't know either! They just come to me.

    NewGuy: I love it!!  I really hope you used instances on this though.  Even with his low poly design that might crash some systems.  Bravo! 

    ArtAngel: The most fun render here!  What a great job on filament!  Love, love  this render. Now it's off to the vet for me with my every-two-hour-eye-treatment cat.

    barbult: (to NewGuy) Yes, I used UltraScatter Matrix mode to create 9 vertical rows of 11 horizontal rows of Gnome instances, from a group of 4 actual mesh Gnomes. The shelf rows were created UltraScatter Matrix mode, too, from one actual mesh shelf. I had UltraScatter scale the Gnome down to fit all of those on the wall.

    Richard Haseltine: Pass it around? You mean share my toys? surprise (These really aren't very good emojis)

    barbult: (to Richard Haseltine) Oh, how inconsiderate of me to suggest such a thing! blush

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     Dance Lessons

    Richard wants to surprise and impress Lola when he takes her to the Daz Holiday Party, so he signed up for private dance lessons.

    Gift Used: December 13 2024: Nelmi gifting Black and Red Fabric Iray Shaders

    Some Reader Comments:

    Payat Parin: Such an impressive work here. That would be an acrobatic skill for Richard. I got a feeling I know who Lola is :)

    memcneil70: Richard is having a ball this year.

    Richard Haseltine: or going to one. Hmm, claws may be an issue in a partner dance - still, genial ineptitude seems popular on Strictly.

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     Eat Dessert First

    After a strenuous dance lesson, Richard sat down to a giant feast. Where to begin? Dessert is always a good place start.

    Gifts used:
    November 29 2024: JDA HDRI gifting Christmas Food
    December 03 2024: Mattymanx gifting MMX Stone Tiles Freebie for Iray
    December 08 2024: Elleque gifting PreT Cookware Casserole
    December 10 2024: 3DStyle gifting Modern X-Mas Decoration
    December 12 2024: Lully gifting Lullys Colors
    December 13 2024: Nelmi gifting Black and Red Fabric Iray Shaders
    December 14 2024: Muscleman gifting A Cozy Christmas
    And a couple from past years

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    Green Holiday Hair

    Lola: I hope Richard will like my green holiday hair!

    Richard: Gaaah! What happened?

    Gift Used: December 15 2024: Color Galeria gifting CGI Christmas Headband for Genesis 9

     

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 9

    More to come... And believe it or not, this will all kind of come together later - somehow.

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  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    I had forgotten that I was Sheriff for a while - does that make what the pose did lèse-majesté?

    And see, I have long been trying to teach Milly important life lessons (even though I had blotted this occasion from my memory, for other reasons)

  • RainRain Posts: 346

    What a lot of work you've put in these pictures.....and so entertaining!

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Richard Haseltine said:

    I had forgotten that I was Sheriff for a while - does that make what the pose did lèse-majesté?

    And see, I have long been trying to teach Milly important life lessons (even though I had blotted this occasion from my memory, for other reasons)

    There is no royalty in the Old West, hence lèse-majesté does not strictly apply here. During the posse story, I had forgotten about your episode as Sheriff, but as we will see in upcoming renders, things might not always be as they initially seem.

    Yes, you and Milly (even when we only knew her as "Jack's Child") have always had an interesting relationship. I'm sure she has learned a lot from you (for better or worse).

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Rain said:

    What a lot of work you've put in these pictures.....and so entertaining!

    smiley Yes, they are a lot of work, but I really enjoy it, partly because of the feedback I get. 

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 12

    Continuing on with renders from the 2024 Holiday Sales and PA Christmas Gifts thread...

    Mike Toon is shocked when a brick flies through his window. Richard is trying to point at Mike's archnemesis ND Gudann just outside the window, but it is hard to point with cat paws.

    Gift Used: December 15 2024: Nathy Design gifting ND Gudann Fantasy Shapes for Genesis 9

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    I rendered this image or Richard with a whole can of tuna in his stomach, but I can't find where I posted it in the forum or what I said about it. If I ever locate it in the forum, I'll update the text here:

    Richard Ate a Whole Can of Tuna

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    Tennis

    Richard wanted to play tennis with Angela, to get some exercise, but those darn cat paws couldn't hold a tennis racket. So, he had to be the ball boy instead. At least he still got his exercise. Angela celebrated her second game win, while the tennis officiant waited on the bench to award a prize to the eventual winner of the match.

    Gifts used:

    December 17 2024: Laia gifting LA Christmas Morning Props and Poses for Genesis 9 and 8 (Wang 9 on the bench)
    December 17 2024: 3D Sugar & CosmoXpression gifting Fierce and Fearless Poses for Genesis 9 and Genesis 8 Female (Angela 9)

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: The question, of course, is how long will they have to wait to get the balls back - and will they be perforated?

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    Dystopian Holidays

    Richard went for a walk, but he got lost. He ended up in a strange dystopian world, where he encountered a lone woman. She was celebrating the holidays with her family heirloom centerpiece, which she stored for 11 months out of the year in the old coffer that she took with her wherever she went. She also had her non-denominational holiday headband. These pristine pieces looked quite out of place with her dirty skin and hair and her ragged clothing. She was doing the best she could. Her day was immensely improved by the warmth of a friendly visiting cat.

    December 15 2024: Color Galeria gifting CGI Christmas Headband for Genesis 9
    December 18 2024: Muscleman gifting My Christmas Centerpiece

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    I Want to go Home!

    Richard is tired of Dystopia-World. He wouldn't be here if he hadn't gotten lost. Now he wants to go home, before he dies here, like Mr. Rattlepaws. But which way should he go? It is all so confusing. Out pops a strange little woman. Is she a witch, a fairy, a munchkin, a sorceress, or what?
    Richard: Can you help me find my way home? I miss my friends and my warm cat bed.
    Little Woman: Just follow the candy cane row. It will lead you wherever you want to go.
    Richard: But it is so long! It seems to go on forever. I don't think I can walk that far.
    Little Woman: I know a short cut. You will need my ruby slippers. Here you go...
    Richard: Thanks! I'll put them on my back feet. I'm looking forward to getting home. There's no place like home!
    Bingo! And just like that, Richard was home in his comfy cat bed!

    Gifts Used:

    December 03 2024: Mattymanx gifting MMX Stone Tiles Freebie for Iray (on the rubble blocks)
    December 11 2024: Demian gifting SI4 Xmas Sunglasses for Genesis 9, 8, 8.1, and 3
    December 13 2024: Nelmi gifting Black and Red Fabric Iray Shaders
    December 17 2024: 3D Sugar & CosmoXpression gifting Fierce and Fearless Poses for Genesis 9 and Genesis 8 Female (modified to mirror pose and change right arm and hand to point)
    December 19 2024: Esid & FenixPhoenix gifting FPE Candy Cane for Genesis 8 and 9
    December 20 2024: LUNA3D gifting Fairies Tiara for Genesis 8 (Green leaf tiara)

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: Phew, getting an Internet connection out there was pretty tricky.
    barbult: I guess Starlink hasn't reached Dystopia-World yet.  Or maybe you didn't sign up for the roaming plan. Good thing you are back home!
    Richard Haseltine:  Cats don't need a plan to help them roam.
    barbult: I do believe the lack of a plan is what got you lost in the first place. wink At least you are home safe now, with fast and unlimited internet access. We expect to see you hit 200,000 forum posts soon. smiley

     

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    And now to tie all these individual renders into some kind of a story!

    Richard, You're Back!

    Richard (waking up): Lola, I needed that nap. I've had quite a month so far.
    Thank goodness your hair isn't green anymore, Lola! Blonde is a better look for you.
    I hope I never see another gnome - there must have been a hundred of them on the living room shelves. I tried to take them all down and pass them around. One wandered out into the snow and nearly froze to death. The only good gnome I've ever known was my deputy sheriff. 
    I hope that creepy box with the glowing eyes doesn't show up again. It has a way of hiding in unexpected places.
    I ate so much holiday food - turkey, casseroles, cupcakes and on and on. I ended up with a whole tuna can in my stomach. The best food was Jack's turkey, though, and his kid is so cute!
    These Christmas pillows are so comfy, I'm glad to see you moved them to my cat bed, thanks.
    Did you know I had a furry tail for a few days and painted some canvases that sold for millions? The turpentine bath destroyed my tail fur extensions, though.
    Oh, I found those missing sunglasses in the laundry room, but I had to paw through several baskets first. I hope you didn't mind picking up all the clothes I dislodged.
    I have a surprise for you when we go to the Daz Holiday Party, It's a secret; I hope you will be pleased!
    Is Mike Toon still being harassed by ND Gudann, or did I successfully scare him away?
    Angela invited me to play tennis, but I can't hold a racket in these paws, so they let me be the ball boy instead. I had a good time, but the balls all ended up with claw and tooth marks, so I don't think I will be invited back. Such a shame.
    The scariest thing was when I roamed about the neighborhood without a plan and got lost. I ended up in a strange Dystopia-World with poor internet service. One nice lady petted me and enjoyed my company, but I couldn't find my way back home. A strange little woman came to my rescue and gave me her ruby slippers, so I didn't have to follow the endless candy cane row. You know what, she was wearing those sunglasses I found in the laundry room. I wonder how she got them... I wonder what happened to all those gnomes... I wonder how they got the tuna can out of my stomach... How did you get the green out of your hair... Did I really learn to dance?

    Lola: Richard, yes, you've had quite a month! You've been feverish and delusional for a couple weeks.

    Richard: I learned that there really is no place like home!

     

    Gifts Used

    November 28 2024: NewGuy gifting NG Holiday Gnome Stuffy
    November 30 2024: Luthbellina gifting Xmas Pillows
    December 01 2024: KindredArts gifting A Curious Christmas Gift (Christmas Freebie)
    December 03 2024: Mattymanx gifting MMX Stone Tiles Freebie for Iray
    December 05 2024: Lexa Kiness gifting Cozy Christmas Lights
    December 12 2024: Lully gifting Lullys Colors
    December 13 2024: Nelmi gifting Black and Red Fabric Iray Shaders
    December 19 2024: Esid & FenixPhoenix gifting FPE Candy Cane for Genesis 8 and 9
    December 22 2024: Wicked Creations gifting Mini Christmas Trees
    Plush cat from the past

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: Much is now explained, thank you for the summary (I need to get caught up on my diary, so it will be very useful).

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    This should have been the end, but gifts kept coming, so I had to keep rendering.

    Cat in the Box

    Lola: Richard, you jump right back out of this box! I'm trying to pack Christmas presents.
    Richard: Open Box + cat. I just followed my natural instincts.

    This image has been resized to fit in the page. Click to enlarge.

     

    Gifts used:
    December 17 2024: Laia gifting LA Christmas Morning Props and Poses for Genesis 9 and 8 (present replaced with open box)
    December 23 2024: Leviathan gifting dForce Noel Festive Dress for Genesis 9

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    Dear Diary

    Surrounded by many of his Christmas gifts, Richard takes a few minutes to update his diary with this month's highlights.

    Gifts used:

    November 30 2024: Luthbellina gifting Xmas Pillows (under diary)
    December 01 2024: KindredArts gifting A Curious Christmas Gift (blob has escaped from the gift box and is hiding behind a candle)
    December 03 2024: Mattymanx gifting MMX Stone Tiles Freebie for Iray (on wall)
    December 05 2024: Lexa Kiness gifting Cozy Christmas Lights
    December 10 2024: 3DStyle gifting Modern X-Mas Decoration
    December 18 2024: Muscleman gifting My Christmas Centerpiece
    December 19 2024: Esid & FenixPhoenix gifting FPE Candy Cane for Genesis 8 and 9 (in candy dish)
    December 22 2024: Wicked Creations gifting Mini Christmas Trees
    December 23 2024: MikeD gifting Candy Dish Snowman

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    Photobomber

    Jack: Richard, I'm going to whack you with this candy cane if you don't stop photobombing my Christmas card photo shoot! Look, you've already knocked over the candy bowl, and candy is all over the floor. Now I have to wait for the floor cleaner to pick it all up before the photo shoot can continue. Go home, Richard!

    Gifts Used:
    November 30 2024: Luthbellina gifting Xmas Pillows
    December 01 2024: KindredArts gifting A Curious Christmas Gift (Christmas Freebie)
    December 05 2024: Lexa Kiness gifting Cozy Christmas Lights
    December 09 2024: Lilflame gifting Lil Comfy Cute Socks for Genesis 9
    December 10 2024: 3DStyle gifting Modern X-Mas Decoration
    December 15 2024: Color Galeria gifting CGI Christmas Headband for Genesis 9
    December 19 2024: Esid & FenixPhoenix gifting FPE Candy Cane for Genesis 8 and 9
    December 22 2024: Wicked Creations gifting Mini Christmas Trees
    December 22 2024: Matari3D gifting M3D Christmas Costume Bodysuit for Genesis 9
    December 23 2024: MikeD gifting Candy Dish Snowman
    December 24 2024: 3D Universe gifting Grumpy Santa
    December 24 2024: 3djoji gifting Floor Cleaner

    Some Reader Comments:

    Fae3D: barbult, I have been amused, entertained and even bursting out laughing at your renders.  You did an amazing job using all those advent presents in an actual story!!! Also, I must confess I adore the adventures of Richard, Llola and (occasionally) Jack.  And they are such good sports about them, this is the kind of thing that makes me feel so at home in these forums ^_^
    barbult: I'm glad you are amused. That is the intent. These stories are not pre-planned. They just come about on their own, sometimes because of something else I just bought, like the dystopian  environment and the photo shoot poses and props. Sometimes one story will build upon previous ones. I have set a goal to include Richard in every one of these gift renders, so that also has an impact on what the render turns out ot be.
    Merry Christmas. I hope Jack got his Christmas card photo done in time. He looks pretty snazzy in that illuminated bodysuit, fluffy socks, and headband. cheeky

     

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 12

    Spa Day

    Curvy Young Woman: Richard, what are you doing in that boiling mud pot?
    Richard: I thought I'd take a spa day, but it is getting awfully hot in here, and it is a little too deep. Will you fish me out with your cane, please?

    Gifts Used:

    December 02 2024: Vyktohria gifting Sexy Skinz - Ankle Socks for Genesis 9
    December 04 2024: Amaranth gifting dForce Maleficent Hat for Genesis 9
    December 13 2024: Nelmi gifting Black and Red Fabric Iray Shaders
    December 19 2024: Esid & FenixPhoenix gifting FPE Candy Cane for Genesis 8 and 9
    December 21 2024: Alvin Bemar gifting Mars: Olympus Mons
    December 23 2024: Leviathan gifting dForce Noel Festive Dress for Genesis 9
    December 25 2024: RiverSoft Art gifting Quick Character Favorites
    December 25 2024: Elliandra Art gifting Family Fun Shapes for Genesis 9

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    Stuck on the Throne

    Richard was thirsty, but unfortunately he approached the "watering hole" from the wrong direction and got stuck on the stone throne. He couldn't move forward or backward. He was stuck! After much loud meowing, Jack and barbult finally heard his pleas for help.
    Jack: A couple squirts of this L-BO Grease and some tugs from barbult, and you should be free in a couple minutes.


    Gifts used:
    December 03 2024: Mattymanx gifting MMX Stone Tiles Freebie for Iray (on throne)
    December 26 2024: 3Diva gifting Diva Ice Throne
    Toilet seat and sweater from previous years PA gifts

    Some Reader Comments:

    3Diva: @barbult ROFL I love what you did with the throne! Poor Richard must have been almost dead from thirst to resort to drinking from "the throne". lol
    barbult: I hear that is not uncommon for cats.
    Richard Haseltine: Who 'aven't rained their 'umans to turn the ta' on when required. Sorry, having trouble speaking right now (and walking - though at least I wasn't pulled by the tail).
    barbult: I didn't think I could get enough leverage with that flexible tail. Legs looked like a better option, and there were two, one for each of my talons.

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    People Watching

    Rob and Richard were out relaxing and people watching after work, when a distracted Lianna came down the path in her new pink flowered dress. It looks like she is about to trip over Rob's big feet. Richard is  excited to see what happens. Maybe he will meow loudly to get her attention and save her in the nick of time. Or maybe he'll just watch it all unfold.

    Gift Used: December 29 2024: Cherubit gifting CHB 2024 Holiday Freebie Dress for Genesis 9

    I'm an Excellent Dancer

    Richard (with Lola at the Daz Holiday Party): I think Lola is quite impressed with my dancing skills! My private lessons paid off. Of course it helps to have a good partner, too.

    Gifts Used:
    November 29 2024: JDA HDRI gifting Christmas Food
    December 08 2024: Elleque gifting PreT Cookware Casserole
    December 14 2024: Muscleman gifting A Cozy Christmas
    December 18 2024: Muscleman gifting My Christmas Centerpiece
    December 23 2024: Leviathan gifting dForce Noel Festive Dress for Genesis 9

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    Indiscriminate Photobomber

    Richard is an indiscriminate photobomber - anyone, any place, any time. He loves the attention. Some people even enjoy his cute intrusions.

    Gifts used:
    December 22 2024: Matari3D gifting M3D Christmas Costume Bodysuit for Genesis 9 (black leather fishnet legs)
    December 25 2024: Elliandra Art gifting Family Fun Shapes for Genesis 9 (woman's pose)
    December 30 2024: valkyrie gifting InStyle - dForce Tres Classy Outfit G9 Texture Add-On

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: though I have to say, some of the future imaging technologies make my fur feel funny.
    barbult: Perhaps they are now incorporating Van de Graaff generators.
    Robert Freise: Or Tesla coils maybe

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    My Fur Feels Funny!

    As if his fluffy tail weren't enough, now Richard is all fluffy.

    Some Reader Comments:

    Robert Freise: Great Render
    barbult: Thanks, Robert. I attempted to make your Tesla Coil reflected in the Van de Graaf sphere, but it is hard to recognize it as that. A for effort, C- for execution!
    Richard Haseltine: I think someone is going to find that an angry cat can be a van de grief generator.
    barbult: Uh oh!surprise

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    Fixing Funny Feeling Fur

    I couldn't leave poor Richard wiith funny feeling fur. I took him back to the salon for a deep conditioning and brush out.

    Hairdresser:  We're making progress. Soon we'll have your funny feeling feline fur, finally feeling fine. (Hopefully not Daz Soon.)

    Fixing Funny Feeling Fur

    Some Reader Comments:

    Richard Haseltine: Ah, much better - thank you.

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    Poker Party - I'm an Excellent Card Player

    The holidays are over. All petty grievances have been forgiven. Richard's fur is feeling fine. Jack's Christmas card was a hit. The food was delicious and the gifts were fabulous. The gang got together for a poker party before everyone had to go back to mundane activities. barbult is dealing. She has the advantage of being able to fly to whoever needs a card next.

    Rob: I fold
    Lola: I got nothin'...again.
    Richard: I'm an excellent card player! I'll raise. So Jack, what are you going to do?
    Jack: I'm thinking; don't rush me. You are probably bluffing...

     

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    Bluffing, me? With this honest face?

    I had forgotten just how intersting that holiday was.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Bluffing, me? With this honest face?

    I had forgotten just how intersting that holiday was.

    Should we hope the next holiday is more relaxing or even more exotic? (Not that I have that much control over my imagination.)

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    barbult said:

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Bluffing, me? With this honest face?

    I had forgotten just how intersting that holiday was.

    Should we hope the next holiday is more relaxing or even more exotic? (Not that I have that much control over my imagination.)

    I suspect it would be a forlorn hope.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Richard Haseltine said:

    barbult said:

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Bluffing, me? With this honest face?

    I had forgotten just how intersting that holiday was.

    Should we hope the next holiday is more relaxing or even more exotic? (Not that I have that much control over my imagination.)

    I suspect it would be a forlorn hope.

    Probably. But I really hope you are not truly forlorn by your imaginary adventures. Nobody else gets the attention you get, for what that's worth. 

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    barbult said:

    Richard Haseltine said:

    barbult said:

    Richard Haseltine said:

    Bluffing, me? With this honest face?

    I had forgotten just how intersting that holiday was.

    Should we hope the next holiday is more relaxing or even more exotic? (Not that I have that much control over my imagination.)

    I suspect it would be a forlorn hope.

    Probably. But I really hope you are not truly forlorn by your imaginary adventures. Nobody else gets the attention you get, for what that's worth. 

    A little vicarious suffering is good for the alter ego.

  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156
    edited September 24

    A Short Story

    Lola leans a little too far while reaching for the sunscreen. The tipping wicker lounger catapults Richard toward his greatest nightmare - WATER!

    Lola: Richard, remember your dance lessons! Move your arms and legs around like that. Point yourself toward the pools stairs. There! You've got it!
    Richard Haseltine: Well I'll be darned! I am an excellent swimmer!!!! I'll never have to be afraid of water again. Wow, what a revelation!

    I am an Excellent Swimmer!

    Richard Haseltine: Who knew dance lessons would be so useful.

    [ My attempt to make Richard's dForce fur look wet and clumpy was not very skillful. Use your imagination.]

     

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  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 107,863

    Who knew I had Van cat in my ancestry? Probably why I am an excellent driv...no, resist that temptation.

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