The Federation Of Thread Pirates And Other Such Undesirables [Claimed by Dread Pirate Lester]

*Legend claims that once upon a time there lay here an ancient text suggesting a thread for the people of the land to post kindly feedback about all of the bounties of the gods of Daz. Alas, that text was destined to perish, mostly, they say, because it was a stupid idea that was stupid... but few could have imagine that such a minor folly would give rise to one of the most feared of all forum foes... the merciless thread pirates!*
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Forums are provided by Daz 3d for the use of the Community members, ie people like your self. Forum moderators are volunteers from amongst the community and are here to keep the forums in order an compliant with the Daz 3d Tos. If you wish for feed back to go to Daz 3d then you will need to go directly to Daz 3d yourself, by filing a help ticket. We already have a long running thread for discussing sales and also for reporting on any problems with sales, and the thread does tend to be monitored both by the Moderators and byt the Daz people when they have time. We also have a complete Forum dedicated to All suggestions, ideas, or other feedback concerning products, both existing and desired.
Ah no issues then @Chohole :) Apologies and feel free just to delete this thread (which evidently should be called the well intentioned but totally unneccessary feedback thread haha)
Or...
In the name of the Dread Pirate Lester, I hereby declare this thread hijacked for the Federation Of Thread Pirates And Other Such Undesirables!!
I give thee fair warning... for this thread shall be defiled with nonsense and absurdity.
Let the pillaging commence...
Hijaking the thread!?!!! DREAD--I MEAN THREAD PIRATES??!
At leasst you got hijacked by pirates. quite often threads get hijacked by lolcats
... as long as the minor female pirates and lasses doth cover thine shoulders there will be no swashbuckling debauchery had.
There be plenty comely wenches well past puberty and ripe for the pluckin'.
The dreadest of the dread pirates - Da Irie Crusoe*.
*From the 1718 novel of the same name. Of course, back in those days they hadn't heard of irie, Rastafari, or reggae**, so the book didn't sell too well. Daniel Defoe read it though...
**or dreads (Added this footnote to correct the obvious omission)
(N.B. this is obviously not a genuine claim because The Dread Pirate Lester has already claimed this thread. It is merely being used as an example.)
***Da Irie Crusoe's badly and lazily copied jolly roger design from here
There be pirates in these parts ... ar matey
Crusoe? I thought Irei was a canal. Caruso is a singer.
When the ship's cat and captain are one and and the same.
Dare anybody risk calling this bonnie lass a scurvy dog?
(Melody for Aiko 3 sporting Royloo's Buccaneer ensemble. I'm surprised how well I got the boots to fit her digitigrade stance once I "hid" the foot and toe body parts.)
Sincerely,
Bill