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  • TheKDTheKD Posts: 2,711

    I still have nightmares about 56k modems, and trying to get onto AOL and it's not working hahaha

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    chaynawolfsmoon said:

    Why didn't I buy more shoes for my Genesis 3 girls during the recent sales?

    I think you really know why, but if you’d like I could come up with a theory...

    At the moment I feel it might involve the Illuminati and the peanut butter cartels... also probably an octopus named Siegfried and his lobster buddy Andre’... there is definitely some time travel involved and at least one talking penguin... he wears a top hat, so he’s probably up to no good... Also I’m getting a definite previous life sailor vibe, but I’m thinking you were actually more of a pirate... on a submarine... in the 70s... it was all very groovy though.

    Presently, all theories are subject to change as I’ve had a few beers and I’ll probably forget this in the next ten minutes... 

    Let me know if that needs elaborating upon.

    Yarrr.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    TheKD said:

    I still have nightmares about 56k modems, and trying to get onto AOL and it's not working hahaha

    You should try Zombalta... not only is it good for zombism, but it good for getting rid of nightmares... of course they become night terrors, but at least it’s a change of subject matter.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    TigerAnne said:
    McGyver said:

    Have you recently been bitten by a zombie?

    Maybe. Do they leave small, hard lumps on the skin that itches like a beeyatch?

     

    Yes... or you have mosquito bites... possibly zombie mosquitoes.

    Are you craving human flesh yet?... how about cabbage?... wait that’s a different problem.

  • TheKDTheKD Posts: 2,711
    McGyver said:
    TheKD said:

    I still have nightmares about 56k modems, and trying to get onto AOL and it's not working hahaha

    You should try Zombalta... not only is it good for zombism, but it good for getting rid of nightmares... of course they become night terrors, but at least it’s a change of subject matter.

    Never tried that one I don't think. tried that ambien crap, didn't go to sleep, but it made me black out and act like I just chugged a gallon of rum.

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675
    McGyver said:

    I think you really know why, but if you’d like I could come up with a theory...

    At the moment I feel it might involve the Illuminati and the peanut butter cartels... also probably an octopus named Siegfried and his lobster buddy Andre’... there is definitely some time travel involved and at least one talking penguin... he wears a top hat, so he’s probably up to no good... Also I’m getting a definite previous life sailor vibe, but I’m thinking you were actually more of a pirate... on a submarine... in the 70s... it was all very groovy though.

    Presently, all theories are subject to change as I’ve had a few beers and I’ll probably forget this in the next ten minutes... 

    Let me know if that needs elaborating upon.

    Yarrr.

    Add to that... my models went on strike.

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  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,530

    I think it might be bed time as I am getting sleepy.

  • HoroHoro Posts: 11,621

     

    LeatherGryphon said:

    See, I told you my brain is mush! crying   Either that or we were using the slightly longer American inches. devil

    Know what you mean. Happens once one is a bit beyond adolescence, I can tell. cheeky

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    I daz too much. But not enough because I still need to convert my clothes and hair from 8 to 3 and 3 to 8. And figure out which of my manually installed assets don't work. And... Oh yeah... pose myself in my bikini out by the pool because I'm so pale.

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,530

    I once saw someone’s long hair and wondered if it is the new dForce hair.  Then I realized I was looking at a real gal’s long hair.

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    My hair looks like some pushed all the shaping sliders to windy and messy.

  • XyetztXyetzt Posts: 27,530
    chaynawolfsmoon said:

    My hair looks like some pushed all the shaping sliders to windy and messy.

    I am not good at selfies but my hair looks like somebody messed up the shaders.

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  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675
    Miss Bad Wolf said:

    I am not good at selfies but my hair looks like somebody messed up the shaders.

    Is that a Genesis 3 or 8 style?

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    I've tried to tame the beast... but...

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  • TaozTaoz Posts: 10,324
    edited July 2019
    TigerAnne said:

    Complaint: I'm feeling anxious and down in the dumps for apparently no real reason.

    Have you forgotten not to take your Despondex?
     

     

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  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 2,016
    edited July 2019
    McGyver said:

    Are you craving human flesh yet?... how about cabbage?... wait that’s a different problem.

    No, I only have a craving for Chicken Tandoori. Is that bad??? surprise

    Have you forgotten not to take your Despondex?

    Oh no, I took three yesterday!

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    90 Fs out.  too hot to go out there  eeks

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    humid hot.  uck

    what to use 5bux coupie on.  the pressure, time is running out

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    I got the https://www.daz3d.com/daydreamer-outfit-for-genesis-3-female-s

    My 3s needed some jeans and shoes.

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    There was an ant in a nearly new jar of carmel ice cream topping... do I throw it out... or dig out the ant and pretend it was never there?

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,387
    edited July 2019
    chaynawolfsmoon said:

    There was an ant in a nearly new jar of carmel ice cream topping... do I throw it out... or dig out the ant and pretend it was never there?

    Or...dig out the receipt and bring it back to the store!  Or was the ant there because you didn't close the jar well enough?

    Dana

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,362
    edited July 2019
    chaynawolfsmoon said:

    There was an ant in a nearly new jar of carmel ice cream topping... do I throw it out... or dig out the ant and pretend it was never there?

    Was she doin' the backstroke or just chillin'.  Regardless, don't freak.  She didn't eat much.  You eat worse things by accident while sleeping.  Now, however, if you see the rest of her family in there you have my permission to panic.indecision

     

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  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    The receipt is long gone. I think she met her fate crawling when I wasn't looking.

    I needed my caramel so I just pretended like she was never there.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098

    I went to the DollarTree to get a couple of condenser housings for a Quantum Anti-Disgroffligator that I’m fixing... I don’t think that’s what they were meant for, but they look close enough to pass for what I needed...

    While I was there I bought the canned oysters and sardines... right now I’m trying to decide if I want to be sick now or tomorrow... 

    What could go wrong?... it’s dollar store canned seafood.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    chaynawolfsmoon said:

    There was an ant in a nearly new jar of carmel ice cream topping... do I throw it out... or dig out the ant and pretend it was never there?

    Just one ant... you got ripped off... Unless you didn’t get that new Shmuckers “Antz -N- Caramel” 100% free range organic ants and caramel topping sauce for ice cream & stuff... If it was plain caramel, then “Bonus!”... like when you order French Fries and you find an onion ring or a fried grasshopper in it.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    LeatherGryphon said:
    chaynawolfsmoon said:

    There was an ant in a nearly new jar of carmel ice cream topping... do I throw it out... or dig out the ant and pretend it was never there?

    Was she doin' the backstroke or just chillin'.  Regardless, don't freak.  She didn't eat much.  You eat worse things by accident while sleeping.  Now, however, if you see the rest of her family in there you have my permission to panic.indecision

     

    I’m about to eat worse things on purpose... incidentally, if I never post again... I’m pretty sure it was the oysters that killed me.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    TigerAnne said:
    McGyver said:

    Are you craving human flesh yet?... how about cabbage?... wait that’s a different problem.

    No, I only have a craving for Chicken Tandoori. Is that bad??? 

    No... unless it’s bad Tandoori chicken.

     

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,098
    edited July 2019

    Mmmmm... I’m eatin’ like it’s 1899...

    Incidentally... Two great flavors that don’t go great together...

    Also... neither is a great flavor.

    By the way... yes that is watermelon hard lemonade... and no I didn’t buy that deliberately.

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  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675
    McGyver said:

    Just one ant... you got ripped off... Unless you didn’t get that new Shmuckers “Antz -N- Caramel” 100% free range organic ants and caramel topping sauce for ice cream & stuff... If it was plain caramel, then “Bonus!”... like when you order French Fries and you find an onion ring or a fried grasshopper in it.

    It was Smuckers... but it was supposed to be Antz-Free not Free-Antz. I ate it. The caramel. Not the ant. Well, not intentionally.

  • chaynawolfsmoonchaynawolfsmoon Posts: 675

    I have 681 items in my wishlist. I don't think I could afford them all even if I had a job!

     

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