RRRR Twisted Lyrics Entries Only Thread
Totte
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This is where we post the entries for the RRRR Twisted Lyrics thread.
Entries should be tagged, and show the real lyrics and the twisted lyrics, and have an image entry.
Example:
Tag: MajorProblem #1
Real Lyrics: I'm the King, King, King in the bar!
Twisted Lyrics: I'm the King, KIng, King in the bath!
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Tag: Totte#1
Original lyrics: And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
Twisted lyrics: And all that I can see is just a yellow lavatory
tag:luci45 #1
Chinatown
Real lyrics:
There are people there, they are so obscene.......
Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in Chinatown
Twisted Lyrics:
There are people there that are so unseen. ..........
There your ghost stands a chance if you go down to Chinatown
Tag: Chanteur-de-Vent #1
Real Lyrics: You don't know anything about me
Twisted Lyrics: You don't know anything but me
TAG: obanion#01
Title: Desperado
Misinterpreted: "Desperado / Why don't you come to your senses? / You've been outright offensive / For so long now...."
Correct: "Desperado / Why don't you come to your senses? / You've been out riding fences / For so long now...."
Tag: 3delinquent #1
Song: Someone like you - Adele.
Lyric: I'd hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't over.
Twisted Lyric: I'd hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't ogre.
Gopherus #1
We Wish You A Merry Christmas...
Now bring us some figgy pudding, Now bring us figgy pudding, Now bring us figgy pudding, And a cup of good cheer!
It sure sounded like...
Now bring us some Piggy pudding, Now bring us Piggy pudding, Now bring us Piggy pudding, And a cup of cold beer!
Tag: purrkat #1
Taken from the "100 misheard lyrics" list.
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
Original lyric - 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
Twisted lyric - 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
TAG:MelanieL#1
Title: Clean Your Nose
Song: Dreams by Fleetwood Mac
Chorus:
Thunder only happens when it's raining,
Players only love you when they're playing,
Correct lyric:
Say ... Women ... they will come and they will go,
When the rain washes you clean ... you'll know.
Twisted Lyric:
Hey! Winters they will come and they will go,
When the rain watches you'll clean your nose.
Tag: Saphirewild #1
Title: The Itsy Bitsy Spider On A Target
Original lyrics: The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled up the spout again
Twisted lyrics: The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Up The Target again
Tag: Totte #2
Original lyrics: Our house, in the middle of a street
Twisted Lyrics: Our house, in the middle of a field
TAG:MelanieL#2
Title: Parking Lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell
Correct Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Twisted Lyric: A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot
Tag: Saphirewild #2
Title: Follow Me I'm The Pied Piper
Original Lyrics: Hey Babe Follow Me I'm The Pied Piper and I will Show you where it's at.
Twisted Lyrics: Hey Racoons Follow me I' The Pied Piper and I Will Show You Where The Dragon Food Is!!
Tag: 3delinquent #2.
Song: I Try - Macy Gray.
Origional Lyrics: My world crumbles when you are not near.
Twisted Lyrics: I blow bubbles when you are not here.
TAG: obanion#02
Title: Dancing Queen: Rumble At The Rave
Actual Lyric: "See that girl / Watch that scene / Diggin' the dancing queen!"
Mis-heard: "See that girl / Catch that scream / Kicking the dancing queen!"
Tag: purrkat #2
The Beatles - I Saw Her Standing There
real - So, how could I dance with another.
twisted - So, I'd rather dance with your mother.
tag: luci45 #3
Original lyrics: It's better than words
Twisted lyrics: This bed is a world
New Direction - Better Than Words
Tag: purrkat #3
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Real - Here we are now, entertain us
Twisted - Here we are now in containers.
Tag:Lyam#2
Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by Joan Jett or AC/DC
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Twisted Lyrics:
Dirty deeds, done by sheep
tag:luci45 #4
Original Lyrics: Hit me with your best shot
Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with your pet shark
Tag: purrkat #4
Eric Clapton - Cocaine
Real - She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... cocaine.
Twisted - She don't like, she don't like, she don't like... cupcake.
tag:luci45 #5
Original Lyric:
Round my hometown
Memories are fresh
Round my hometown
Ooh the people I've met
Twisted Lyric:
Round my hometown
Mae and Maurice
Round my hometown
Ooh the people I've met
Adele - Hometown Glory
Tag: Ostadan #1
Lyrics:
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl o' Moray,
And Lady Mondegreen.
…The last line should be "and laid him on the green".
TAG: obanion#04
Title: Interview With the Vampiress -- Interrupted
Major-Domo: "But..., but this room is reserved for men only...! And..., and we have a..., a dress code!"
Reporter: "Seriously, dude, you really don't want to argue with her. Trust me, I know how she gets...."
Song: Dirty Laundry (Don Henley)
Actual Lyric: "Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies / We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies...."
'Mondegreen': "Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies / We poke our dirty little fingers in everybody's eyes...."
Song: Roar (Katy Perry)
Actual Lyric: "'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar!"
'Mondegreen': "'Cause I have a temper, and you're gonna hear me roar!"
Saphirewild Tag #3
Thomson Twins: Doctor, Doctor
Original Lyrics: Doctor Doctor Can't You See I Am Burning Burning!!
Twisted Lyrics: Doctor Doctor Can't You See I Am Dining Dining!!
TAG:MelanieL#3
Title: Doughnuts
Correct Lyric: "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" (by Crystal Gayle)
Twisted Lyric: "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue"
tag: luci45 #6
Original Lyrics: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Misheard Lyrics: Don't know what we got you, Mr. Roboto
Mr. Roboto - Styx
Tag: Totte #3
Major Tom
Original Lyrics
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Twisted Lyrics
Pest Control to Major Tom
Pest Control to Major Tom
Take your power drill and put your helmet on
Tag: purrkat#5
Usher - Yeah
Real - Take that, rewind it back.
Twisted - Take that you whinny brat.
Tag: luci45 #7
Misheard Lyric: Depictions in an ice
Actual Lyric: Pink Champaigne on Ice
Hotel California - Eagles