RRRR Twisted Lyrics Entries Only Thread

TotteTotte Posts: 11,824
edited June 2016 in The Commons

This is where we post the entries for the RRRR Twisted Lyrics thread. 

Entries should be tagged, and show the real lyrics and the twisted lyrics, and have an image entry.

Example:

Tag: MajorProblem #1

Real Lyrics: I'm the King, King, King in the bar!
Twisted Lyrics: I'm the King, KIng, King in the bath!

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 11,824

    Tag: Totte#1

    Original lyricsAnd all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
    Twisted lyricsAnd all that I can see is just a yellow lavatory

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,400
    edited June 2016

    tag:luci45 #1
    Chinatown

    Real lyrics:
    There are people there, they are so obscene.......
    Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in Chinatown

    Twisted Lyrics:
    There are people there that are so unseen. ..........
    There your ghost stands a chance if you go down to Chinatown

     

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  • LyamLyam Posts: 137
    edited June 2016
    Tag:Lyam#1
    
    Song: Zombie by the Cranberries
    
    Original Lyrics: 
    In your head, in your head
    Zombie, zombie, zombie
    Hey, hey
    What's in your head, in your head
    Zombie, zombie, zombie

     

    Twisted Lyrics:
    In your head, in your head
    Salami, Salami, Salami
    Hey, hey
    What's in your head, in your head
    Salami, Salami, Salami

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  • Tag: Chanteur-de-Vent #1

    Real Lyrics: You don't know anything about me
    Twisted Lyrics: You don't know anything but me

  • Ken OBanionKen OBanion Posts: 1,428

    TAG: obanion#01

    Title: Desperado
    Misinterpreted: "Desperado / Why don't you come to your senses? / You've been outright offensive / For so long now...."
    Correct: "Desperado / Why don't you come to your senses? / You've been out riding fences / For so long now...."


  • 3delinquent3delinquent Posts: 355
    edited June 2016

    Tag: 3delinquent #1

    Song: Someone like you - Adele.

    Lyric: I'd hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't over.

    Twisted Lyric: I'd hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't ogre.

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  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 974

    Gopherus #1

    We Wish You A Merry Christmas...

    Now bring us some figgy pudding, Now bring us figgy pudding, Now bring us figgy pudding, And a cup of good cheer!

    It sure sounded like...

    Now bring us some Piggy pudding, Now bring us Piggy pudding, Now bring us Piggy pudding, And a cup of cold beer!

  • purrkatpurrkat Posts: 134
    edited June 2016

    Tag: purrkat #1

    Taken from the "100 misheard lyrics" list.
    Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
    Original lyric
    - 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
    Twisted lyric - 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

     

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  • MelanieLMelanieL Posts: 5,832
    edited June 2016

    TAG:MelanieL#1
    Title: Clean Your Nose

    Song: Dreams by Fleetwood Mac
    Chorus:
    Thunder only happens when it's raining,
    Players only love you when they're playing,
    Correct lyric:
    Say ... Women ... they will come and they will go,
    When the rain washes you clean ... you'll know.
    Twisted Lyric:
    Hey! Winters they will come and they will go,
    When the rain watches you'll clean your nose.

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  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 5,754
    edited June 2016

    Tag: Saphirewild #1

    Title: The Itsy Bitsy Spider On A Target

     

    Original lyrics: The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled up the spout again
    Twisted lyrics: The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Up The Target again

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 11,824

    Tag: Totte #2

    Original lyrics: Our house, in the middle of a street
    Twisted Lyrics: Our house, in the middle of a field

  • MelanieLMelanieL Posts: 5,832

    TAG:MelanieL#2
    Title: Parking Lot

    "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell
    Correct Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
    Twisted Lyric: A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 5,754

    Tag: Saphirewild #2

    Title: Follow Me I'm The Pied Piper

    Original Lyrics: Hey Babe Follow Me I'm The Pied Piper and I will Show you where it's at.

    Twisted Lyrics: Hey Racoons Follow me I' The Pied Piper and I Will Show You Where The Dragon Food Is!!

  • 3delinquent3delinquent Posts: 355
    edited June 2016

    Tag: 3delinquent #2.

    Song: I Try - Macy Gray.

    Origional Lyrics: My world crumbles when you are not near.

    Twisted Lyrics: I blow bubbles when you are not here.

     

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  • Ken OBanionKen OBanion Posts: 1,428

    TAG: obanion#02
    Title: Dancing Queen: Rumble At The Rave

    Actual Lyric: "See that girl / Watch that scene / Diggin' the dancing queen!"
    Mis-heard: "See that girl / Catch that scream / Kicking the dancing queen!"

  • purrkatpurrkat Posts: 134

    Tag: purrkat #2
    The Beatles - I Saw Her Standing There

    real - So, how could I dance with another.
    twisted - So, I'd rather dance with your mother.

     

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,400

    tag: luci45 #3

    Original lyrics: It's better than words
    Twisted lyrics: This bed is a world
    New Direction - Better Than Words

  • purrkatpurrkat Posts: 134

    Tag: purrkat #3

    Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit 
    Real - Here we are now, entertain us
    Twisted - Here we are now in containers.

  • LyamLyam Posts: 137
    edited June 2016

    Tag:Lyam#2

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by Joan Jett or AC/DC

    Original Lyrics:
    Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

    Twisted Lyrics:
    Dirty deeds, done by sheep

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,400
    edited June 2016

    tag:luci45 #4
    Original Lyrics: Hit me with your best shot
    Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with your pet shark

     

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  • purrkatpurrkat Posts: 134

    Tag: purrkat #4

    Eric Clapton - Cocaine
    Real - She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... cocaine.
    Twisted - She don't like, she don't like, she don't like... cupcake.

     

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,400

    tag:luci45 #5

    Original Lyric:
    Round my hometown
    Memories are fresh
    Round my hometown
    Ooh the people I've met

    Twisted Lyric:
    Round my hometown
    Mae and Maurice
    Round my hometown
    Ooh the people I've met

    Adele - Hometown Glory

  • OstadanOstadan Posts: 1,072
    edited June 2016

    Tag: Ostadan #1

    Lyrics:

    Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
    Oh, where hae ye been?
    They hae slain the Earl o' Moray,
    And Lady Mondegreen.

    …The last line should be "and laid him on the green".

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  • Ken OBanionKen OBanion Posts: 1,428

    TAG: obanion#04

    Title: Interview With the Vampiress -- Interrupted
    Major-Domo: "But..., but this room is reserved for men only...!  And..., and we have a..., a dress code!"
    Reporter: "Seriously, dude, you really don't want to argue with her.  Trust me, I know how she gets...."

    Song: Dirty Laundry (Don Henley)
    Actual Lyric: "Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies / We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies...."
    'Mondegreen': "Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies / We poke our dirty little fingers in everybody's eyes...."
    Song: Roar (Katy Perry)
    Actual Lyric: "'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar!"
    'Mondegreen': "'Cause I have a temper, and you're gonna hear me roar!"

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 5,754

    Saphirewild Tag #3

    Thomson Twins: Doctor, Doctor

    Original Lyrics: Doctor Doctor Can't You See I Am Burning Burning!!

    Twisted Lyrics: Doctor Doctor Can't You See I Am Dining Dining!!

  • MelanieLMelanieL Posts: 5,832

    TAG:MelanieL#3
    Title: Doughnuts

    Correct Lyric: "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" (by Crystal Gayle)
    Twisted Lyric: "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue"

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,400
    edited June 2016

    tag: luci45 #6

    Original Lyrics: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
    Misheard Lyrics: Don't know what we got you, Mr. Roboto
    Mr. Roboto - Styx

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 11,824

    Tag: Totte #3

    Major Tom

    Original Lyrics
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

    Twisted Lyrics
    Pest Control to Major Tom
    Pest Control to Major Tom
    Take your power drill and put your helmet on

     

  • purrkatpurrkat Posts: 134

    Tag: purrkat#5

    Usher - Yeah
    Real - Take that, rewind it back.
    Twisted - Take that you whinny brat.

     

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,400

    Tag: luci45 #7

    Misheard Lyric: Depictions in an ice
    Actual Lyric: Pink Champaigne on Ice
    Hotel California - Eagles

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