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That thing looks like a seahorse with the wrong body.
They'll get over it.
Hell, somebody's always mad at me. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
It is called making the best of things.
Yes but how often do you see a boar hunt in Starsky & Hutch?
Was a naming error by Captain Cook's botanist. They are both marsupials, but not related.You can read about it here:
http://www.bobinoz.com/blog/4013/possums-and-opossums-australia-and-america-all-explained/
The North American Opossum came up from South America during the Great American Interchange. You can read about it here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_American_Interchange
Class dismissed.
Nasty slick overgrown rats. Down here, they'll get in people's houses once and awhile -- lord have mercy, please spare me that -- and they'll get beat with brooms and chased away.
They don't want to go either. I sure wish the South American folks would take 'em all right back. Along with the armadillo.
Dirty little rascals.
They have no redeeming qualitites at all, that I can see.
why did the possum cross the long paddick?
ketchup sale, oh popeye, didnt win lotto
If a possum could think, it'd probably wonder what was on the other side of the long road.
I honestly have never seen a possum with the ability to reason before though. IMHO, they are lower life forms that never chose to evolve.
Then again, possums may be...no, they are lower life forms. That's all there is to it.
Mmmm.... Possum surprise...
... With assorted nondescript vegetables and sauce compounds... Brownie sold separately...
I think I had that for dinner last night.... ugh...
Not that good?... Never let them thaw, even the slightest... You should try the rest... Especially the chipmunk... It's very... Crunchy.
They don't take the bones out... If they did, it wouldn't be crunchy!
Love all the parody products you've made.
Personally, I appreciate the warning to cook to 750F. Gauranteed to be safe then! Well.. sorta...
american possums metabolism immune to rabies, not so sure they lower life form.
if they had thumbs mann, possums, squirrels, raccoons mann they could allies against us deforesting trucks
Steve is a good friend but he is a little fishy.
soon, soooon, the donuts will arrive. honey glazed!
tawt i heard the truck. it was a truck, but not the truck brringing me food
OMG, man, you are insane.

Morning. Songbirds chorusing the breaking day still louder so far than the grumble of freeway traffic in dawn's indistinct first glowy light :)
But they would look so adorable in their little paramilitary uniforms...
Luckily they are terrible at following orders and have no natural strategic instincts... Well, possums, squirrels and chipmunks...
Raccoons on the other hand, are damn good at reenacting historic battles...
Well, mostly... And relatively... but unfortunately they are much more expensive to accurately cloth in period garb... That and raccoons are very selective about who they want to depict, so for example when they were reenacting the battle of Morrisville (US civil war), one of the raccoons (Franky Three Toes) that wanted to play confederate general Wade Hampton III, got all snippy because he was given the part of union general Hugh Judson Kilpatrick whom he felt was a reckless and inconsiderate individual, for which he resented the role... So he ran over to Maj. Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman (Sammy the Mooch) and bit him on the foot, so Sammy gets all mad and bites him back, but in the process bites Louie No Lips (playing General Hampton)too, so Hampton in turn bites Joseph Wheeler (Fat Frankie) and Jimmy the Chin get clawed in the eye, even though he wasn't even in that battle as he was to play Robert E. Lee... So now in runs Big Benny who was gonna play Abraham Lincoln (stovepipe hat and all) and the next thing I know instead of using their little rifles and shooting blank rounds at each other, they are tearing each other to pieces...
In the end Jimmy the Chin, loses an eye and can't play Lee, Don Carlito gets a bayonet in the face and dies, Fat Frankie breaks a leg and and all the uniforms get torn to shreds... And I'm pretty sure someone ate a bunch of the brass buttons, because like half of them were missing... Not to mention someone pooped in Lincoln's hat too.
Thats why I switched to hamsters and chinchillas for my historic battle reenactments... Besides, the battle of midway was so much easier with hamster sized aircraft carriers than the raccoon sized Viking ships.
I used to get pound cake deliver by bulldozer... I suppose a truck makes more sense for groceries though...
remember the Waterloo!!
misread Hugh Judson as Hugh Jackman >.<
Parody... ? Well, I suppose they weren't marketed as widely as I had hoped... Sadly I had to discontinue the line... But with all the eco friendliness going on and recycling on the upswing, maybe "recycled food" might be worth trying again... The leftover stock is still frozen... Mostly... I don't think they really ever had an expiration date, what with them being naturally sun ripened to begin with, so that's a plus... Maybe if I just slap on a sticker that ups the cooking temperature... Hmmm...
Oddly, I never realized till now the irony of having trained a wolverine to play Hugh Jackman... It was a terrible play... too much biting.
I found an old alarm clock that sort of works but sort of not. I put it under my monitor and it raised it enough above the betta condos.
I'm glad you didn't use pumpkins.
I thought about using a pumpkin but I remembered they are too soft and would start to stink.
Still on page 98?... Do we get cake if we are the last post?
Um I would give you a cake but I do not know how to mail cakes. Also I do not bake. Not because I do not want to or because I cannot. Wait I cannot as in I am not allowed to bake. I hate where I live.
Cake would be super...
Eddie Izzard has a funny bit about "cake or death"... I usually choose cake.