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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,457
    Novica said:
    Spit said:

    Two Knick Knack Knockers Sat on a Shelf

    One was a Pirate the Other an Elf

    'Arrr' says the Pirate 'Where ye be from'

    'Pffft' says the Elf 'You talk dumb'

     

    'Dumb?' glared the Pirate, fire in his eyes

    'Take that back, or yer goin' ta die!'

    Elf pumped up his Knocker chest

    'Then let's rumble- and do your best!'

    TO BE CONTINUED BY SOMEONE ELSE

     

    He drew out his cutlass

    bore down on the Elf

    who stepped back slightly

    and fell off the shelf

  • KinichKinich Posts: 925
    edited March 2016

    Deleted oriinal post as I messed up.

    Please see below for my corrected post, I quoted the wrong post first time round.

    Post edited by Kinich on
  • SzarkSzark Posts: 10,634

    This is going to be my morning go to thread...very creative writing and absolutely hilarious. Nice one Fool and Kinich. You started something cool Spit

  • KinichKinich Posts: 925

    Just realised I quoted the wrong post, I've missed a verse out, sorry folks. I'll correct it. Thanks Szark.

    fool said:
    Novica said:
    Spit said:

    Two Knick Knack Knockers Sat on a Shelf

    One was a Pirate the Other an Elf

    'Arrr' says the Pirate 'Where ye be from'

    'Pffft' says the Elf 'You talk dumb'

     

    'Dumb?' glared the Pirate, fire in his eyes

    'Take that back, or yer goin' ta die!'

    Elf pumped up his Knocker chest

    'Then let's rumble- and do your best!'

    TO BE CONTINUED BY SOMEONE ELSE

     

    He drew out his cutlass

    bore down on the Elf

    who stepped back slightly

    and fell off the shelf

    Much laughter did the Pirate make

    At the falling Elf's mistake

    As he avoided the Pirates pounce

    But as we all know Knocker's bounce

  • NovicaNovica Posts: 23,925

    Laughed out loud!

  • NovicaNovica Posts: 23,925
    edited March 2016

    This will make it easy to add on your verse. Copy/paste and add!

    Two Knick Knack Knockers Sat on a Shelf

    One was a Pirate the Other an Elf

    "Arrr' says the Pirate "where ye be from'

    "Pffft' says the Elf 'You talk dumb'        (Spit)

     

    'Dumb?' glared the Pirate, fire in his eyes

    'Take that back, or yer goin' ta die!

    Elf pumped up his Knocker chest

    'Then let's rumble-and do your best!'     (Novica)

     

    He drew out his cutlass

    bore down on the Elf

    who stepped back slightly

    and fell off the shelf            (fool)

     

    Much laughter did the Pirate make

    At the falling Elf's mistake

    As he avoided the Pirate's pounce

    But as we all know Knockers bounce   (Kinich)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Post edited by Novica on
  • SzarkSzark Posts: 10,634

    This should be submited to the DS Creative Mag

  • KnittingmommyKnittingmommy Posts: 8,191
    edited March 2016

    5:04AM Flag

    This will make it easy to add on your verse. Copy/paste and add!

    Two Knick Knack Knockers Sat on a Shelf

    One was a Pirate the Other an Elf

    "Arrr' says the Pirate "where ye be from'

    "Pffft' says the Elf 'You talk dumb'        (Spit)

     

    'Dumb?' glared the Pirate, fire in his eyes

    'Take that back, or yer goin' ta die!

    Elf pumped up his Knocker chest

    'Then let's rumble-and do your best!'     (Novica)

     

    He drew out his cutlass

    bore down on the Elf

    who stepped back slightly

    and fell off the shelf            (fool)

     

    Much laughter did the Pirate make

    At the falling Elf's mistake

    As he avoided the Pirate's pounce

    But as we all know Knockers bounce   (Kinich)

     

    Quick as a wink with magic dust

    Elf confronted the pirate in disgust

    It's not that easy to pounce on an elf

    Try again and see who falls off the shelf

    Post edited by Knittingmommy on
  • BlueIreneBlueIrene Posts: 1,318
    edited March 2016

    Two Knick Knack Knockers Sat on a Shelf

    One was a Pirate the Other an Elf

    "Arrr' says the Pirate "where ye be from'

    "Pffft' says the Elf 'You talk dumb'        (Spit)

     

    'Dumb?' glared the Pirate, fire in his eyes

    'Take that back, or yer goin' ta die!

    Elf pumped up his Knocker chest

    'Then let's rumble-and do your best!'     (Novica)

     

    He drew out his cutlass

    bore down on the Elf

    who stepped back slightly

    and fell off the shelf            (fool)

     

    Much laughter did the Pirate make

    At the falling Elf's mistake

    As he avoided the Pirate's pounce

    But as we all know Knockers bounce   (Kinich)

     

    Quick as a wink with magic dust

    Elf confronted the pirate in disgust

    It's not that easy to pounce on an elf

    Try again and see who falls off the shelf   (Knittingmommy)

     

    But Knocker Pirate had been distracted

    His trusty cutlass now retracted

    Something else had his attention

    A cask of ale we'd forgotten to mention   (Astracadia)

    Post edited by BlueIrene on
  • NovicaNovica Posts: 23,925
    edited March 2016

    Ale in hand, dust swirled round the buccaneer

    Who felt quite strange, and felt his ears

    'Curse ye!' he cried in loud disgust

    'What is in that blasted dust?'

    Post edited by Novica on
  • NovicaNovica Posts: 23,925
    edited March 2016

    Two Knick Knack Knockers Sat on a Shelf

    One was a Pirate the Other an Elf

    "Arrr' says the Pirate "where ye be from'

    "Pffft' says the Elf 'You talk dumb'        (Spit)

     

    'Dumb?' glared the Pirate, fire in his eyes

    'Take that back, or yer goin' ta die!

    Elf pumped up his Knocker chest

    'Then let's rumble-and do your best!'     (Novica)

     

    He drew out his cutlass

    bore down on the Elf

    who stepped back slightly

    and fell off the shelf            (fool)

     

    Much laughter did the Pirate make

    At the falling Elf's mistake

    As he avoided the Pirate's pounce

    But as we all know Knockers bounce   (Kinich)

     

    Quick as a wink with magic dust

    Elf confronted the pirate in disgust

    It's not that easy to pounce on an elf

    Try again and see who falls off the shelf     (Knittingmommy)

     

    But Knocker Pirate had been distracted

    His trusty cutlass now retracted

    Something else had his attention

    A cask of ale we'd forgotten to mention     (Astracadia)

     

    Ale in hand, dust swirled round the buccaneer

    Who felt quite strange, and felt his ears,

    'Curse ye!' he cried in loud disgust

    'What is in that blasted dust?'           (Novica)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Post edited by Novica on
  • BlueIreneBlueIrene Posts: 1,318
    Novica said:

    The dust swirled round the buccaneer

    Who felt quite strange, and felt his ears

    'Curse ye!' he cried in loud disgust

    'What is in that blasted dust?'

    We just add water to it here

    And have the cheek to call it beer

    But now we're in the grip of drought

    It's got a kick that will knock you out!

  • KnittingmommyKnittingmommy Posts: 8,191
    edited March 2016
    Astracadia said:
    Novica said:

    The dust swirled round the buccaneer

    Who felt quite strange, and felt his ears

    'Curse ye!' he cried in loud disgust

    'What is in that blasted dust?'

    We just add water to it here

    And have the cheek to call it beer

    But now we're in the grip of drought

    It's got a kick that will knock you out!

    When you wake, you might find a surprise

    If your ears are pointy, you might surmise

    An elf you become while the magic's strong

    To see the mistake you pirates did wrong

    Post edited by Knittingmommy on
  • BradCarstenBradCarsten Posts: 856

    The first thing I thought of when I saw them was that I must get them to create a cellphone game for kids, and then I realised that I have no idea how to make cell phone games, which kinda put a damper on my plans. But great release. Well done. 

  • isidornisidorn Posts: 1,601

     

    bradrg said:

     then I realised that I have no idea how to make cell phone games 

    LOL! Those pesky little details that ruins an otherwise perfect plan.

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