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Murphy's law #2 - "Nothing is ever as simple as it seems."
First Contact - It was a routine flight, that she could fly with her eyes closed. Keeping tabs on Planet B's quaint world and it's humanoid inhabitants was a daily task. As her starship in stealth mode, slipped silently into the atmosphere, it was dusk. Beau had just spotted two figures in the field below, when warning lights began to flash...and suddenly, she was loosing altitude fast.
Hunter and his side kick Ork, heard a sonic boom that had them hitting the ground and scanning the sky. Seeing an odd, fireball, falling toward a clump of trees nearby, they were back on their feet. Stories of Alien monsters with two heads and multiple eyes, came to Hunter's mind as he ran.
Beau could see that the two males were coming - one last call... Mission control, about the prime directive of no contact...and then - brace for impact. She was on the ground, popping the hatch. Gripped by icy cold pins of panic, a cold sweat broke over her as she realized, there would be no rescue. One simple fight gone bad and her life had just changed f o r e v e r.
TAG: Karibou #2
Title: The Annoyingly Cheerful Co-worker
Murphy's Law: The harder you try to keep a secret, the more likely it is to become public knowledge.
Bastinda had tried to keep the date and location of the picnic from Glinda, but somehow the annoyingly cheerful girl always found them.
tag: luci45 #7
Christmas is Coming
Crespins law of observation: The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions
While taking advantage of a late season sale at the Magic Shoppe on what was left of Halloween cotumes, the Witch Balea tried on a semi-topless Cleopatra costume.
"It's just for fun," she told salesgirl Joselle. "Hahaha, it is a bit risque for my taste and not too flattering on a mature figure."
Before Balea could change back into her more dignified attire, Ms Yultide and her cohorts burst into the shop, ready to take over the shop for the Christmas season.
"Aren't you just a little early?" Balea shrieked.
Murphy's Law # 17 - "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
Christmas Surprise - Jenna planned to make her grandmother, who hated winter, a surprise present of pots filled with spring flowers. Her mother helped her sneak everything into the summer greenhouse. Then she volunteered to take the puppy out for a walk. But, not before grandma surprised her with the traditional, holiday headwear. What had delighted her at five, was at fifteen embarrassing. At least this years cat ears, were better than last years flashing antlers.
Scraping around the rocks in the dirt bin, she was able to fill two pots without getting any dirt on herself. Everything was going so well... she was just finishing up the second pot, when the puppy, jumped into the dirt box. Jenna turned to shout - NO! Bad dog! You'll make a mess... but the words stuck in her throat. As she saw for the first time, that what she had assumed to be rocks, was a skeleton! Grandma was always telling stories about the families ghosts. "Skeletons in the closet", she would say...
Could this be Great Uncle Albert, whose body was never found?
Tag: Kismet2012 #3
Title: Where is that DVD?
Murphy's Law: You can never find something when you really need it.
Tag: Kismet2012 #4
Title: Barn Dance
You can follow the directions perfectly and still get lost.
Victoria was not impressed. She had followed the directions exactly. She was expecting to arrive at a beautifully renovated and updated old barn at a vineyard. This was definitely not it.
As a pair of headlights approached she sincerely hoped it was Michael...
tag: luci45 #8
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Hwan and Hoon thought it would be easy to make a little fast money by robbing residences when no one was home.
"We didn't know the ajumma would come home from her errands so soon. I told Hoon we should have taken her cookware..."
Murphy's Law # 9 - "No good dead goes unpunished."
Luke broke the bucking bronco. He was the Rodeo champion. Heady from his win, he decided to try his luck at the shooting booth. Introducing himself, he offered Jack, free tickets to the next Rodeo in exchange for unlimited target practice. He had just picked up the riffle when someone grabbled his arm, twisting him around.
He didn't realize how fast she was going, until he tried to catch her. They both went down in a tangle of arms and legs, with an unceremonial thud. The Champion of the Rodeo - taken out by a girl on roller skates, selling balloons.
tag: luci45 #9
The Ultimate Open Concept Home
The perfect family home isn't.
Wanting more "togetherness" the Emersons bought the home of their dreams with an enormous open floor plan.
Linwelly#3:
Title: artistic rampage
Law applied: If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.
She had trained ever so hard for the dance presentation at the little Art convention, she insisted on doing her best...
Tag: barbult #1
Title: Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: The air conditioner always breaks on the hottest day of the year.
Thank goodness Big Bill has arrived to refill the Fountain of Cooling tank!
Gopherus #05
Out of the Jaws of Death...
And into the Frying Pan! You got to be really specific when you make a wish. 'Cause anything open to inferpretation WILL be misconstrued. Tabby wished to be rescued from the shark but neglected to say where she wanted to be rescued to... Someone gave her rescuer a rake for christmas... if you give someone a rake everything starts looking like weeds. She did get her wish so she shouldn t complain except about the metaphors not being mixed but scrambled!
Gopherus #06
The Bridge of Death
She who would cross the Bridge of Death, you see
Must answer me these questions three, e‘er the other side will see.
And those who fail to answer me, will be trucked to a place with no TV
What’s your name? Joan of Camelot
What’s your quest? To seek the Holy Grail
What’s the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Murphy says that the questions will change to impossible ones when you show up.
Murphy's Law #8 - "Whatever you want to do now, you have to do something else first."
Light Lunch - Yue found the perfect new home. A cozy, dry, cave tucked inside a mountain top. It's grassy, roof perched over the valley offered a spectacular view and would make a delightful patio. After spending the morning diligently setting it up, by noon, he was ready to try it out with a light lunch. He'd just sat down and pulled his boots off, all ready to put his feet up, when Drake the neighborhood dragon appeared. Also with a light lunch in mind... him. Now he would need to make a run for it, ditch Drake at the lake and then swing back.
Goperus #07
When You Schmoes, You Loes
Mommy, he s got Schmoes in his hair! Gross!!
Murphy says the grossness of the kid brother is proportional to the closeness of his sister.
Tag: Totte #4
Murphy's Law on random samples - you always get the wrong samples.
They travelled 25 000 lightyears, they found an inhabited planet, they let their computer randomly pick a dwelling and it's inhabitors to beam to the ship and they set off home again, without knowing they picked a cabin with a half dozen stoned and drunk college boys.
Gopherus #08
Marketing Surveys
Emily Litella just couldn t understand it. She heard of a marketing survey that found that a large number of men wanted a twelve inch piano player. So she stocked up her stand at the Paragon Swap Meet. But not a single customer. What could it be? Murphy says that all marketing surveys should be taken with a grain of salt, that their findings vary on the actual wording of the questions.
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