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jakibluejakiblue Posts: 7,281
edited November 2015 in The Commons

Never mind, answered my own question. 

Abandon hope all ye who enter here :)

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  • alexhcowleyalexhcowley Posts: 2,403
    edited November 2015

    Before the cute, fluffy kitten pictures start arriving, I thought I would launch a pre-emptive strike with a Red Panda pin up.

    Cheers,

    Alex.

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    failure  

  • nDelphinDelphi Posts: 1,922

    I'm a failure. I have no fluffy pictures.

  • jorge dorlandojorge dorlando Posts: 1,159

    ?!?

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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,283

    Hi

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Pineapple Martini
    1 oz. Pineapple Juice
    1.5 oz. Vodka
    .5 oz. Chambord

    :)

     

  • MattymanxMattymanx Posts: 6,997
    edited November 2015

    ... as we contunue this discussion on the mathimatical mysteries of carrots, I am wondering if anyone noticed the relation between the moons gravitaional pull affecting how ofter squirrles fart?  Is it the cosmic equivalent of "Pull my finger" ?

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,109
    Mattymanx said:

    ... as we contunue this discussion on the mathimatical mysteries of carrots, I am wondering if anyone noticed the relation between the moons gravitaional pull affecting how ofter squirrles fart?  Is it the cosmic equivalent of "Pull my finger" ?

    You should be able to get a government grant to study that. cool

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    squirrels with tinfoil hats

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    edited November 2015

    Squirrels fart in accordance to the volume of spoiled acorns they consume or the severity of me frightening them... It is a common misconception that the moons pull can dislodge squirrel farts under ordinary conditions. In a University of Someplace study, it was found that only squirrels properly aligned with lunar tidal forces would flatulate in sync with the pull and only when fed a steady diet of cabbage-bean burritos. In many cases I've found that to fully evacuate a squirrel, one must swing it by its tail in a counterclockwise fashion at around 70-80 RPM. That having been said there is room for up to an 86% margin of error as some tests were conducted while intoxicated and wearing a pantomime gorilla costume which is direct conflict with the studies of Professor Stanly Larchfindlestenderblattenslorpsengersteenseson PhD, who insists one must be wearing a pantomime yak costume and a sexy silk thong during the experiment, none of which were available at the time. 

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  • IvyIvy Posts: 7,165
    edited November 2015
    MistyMist said:

    squirrels with tinfoil hats

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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,283

    nuts I am hungry

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    alexhcowley said:

    Before the cute, fluffy kitten pictures start arriving, I thought I would launch a pre-emptive strike with a Red Panda pin up.

    Cheers,

    Alex.

    I find that offensive. Red panda pin ups not only perpetuate the stereotype that red pandas are objects of pleasure, but it serves to reinforce the idea that all red pandas are have loose morals and can easily be won over with tasty greens and strong rum. They can not... It takes much more work than that. Each year thousands if not dozens of red panda are sold to exotic heavy petting zoos throughout Canada and the United States... Mostly Canada and Wisconsin, but there are a few good ones in Miami... regardless, these poor animals are forced to pole dance and wear sexy lingerie on sleezy webcam broadcasts for long hours, until ultimately they are worn out and broken down and when they can no longer gyrate and strut on their tiny stages, they are cast off and sent to panda canneries to be pressed into Red Panda Pudding or Panda Paste... And in some cases Frozen Panda Pops... Which aren't really that bad if you can get used to the fur and bones. I beg you not to post such lurid images of hot innocent pandas, as it will only hurt the poor pandas in the end. Red Pandas are people too... Well, not human people... More like small panda people, not so much like Ewoks, more like H.Beam Piper's Little Fuzzies, but they don't hunt or use deodorant and really only hang out in the jungle, gyrating on bamboo stalks while wearing sexy silk lingerie and striking lurid poses... Which I suppose is what started the whole problem to begin with... Either way you shouldn't  encourage these dirty, naughty little creatures to keep temping humans with their provocative behavior and tasty frozen goodness... The panda porridge is not so bad either, once you get past the bones and fur... But once again I implore you to not encourage them or over tip them and definitely don't give them your phone number as they will call at all hours of the night...  Just say no...

    Thank you.

  • mjc1016mjc1016 Posts: 15,001
    Ivy said:
    MistyMist said:

    squirrels with tinfoil hats

    You are what you eat...

  • MattymanxMattymanx Posts: 6,997
    McGyver said:

    Squirrels fart in accordance to the volume of spoiled acorns they consume or the severity of me frightening them... It is a common misconception that the moons pull can dislodge squirrel farts under ordinary conditions. In a University of Someplace study, it was found that only squirrels properly aligned with lunar tidal forces would flatulate in sync with the pull and only when fed a steady diet of cabbage-bean burritos. In many cases I've found that to fully evacuate a squirrel, one must swing it by its tail in a counterclockwise fashion at around 70-80 RPM. That having been said there is room for up to an 86% margin of error as some tests were conducted while intoxicated and wearing a pantomime gorilla costume which is direct conflict with the studies of Professor Stanly Larchfindlestenderblattenslorpsengersteenseson PhD, who insists one must be wearing a pantomime yak costume and a sexy silk thong during the experiment, none of which were available at the time. 

    But then how do you account for the spacial dynamics of a banana being used to make oranges fly faster then squished peas while strapped to the back of a farting squirel whos usin the moon to pull it along?

  • IceCrMnIceCrMn Posts: 2,320
    Mattymanx said:
    McGyver said:

    Squirrels fart in accordance to the volume of spoiled acorns they consume or the severity of me frightening them... It is a common misconception that the moons pull can dislodge squirrel farts under ordinary conditions. In a University of Someplace study, it was found that only squirrels properly aligned with lunar tidal forces would flatulate in sync with the pull and only when fed a steady diet of cabbage-bean burritos. In many cases I've found that to fully evacuate a squirrel, one must swing it by its tail in a counterclockwise fashion at around 70-80 RPM. That having been said there is room for up to an 86% margin of error as some tests were conducted while intoxicated and wearing a pantomime gorilla costume which is direct conflict with the studies of Professor Stanly Larchfindlestenderblattenslorpsengersteenseson PhD, who insists one must be wearing a pantomime yak costume and a sexy silk thong during the experiment, none of which were available at the time. 

    But then how do you account for the spacial dynamics of a banana being used to make oranges fly faster then squished peas while strapped to the back of a farting squirel whos usin the moon to pull it along?

    fluttershy is best pony

  • TaozTaoz Posts: 10,266
    mjc1016 said:

    You are what you eat...

    Cannibals eat what they are... 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    Mattymanx said:
    McGyver said:

    Squirrels fart in accordance to the volume of spoiled acorns they consume or the severity of me frightening them... It is a common misconception that the moons pull can dislodge squirrel farts under ordinary conditions. In a University of Someplace study, it was found that only squirrels properly aligned with lunar tidal forces would flatulate in sync with the pull and only when fed a steady diet of cabbage-bean burritos. In many cases I've found that to fully evacuate a squirrel, one must swing it by its tail in a counterclockwise fashion at around 70-80 RPM. That having been said there is room for up to an 86% margin of error as some tests were conducted while intoxicated and wearing a pantomime gorilla costume which is direct conflict with the studies of Professor Stanly Larchfindlestenderblattenslorpsengersteenseson PhD, who insists one must be wearing a pantomime yak costume and a sexy silk thong during the experiment, none of which were available at the time. 

    But then how do you account for the spacial dynamics of a banana being used to make oranges fly faster then squished peas while strapped to the back of a farting squirel whos usin the moon to pull it along?

    Transcarrotal mass distortion... Expressed in this simple equation: 

    Please note that "Twinkie" can not have a greater value than the squiggly symbol if it is a Tuesday.

  • RCDescheneRCDeschene Posts: 2,816

    Being sick with mono sucks! X_x

  • isidornisidorn Posts: 1,601
    RCDeschene said:

    Being sick with mono sucks! X_x

    Not being a native english speaker I have no idea what that is, so please forgive me this. Wouldn't it be twice as bad if you had stereo?

  • KnittingmommyKnittingmommy Posts: 8,191
    isidorn said:
    RCDeschene said:

    Being sick with mono sucks! X_x

    Not being a native english speaker I have no idea what that is, so please forgive me this. Wouldn't it be twice as bad if you had stereo?

    Mono is mononucleosis is a virus.  A pretty bad one that completely saps your energy and can take anywhere from several days to a couple months to recover.  The whole time you have extreme fatique, loss of appetite and a whole slew of other symptoms.  I'm betting that RCDeschene is feeling pretty miserable.

  • Joe WebbJoe Webb Posts: 837

    My cat's breath smells like cat food

  • KnittingmommyKnittingmommy Posts: 8,191

    Then don't smell the cat's breath, Joe!!!  Unless, of course, you like that secondhand, fishy smell then, by all means, go for it.  laugh

  • isidornisidorn Posts: 1,601
    Knittingmommy said:
    isidorn said:
    RCDeschene said:

    Being sick with mono sucks! X_x

    Not being a native english speaker I have no idea what that is, so please forgive me this. Wouldn't it be twice as bad if you had stereo?

    Mono is mononucleosis is a virus.  A pretty bad one that completely saps your energy and can take anywhere from several days to a couple months to recover.  The whole time you have extreme fatique, loss of appetite and a whole slew of other symptoms.  I'm betting that RCDeschene is feeling pretty miserable.

    And I've learned something today too. That's a condition I give my fullest sympathies for.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339

    True happiness is overrated.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    True misery is priceless 

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,283

    I forgot to take my fingernail polish off.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,109
    edited November 2015

    Ignorance is bliss.

    (and there must be a lot of happy people out there!) surprise

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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,283
    LeatherGryphon said:

    Ignorance is bliss.

    (and apparently there are a lot of happy people out there!) surprise

    What am I ignorant about?

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