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Helooooooo!!! Back
Stunning first post!
Now I'll have to shoot you down like a large German bear.
What a waste!
Oh, wait... you said "bear". For a moment I thought you said "beer".
Hello primuldas. You really didn't give me much material to work with... but hi! Normally, people say a few things about themselves... But normal is overrated and occasionally boring.
I'll introduce myself... According to this Post-it note which I stapled to my pants, my name is Vic... Around here I go by the name McGyver... That's not my last name, nor do I look like Richard Dean Anderson, old or young, But...wait... The rest is on another post it... Wait... Here we go... 000707 override command sequence delta, lift small glass cover, insert key and turn switch clockwise, this will engage autodestru... Wait... Wrong note... Here... Bananas, eggs (cage free), 2 gallons of whole milk, pop tarts (fudge), strawberries, garlic, a stake, some holy water.... Damn I mixed up my grocery list with some other thing I was working on... Well, whatever... Somewhere I... Why would you cage eggs? What kind of dangerous eggs need caging? Megh, anyway... I seem to have lost some of my post-its when I fell out of the tree before... But they were just there to keep me from making my posts too long and also contained some important information I need in case I need a blood transfusion or molecular reconstruction or something... I tend to write a lot when I come across a post that piques my interest, so I left myself notes about important forum stuff and greeting new forum members.
But since my notes are gone, I'm gonna wing it... Soooo... Let's see... I told you my name... Aparently I'm some sort of bipedal terrestrial land mammal... I'm writing, so probably sentient... Or near that... Ow... Damn... I just checked... Apparently I can't fly, so definitely a land mammal. This is boring, I'll look for my notes later...
Hi... You didn't tell us anything about you. I'm guessing you are a mammal too... A robot would have just said "hello" or "Greetings "... Your hello was more descriptive... Long and drawn out like you were far away...I'm guessing you are in a cave or a long underground tunnel. I'm going out on a limb, perhaps you are some form of giant sentient cave badger?
Or you could have been writing that as you fell from somewhere high up... That would account for the lack of punctuation...
You could also be a zombie... They tend to draw out their words... Like "Braaaaaaains... Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaains... Uuuuuuuuhn, brrrrrraaaaaaaaains!" Stuff like that... Really, all they talk about is brains and you really didn't mention brains once.
No... You are probably human... Most of the forum members here are human... When I was a new member, the avatars confused me and I thought this was a really diverse place with rabbits and elves and dragons and scruffy old men all working together, helping each other and sharing ideas and having fun... It's mostly that, but it's all humans... More or less.
Well, I'm gonna go now my attention span has reached its limit and I'm off to do whatever I was up to before... I'm not quite sure what it was but I had a bottle of gasoline with a rag in it in one hand and a lighter in the other... so I'm sure it was probably something interesting... Whatever, I'll figure out or make something up as I go.
Have a great day primuldas, and welcome to DAZ!
Hello backatcha, 3D artist of the experienced or budding variety.
Greetings.
I hope you find what you need.
Helllllloooooooo!
In actually thought primuldas was doing an Eleanor impersonation.
Hi, primuldas. You have to watch out for McGyver there. Never know what he is going to say next, but it is usually hillarious!!! Welcome to the crazy world of Daz.