The My Bucket's Got a Hole In It Complaint thread

Charlie JudgeCharlie Judge Posts: 9,471
edited March 14 in The Commons

'Cause my bucket's got a hole in it
Yeah, my bucket's got a hole in it
Yeah, my bucket's got a hole in it
I can't buy no beer

This discussion was created from comments split from: The completely gratuitous complaint thread.

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  • Charlie JudgeCharlie Judge Posts: 9,471

    Non complaint: Spring has sprung

  • Charlie JudgeCharlie Judge Posts: 9,471

    McGyver said:

    It was 65° on Friday, and it's going to snow today... #$&@%!?!₩£§!!!

    No snow here 

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 10,493
    edited March 14

    Yes! Fourth Post in the new thread! Page 1.

    Post edited by TJohn on
  • RawArtRawArt Posts: 5,058

    My complaint.......when the snow melts off your lawn and you realize how badly your new snow-blower threw the gravel from your driveway across the face of the lawn (untill you finally had it adjusted to the right height)......so many stones to rake out...soooooo many

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 10,493

    RawArt said:

    My complaint.......when the snow melts off your lawn and you realize how badly your new snow-blower threw the gravel from your driveway across the face of the lawn (untill you finally had it adjusted to the right height)......so many stones to rake out...soooooo many

    Very complaint-worthy. 

  • jardinejardine Posts: 1,102

    RawArt said:

    My complaint.......when the snow melts off your lawn and you realize how badly your new snow-blower threw the gravel from your driveway across the face of the lawn (untill you finally had it adjusted to the right height)......so many stones to rake out...soooooo many

    yeah...those snowblowers can be monsters.  and i guess it's kind of a given that your snowblower would be.

    smiley

    j

  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 12,130

    Complaint - age related, have managed to compromise two organs which require opposite eating advice.  Eat raw fruits and vegetables.  Don't eat raw fruits and vegetables.  Vitamin C is good.  Vitamin C will exacerbate the bad.  Green leafy vegetables are good.  Green leafy vegetables are bad, especially if accompanied by vitamin C.  Fish is good.  Fish is bad.  Some of this is a temporary conflict, but it is most confusing and inconvenient.  And no alcohol until my blood returns close to normal.  

    Non-complaint - have discovered some vintage Universal Studios serials.  Green Hornet, 1940.  The part of Kato was played by Keye Luke,   Many of you may remember him in his older years as the blind monk who asks David Carradine to snatch the pebble from his hand in Kung Fu.   https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0525601/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

  • TheKDTheKD Posts: 2,593

    RIP in peace old complaint thread. Happy birthday to the new one. Mother nature wrecked all three of my ice rinks :(

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 8,916
    edited March 14

    Non-complaint:  Wheee... Sun's out.  Snow's all gone.  Still half decent weather before the next storm hits in a day or so.  We have a new thread, congratulations Charlie (Here come da Judge, here come da Judge) (another ancient person's TV trivia memory reference).  And stimulus money's been approved and in the works for this Wednesday (according to my bank).  Hoping to do some stimulating of the economy soon. 

    So, to celebrate,  I've popped a bottle of bubbly, and opened a tin of sardines (or as I like to think of them, "parents of tiny caviar") to have on crackers (saltines), while I sit back in my easy chair playing Obduction for two or three hours and solving perhaps one or two more of its puzzles.  Wheee... yes

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  • MystiaraMystiara Posts: 38,100
    edited March 14

    wind blew my lawn chair across the yard.  windyyyyy.  squirrels were laughing at me.

     

    non complaint  hazelnut heaven.  we went food shopping at the german market.  got croissant lookin things with hazelnut inside.  wish i could share this scent over the innernet.  is heavenly.

     

    weather issued a gale warning.

    • Feels Like31°  WindNW 25 mph

    • Feels Like0°  WindNW 40 km/h

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,598

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Non-complaint:  Wheee... Sun's out.  Snow's all gone.  Still half decent weather before the next storm hits in a day or so.  We have a new thread, congratulations Charlie (Here come da Judge, here come da Judge) (another ancient person's TV trivia memory reference). 

     

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 35,557

    ...

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 35,557

    ...back to chilly and wet again. Grew too acclimated to fairly dry winters over the last several years that a normal one for here now seems abnormal.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 8,916

    Chohole said:

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Non-complaint:  Wheee... Sun's out.  Snow's all gone.  Still half decent weather before the next storm hits in a day or so.  We have a new thread, congratulations Charlie (Here come da Judge, here come da Judge) (another ancient person's TV trivia memory reference). 

     

    Well, that appears to predate what I was thinking of.  I was thinking of Sammy Davis Jr. in the '68-'73 show "Laugh-In" who obviously stole it.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 4,584

    RawArt said:

    My complaint.......when the snow melts off your lawn and you realize how badly your new snow-blower threw the gravel from your driveway across the face of the lawn (untill you finally had it adjusted to the right height)......so many stones to rake out...soooooo many

    Or the shreds and schnitzels of that coupon clipper newspaper in a white bag the friggin' Newsday guy tossed in your driveway during a snowstorm... that's a keeper.
    That's always fun to suck into your snowblower.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 4,584
    edited March 15

    I think I found the source of Covid... The queen Covid pod...

    Seriously, does that not look like a giant walnut size Covid virus?

    Also...

    Don't lick strange looking alien spore pods on a forest floor... now I have the desire to grow roots and sprout more spore pods...

    It is good...

    Join us...

    Now...

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 4,584

    Non complaint... no snow as predicted so I went exploring with my girls...


    Yes, we decided to explore the Dead Marshes... but we stayed on the path like Gollum suggested... at least I think it was Gollum... that or the park attendant really needs a makeover.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 8,916
    edited March 15

    McGyver said:

    I think I found the source of Covid... The queen Covid pod...

    Seriously, does that not look like a giant walnut size Covid virus?

    Also...

    Don't lick strange looking alien spore pods on a forest floor... now I have the desire to grow roots and sprout more spore pods...

    It is good...

    Join us...

    Now...

    OMG!  It's an entangled transport seed come to take you to Hunrath in the game "Obduction". surprise   Don't touch it or you'll find yourself in a world where space loops back on itself and is intermixed with several other alien worlds, while you're given the task of watering the magic trees that drop the seeds..  

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 4,584

    @LeatherGryphon... Great, now you tell me!

  • FixmypcmikeFixmypcmike Posts: 19,011

    LeatherGryphon said:

    McGyver said:

    I think I found the source of Covid... The queen Covid pod...

    Seriously, does that not look like a giant walnut size Covid virus?

    Also...

    Don't lick strange looking alien spore pods on a forest floor... now I have the desire to grow roots and sprout more spore pods...

    It is good...

    Join us...

    Now...

    OMG!  It's an entangled transport seed come to take you to Hunrath in the game "Obduction". surprise   Don't touch it or you'll find yourself in a world where space loops back on itself and is intermixed with several other alien worlds, while you're given the task of watering the magic trees that drop the seeds..  

    What did I touch that transported me to THIS incomprehensible world?

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 35,557

    ...oh yeah, only about 30 min to go here, but happy (and for those east of the left coast, a belated) π day.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 11,992

    TJohn said:

    Yes! Fourth Post in the new thread! Page 1.

    Haha!  Love it!

    Dana

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 8,916
    edited March 15

    Fixmypcmike said:

    LeatherGryphon said:

    McGyver said:

    I think I found the source of Covid... The queen Covid pod...

    Seriously, does that not look like a giant walnut size Covid virus?

    Also...

    Don't lick strange looking alien spore pods on a forest floor... now I have the desire to grow roots and sprout more spore pods...

    It is good...

    Join us...

    Now...

    OMG!  It's an entangled transport seed come to take you to Hunrath in the game "Obduction". surprise   Don't touch it or you'll find yourself in a world where space loops back on itself and is intermixed with several other alien worlds, while you're given the task of watering the magic trees that drop the seeds..  

    What did I touch that transported me to THIS incomprehensible world?

    That, dear fellow, is the question that philosophers have been pondering since forever. indecision

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 35,557

    ...I thought it was the purple with pink polka dot pill. 

  • MystiaraMystiara Posts: 38,100

    1 week to Spring.  too cold to open my door today. brrr

  • MystiaraMystiara Posts: 38,100

    heard a rumour new stimulus started going out

    mighy be enough for new stove or fridgerator

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 10,493

    Bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff .

    Sorry you win, I was just bluffing.

     

  • zombietaggerungzombietaggerung Posts: 2,755

    It doesn't count as a "new" batch of freebies if it's the same ones that were literally just there a week ago. But at least it changed on the new week. 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 4,584

    Mystiarra said:

    1 week to Spring.  too cold to open my door today. brrr

    Yeah, what the hell was that this morning?... 25°F?...  Who's idea was that?...it was 68°F on Friday... No thank you cold.

    Well, at least it didn't snow again.

    Yet.

    I put away my snowblower... it lives in a special shed/cart with its friend the generator... it's a bit awkward to put away, so I'm assuming it's going snow again because I went through the trouble of putting it back into storage.

    So yes, when it snows again, it's my fault.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 35,557

    TJohn said:

    Bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff .

    Sorry you win, I was just bluffing.

     

    ...

     

    ...same here.

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