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Found out Anthony Edward Stark can convince the bad guys if they speak English. My boyfriend said he never heard of Anthony Edward Stark. I did find out that Anthony Stark's middle name was Edward.
half of the bank branches in my neighborhood are closed. My parents cannot access some indoor ATMs in bank branches. They can use ATM outside just fine.
Are you saying we should do a bank heist?... Just asking... for a friend... but I'll need 48 hours to get the old crew back together... metaphorically...
Also do you want just the ATM or the money inside too?
I want an ATM with iray shaders. And maybe aslso a Poser version?
my manager is coming by to drop off stuff.
i should fold up my futons. mebbe should put away some of my lil ponies and beanie boos. some people could be unerved by all the plastic watching eyes.
i should put a bra on. been living free the last couple weeks tee hee
nuts and legumes are different things?
remember catbert, ebil cat executive?
aww visited my wl to bring home the dino, but the steep discount gone snoozers loosers
wasnt the one i really wanted anyhoos, was just worthwhile discount. will forget the sad and listen to alice's restaurant
can i go out to eat at a restaurant yet? feels like living in a cave. where is civilzation?
Not here. And they've extended the closings for longer, into May.
Socially distanced!
Dana
may??
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is this thread shorter? wasabi hamster?
went for a walk. walking without a buppy to tow me is like coffee without the caffeine, whose on 1st without coatello
how do you do your forum rounds?
i do commons first, then carrara discussion, then i go to my discussions.
I'm starting to lose track of time... but I'm keeping busy...
But I'm fine...
Just fine...
Good really...
Just dandy...
Super...
Not at all bored...
No sir...
I just saw a commercial about adopting polar bears... I think it was by the WWF... which is either the "World Wildlife Fund" or the "World Wrestling Federation"... or possibly the "Wildlife Wrestling Foundation"...
I'm confused... because well, for one, I wasn't really listening and two because I went to the World Wildlife Funds website and it didn't really say anything about me getting my own polar bears... it did have some nonsense about "gifts for polar bears" but I didn't actually read it because, one- I don't know any polar bears who's birthdays are coming up, and two- If I did, the obvious gift is a harp seal, and three- none of the grocery stores sell harp seals... I guess I could just buy a regular seal and give it a harp, but what if it doesn't know how to play and where do you even buy harps since none of the Guitar Centers sell harps... which is odd because the one closest to me sells leopard seals...
To be honest, I don't actually know if they are real leopard seals... it did have spots (there was only of them on display there), but I didn't look close and it could have been wearing some of those skintight lycra pants that rock groups used to be so fond of in the 80s... they were kinda neon colored... actually, for all I know (I didn't actually look directly at the seal), for all I know it could have been David Lee Roth doing a guitar demo for customers... I have no idea what he's up to anymore and I'm just guessing, but that seems like one of those things you'd find out about on one of those "Guess What This Famous Schmuck Is Doing Now That They Are No Longer So Famous" shows...
But anyway...
The commercial was more than half over by the time I realized I could get my own Polar Bear, but they did mention adopting polar bears at least once more while I was looking at the screen... which was kinda heart warming because it featured a mother polar bear walking down a beach, which I'm assuming was somewhere in Florida because there was no snow... They didn't say why they were taking her cubs away or maybe if I would get the mother bear or if was like a package deal...
I'm assuming there was probably a tragic story about why she moved to Florida... maybe her husband was an alcoholic polar bear and he was really mean to them so she decided to take the kids and go to L.A. to be a movie star, but whe she got there she found out she was actually in Hollywood, Florida and she should have paid more attention to the bus ticket and also she was a polar bear and can't read English... which I'm assuming led her to becoming a meth addict and her getting into a car chase with police, but thanks to a really nice police officer who got her into a rehabilitation program the judge agreed that whoever adopted her cubs would have to adopt her too... which I'm okay with... I'd have a hard time teaching her cubs to catch harp seals... My kids are terrible at it, all they every do is play with the pups and run away the moment the adults come back.
So anyway... I missed the end of the commercial because I dropped a cookie and it rolled under the sofa and I had to fish it out before the evil shabby gnome that lives under there got ahold of it... All I managed to see was the WWF part of the address of where to send money...
I'm kinda hoping I'll be able to sort this out because my friend used to like polar bears when we were kids and I think a family of bears would would make a really thoughtful birthday gift.
I'd get my own too, but mostly I'd want to just get cubs because I want to bring them up my own way... which even though I have previously mentioned I'd be okay with a whole family of bears, I kinda thought it over and I don't really want to be arguing with an adult bear over what bedtime the cubs have or if they go to church on Sunday... I don't... I'm not even allowed within 100 feet of most of the churches around here... (it was all a perfectly innocent misunderstanding, I assure you)... (mostly)...
Anyway...
I'm going to go look up the Wildlife Wrestling Foundation and see if they have polar bears for adoption... which is actually kinda cool if they do... maybe they have other retired animals who used to wrestle... like penguins... you know penguin wrestling used to be really popular in the late 1800s and penguin wrestling is actually one of the few formats of animal wrestling (besides alligator wrestling) that still remains true to its original rules and style.
Well... I guess that's it... I figured I'd mention this in case you hadn't seen the commercial and were thinking "Gee... I wish I could adopt a polar bear or three"... If I find out more, I'll update this but I probably won't because I'm very easily distracted and I'll most likely forget immediately after I finish this sentence.
I still remember... but it's getting a bit foggy... something about David Lee Roth marrying a polar bear... right?
What day is it?…
is it day? the Manorville zoo supposed to open tomorrow, but is it really?
mebbe if i rub myseklf down with snausages, a lost buppy will find me and follow me home.
confused between crossover cable and the straight thru cable
pc to pc gets the crossover? 2 pc to switch with optimum router,
router toswitch is the straight thru?
rainy soggy out again. birdies chirpy happy. thinkin bout making home made fudge in peanutbutter
parody post removal machine. he looks like a vampyre
my kitchen smells heavenly. baking peanutbutter cookies. ...
its a 2 mile walk to get lotto tix, would suck if the store is closed when i get there
not sure where lotto falls in the essential category? 7/11 open?
... sets out tray of home made fudge andpeanutbutter cookies. tea czy covered pot o ginger tea
When I look at some people's post count, I think I do not post enough but yet others I think I post too much. Which one is true?
Do you really want an answer to that?
some have less real lives than others lol
the packet stuff is sodium deadly. i can tell i been sodium safe, cuz i can feel my ankle bones. i dont take the lacix no moars.
Neither - there's no right amount to post.
Of course there is the quality of the post - inane sentances posted into lots of threads may be considered a little needy at least.
my parents need to withdraw some cash for something. I guess they'll go find an ATM at a convience store like 7-11 or a gas station instead.
I feel like giving up. I am trying to keep myself together but I am failing,
edit I feel like I can do no right.
"Parents" need to "withdraw" some cash for "something"... I got ya... wink-wink-nudge-nudge... but remember, Fat Frankie is in the hoosegow in Detroit and Louie left paw is kinda still dead, so I'll need 48 hours to find replacements... in case "your parents" don't "find a 7-11".
Would love to go to a 7-11 but there are none in the area to my knowledge.
Don't give up... Giving up is like quitting and quitters don't... I don't know... I'm terrible at inspirational commentary as I've never really read the posters and such... lots of sunsets, people on top of mountains and cats hanging from trees.
By their paws, not like they were caught stealing a horse and the posse got to them... you know that one where the kitten is dangling over lava and the poster say "hang in there, tomorrow is the Friday you worried about today"... or something like that... I told you I never really read them... or really looked at them much...
I do like that one that they have in most restaurants though... "If victim CANNOT cough, breath or speak - give quick upward thrusts to the liver (grip above waste, but below ribs)"... I find that quite inspirational and very quotable.
But don't give up... and don't think you can't do anything right.
Dont think you can't do anything wrong either... I was like that one day and that's why I made my Bee Pants... 22,000 wasps glued together to form a pair of pants that I thought could make me fly...
I was wrong... and I won't describe the other things I learned that day too... mostly because I've forgotten them already...
Try and strike a confidant balance...
But absolutely please don't feel like you can't do anything right... if other people are getting you down, ignore them and do something that'll cheer you up... I made an army of acorn men the other day because I was bored and in a very grumpy mood... the little bastards rebelled and tried to overthrow me, but I didn't let that get me down... mostly because they were acorn people and I just smashed them with a hammer... but I could see a potential for feeling bummed out there... maybe you should make an acorn army... It would probably work out better for you.
Dont be down... do something to cheer yourself up... go back and read some of the crap I've written... you definitely feel better about yourself after that... you'll feel smarter and at least 20% saner...
Actually forget that... reading stuff I've written actually makes people dumber... they feel smarter, but the number of brain cells killed by reading my nonsense creates a sense of anti-intellectual euphoria that simulates smartifying.
Just try and distract yourself and don't give up.
Unless you were making Bee-Pants... they don't work and the stinging is really painful.
Otherwise, please hang in there... remember that old inspirational poster quote "loose lips sink ships"... I don't know how that applies to anything but it seemed to be popular a while back.
Cheers.
Can you crack a safe?... Louie Left Paw is still dead and we might need someone to "go to the 7-11"... if you know what I mean...
I'm assuming you were offering to join the heist...
Otherwise try a Wawa or Cumberland Farms... they seem similar.
Louie died?!
A little warning would havebeen nice...
Wawa or Cumberland farms are not near here either. What is Cumberland Farms? I have not been to a wawa in years as I moved out of the Wawa territory a long time ago.
I am feeling better now. Checks calendar. Wait not that calendar!
What was I doing? oh I was wondering why that calendar is still saying January and this calandar says March. I need to change them soon. It is too warm out to be January and I doubt it is still March.
Whispers... I'm not really here (yet) and you're not really seeing this for now. ;-) But...
OMG! The Complaint Thread is alive and going strong! This made my day. Been missing you guys. Makes me happy and nostolgigic for the days when the thread first got started.
I'm sorry I don't have a funny complaint to share. I suppose that's my complaint. I just wanted to say HELLO and wish everyone well.
Sorry I disappeared. I'm busy clawing my way back from a serious illness, in case anyone was curious about what happened to me. ...Not that anyone would be, curious that is. ;-) ...Enough about that, though. Just now getting back into art and design. Had to stop for a few years because I simply wasn't capable of it.
@ Miss Bad Wolf... Still struggling? Glad you are hanging in there. ;-) Doing my best to do the same. :-)