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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    grocery delivery sold out all the way to april 9  - plaint

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    Mystiarra said:

    sat out in the yard a bit. 6F today.  my 7yo dennis the menace neighbor was telling me he's starting a youtube channel and needs lotsa subscribers so he can make money.  he promised me a carvel ice cream with sprinkles. tee heecheeky

    Does everyone get carvel with sprinkles? Cause I'll go there right now... who cares what the videos are... it's carvel... with sprinkles even.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:

    sat out in the yard a bit. 6F today.  my 7yo dennis the menace neighbor was telling me he's starting a youtube channel and needs lotsa subscribers so he can make money.  he promised me a carvel ice cream with sprinkles. tee heecheeky

    Does everyone get carvel with sprinkles? Cause I'll go there right now... who cares what the videos are... it's carvel... with sprinkles even.

    he had me hooked at sprinkles lol

    my major problem with carvelian goodness, breeze blows my hair into it
    even in a ponytail under a cap, still manage to get ice cream in my hair
    gooey goodness
    marshmallow fluff does it magically

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    Mystiarra said:
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:

    sat out in the yard a bit. 6F today.  my 7yo dennis the menace neighbor was telling me he's starting a youtube channel and needs lotsa subscribers so he can make money.  he promised me a carvel ice cream with sprinkles. tee heecheeky

    Does everyone get carvel with sprinkles? Cause I'll go there right now... who cares what the videos are... it's carvel... with sprinkles even.

    he had me hooked at sprinkles lol

    my major problem with carvelian goodness, breeze blows my hair into it
    even in a ponytail under a cap, still manage to get ice cream in my hair
    gooey goodness
    marshmallow fluff does it magically

    Wear a Mk 67 battle armor helmet... flip up the visor, stuff the carvel inside and devour.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    does the serve mankind recipe book has any recipes for soylent green? 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Angel is ho humm  they coulda called it the office
    no cemetaries so far.  spike is un corpo real

    forever knight prolly more interesting.  

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    the sky gently weeps

    and i cant find my tea ball.  accidentally bought loose tea.  hibiscus and ginger

    i have to go out for eggs and cheese. kaiser rolls be nice too.

    if only my rollator had a rain canopy. laugh

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited March 2020

    cutie tea pot  

    i need like a hutch or new china cabinet for my teapots.  somnething in a shabby chic smiley a honey wood tea table 

    dunking ginger snaps on a rainy day, good for the spirits.  read somewhere wind chimes attract the good spirits

     

    tee hee heeee

    cute concept

     

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339

    Ex-tea-minate!

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,297

    I got these plates but for some reason I thought they were dinner plates, not salad plates.  They are cute though.

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  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,612

    I got these plates but for some reason I thought they were dinner plates, not salad plates.  They are cute though.

    To be fair, salad IS dinner for a rabbit. 

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,297

    Why is there only one knife per set?  (Assuming a set is one of each silverware thing). There are two types of spoons and two types of forks but only one type of knife.

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited March 2020

    Why is there only one knife per set?  (Assuming a set is one of each silverware thing). There are two types of spoons and two types of forks but only one type of knife.

    Knife and Fork to eat the main course  Dessert spoon and dessert fork to eat the dessert course (Pudding or what ever you call it) and a tea or coffee spoon to stir your tea or coffee

     

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  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 108,327
    edited March 2020
    Chohole said:

    Why is there only one knife per set?  (Assuming a set is one of each silverware thing). There are two types of spoons and two types of forks but only one type of knife.

    Knife and Fork to eat the main course  Dessert spoon and dessert fork to eat the dessert course (Pudding or what ever you call it) and a tea or coffee spoon to stir your tea or coffee

    Cheese knife? Fish knife and fork? That's avery sparse set of silverware.

     

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,116
    edited March 2020
    Chohole said:

    Why is there only one knife per set?  (Assuming a set is one of each silverware thing). There are two types of spoons and two types of forks but only one type of knife.

    Knife and Fork to eat the main course  Dessert spoon and dessert fork to eat the dessert course (Pudding or what ever you call it) and a tea or coffee spoon to stir your tea or coffee

    Cheese knife? Fish knife and fork? That's avery sparse set of silverware.

    yeah  and soup spoon   serving spoon   butter knife  I was just working out the 5 pieces that Kulay had shown

    My mother had a set of Victorian era china that had wooden Lemon Forks too.  I suppose for the lemons on the lemon tray for tea?  To still have the wooden lemon forks in a 120 year old set of Noritake originally given away piecemeal as a cheap prize-in-a-box type of thing, is unusual .  She was very proud of them.

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    Chohole said:

    Why is there only one knife per set?  (Assuming a set is one of each silverware thing). There are two types of spoons and two types of forks but only one type of knife.

    Knife and Fork to eat the main course  Dessert spoon and dessert fork to eat the dessert course (Pudding or what ever you call it) and a tea or coffee spoon to stir your tea or coffee

    Cheese knife? Fish knife and fork? That's avery sparse set of silverware.

     

    yeah  and soup spoon   serving spoon   butter knife  I was just working out the 5 pieces that Kulay had shown

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited March 2020

    the sky is still crying.  2 days in a row.

    received a surprise package from my sister in houston.  4 rolls of t.p. heart and 2 boxes of polenta.

    i've never eaten a hot pockets.  is it sodium safe?

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  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,342
    Mystiarra said:

    i've never eaten a hot pockets.  is it sodium safe?

    Not in your wildest dreams!    laugh 

    Dana

     

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339

    (shakes thread) It's dead, Jim..."

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,342
    Tjohn said:

    (shakes thread) It's dead, Jim..."

    Did COVID-19 kill it?

    Damnit, Jim...I'm an artist, not a doctor!

    Dana

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,297

    This thread does not appear to be dead, I think.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    not sure whatday of the week it is

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,116
    edited March 2020

    Wheee, my last package of PC parts will arrive at the post office tomorrow.  It's been a week since I've been outside.  I'll be donning my gloves and full body condom for the trek to virus dispensory to pick up my package.  I'll also stop at the virus breeding ground on the way back to see if they have bread and milk.  Don't really need any TP but if they have some I'll pick up another two rolls (local limit).  Then the hard part will be letting the packages sit for 3 days before touching them. frown  Or I could life dangerously and hope for the best and live life only slightly paranoid instead of completely paranoid.  I think I'll pick somewhere in between.enlightened

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  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 108,327
    Mystiarra said:

    not sure whatday of the week it is

    The day after yesterday.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    where can a girl go for a mannicure these days?  cant be beautiful with ragged finger nails.

    no table service anywhere, orders of the guv'nr

    reading the riginal dracula
     http://www.gutenberg.org/files/345/345-h/345-h.htm#CHAPTER_I

     

    was it the bronz age came before the iron age?
    we in the stainless steel age now?  the non stick pans age? smiley

    are those volcanic ash clouds still floating around? was a big hub bub a few years ago.

     

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,116
    edited March 2020

    Copper at one time thousands of years ago was able to be found as pure nuggets and easily bashed into shape for vessels or weapons.  Then with hotter fires they were able to melt the copper or extract it from the ugly looking rocks around the nuggets, then they discovered if they mix another rock (tin) into the copper melt to make bronze it produced a harder metal.  Bronze age!  Then with hotter fires they could melt the reddish rocks that were everywhere and could get iron out of those.  Iron Age!  Finding those materials in archeological digs gives a name to the age in which they were produced.  At the present time I  believe they are now suggesting that this modern age began when we started exploding nuclear bombs and they started leaving traces of radioactive materials everywhere which will eventually be found in sediments and rocks and even our bones.  And most recently I believe they are also suggesting that sometime in the future after we are long forgotten, the future people will start recognizing our age by the level of plastics left in the soils and ocean & lake sediments, and yes, even our bones.  Imagine the delight of digging up a 5000 year old Frisbee.

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    nuclear wessels laugh

     

    i haz a hankering for  BLT.
    dont have bacon, lettuce or bread.  haz the tomato smiley, carrots -not the babies, 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    my k machine tryin tell me somethin.  scales?

    i only use poland spring bottles.  how does scales get into the machine?

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    Mystiarra said:

    nuclear wessels laugh

     

    i haz a hankering for  BLT.
    dont have bacon, lettuce or bread.  haz the tomato smiley, carrots -not the babies, 

    I have never quite taken to BLT  Bacon is best on iot's own in a sandwich,  If anyone asks me what else I put in my bacon sandwich I say "more bacon"

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited March 2020

    i vaguly remember bacon.  used to like it on potato skins and cheeseburgers

    i never made  a carrot cake. would need eggs to bake a cake

    would never voluntarily eat soy or edamame 

    got a 5lb bag of jasmine rice. mixing it with carrots 1 option.

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