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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    caturday

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,366

    Cupcake day!  Now got frosting over my fingers.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    cupcake day!!!!heart

     

    smells like upstairs is cooking bacon

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    in the middle of a ice cream apocalypse, aint got none woes

     

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    I almost panicked... I thought I ran out of salsa... but eventually I found a couple more jars in the back of the cabinet, so everything is okay.

    I'm bored... There are no fun threads to make stupid comments on... I thought the "End Of The World" thread was going to be funny, but it's pretty boring and almost bumming me out... I'm starting to feel like a lot of people are looking forward to a zombie apocalypse, but not like in a fun way either.

    I should probably go model something... but I don't feel interested... I feel a bit like writing, but that usually takes up too much time...  Megh.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    catastophist is a real word?

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    ixnay on bumm  ummbay

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited March 2020

    banana buggies 

     

    boom broom

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  • BOGO today on ice cream.  But no more potatoes and only a couple more boxes of lettuce.  Yeah, comes in boxes here; don't know why.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,178
    McGyver said:

    I almost panicked... I thought I ran out of salsa... but eventually I found a couple more jars in the back of the cabinet, so everything is okay.

    I'm bored... There are no fun threads to make stupid comments on... I thought the "End Of The World" thread was going to be funny, but it's pretty boring and almost bumming me out... I'm starting to feel like a lot of people are looking forward to a zombie apocalypse, but not like in a fun way either.

    I should probably go model something... but I don't feel interested... I feel a bit like writing, but that usually takes up too much time...  Megh.

    Well, for those who follow him on YouTube, Randy Rainbow has just piped in on latest events.  That's something to modulate your day.enlightened

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    bus picking me up in a few minutes.  will see the empty tp shelf for myself.

    feels like a fairy tale

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,366

    Found Frozen 2 on Disney plus.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    Mystiarra said:

    bus picking me up in a few minutes.  will see the empty tp shelf for myself.

    feels like a fairy tale

    'Tis true... the legends are real, for I've seen it all for myself... empty shelves for as far as the eye could see... if you were to hold your head just right to ignore the cans of lima beans and beets... lines that stretched all the way to the dangerously stiff Italian bread... and finally the shelves that once held great stacks of the "toilet paper"... the sound of the wind howling through the empty space where joyful shoppers once found comfort, was bone chilling.

    The anguished cries of those with filthy bums who's journey ended in failure, still ring in my ears...

    And there in those once hallowed aisles, despair and fear filled the air... 

    One could feel the eyes of all those mysterious beings who had taken up residence behind fabric the softener bottles, waiting for a hapless traveler bearing hand sanitizer or disinfecting wipes to wander by...

    It is all true... Take heed and be wary.

    Safe journey and may the spirits guide you to what you seek.

     

    As long as it's not toilet paper, cuz that sh_ts all gone.

  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670

    i forgot that some schools have spring break/vacation now.  I was wondering why some online games I play are full of people.  I couldn't enter one game server because it was full.

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,366

    i forgot that some schools have spring break/vacation now.  I was wondering why some online games I play are full of people.  I couldn't enter one game server because it was full.

    Some schools are out for another reason, I think.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:

    bus picking me up in a few minutes.  will see the empty tp shelf for myself.

    feels like a fairy tale

    'Tis true... the legends are real, for I've seen it all for myself... empty shelves for as far as the eye could see... if you were to hold your head just right to ignore the cans of lima beans and beets... lines that stretched all the way to the dangerously stiff Italian bread... and finally the shelves that once held great stacks of the "toilet paper"... the sound of the wind howling through the empty space where joyful shoppers once found comfort, was bone chilling.

    The anguished cries of those with filthy bums who's journey ended in failure, still ring in my ears...

    And there in those once hallowed aisles, despair and fear filled the air... 

    One could feel the eyes of all those mysterious beings who had taken up residence behind fabric the softener bottles, waiting for a hapless traveler bearing hand sanitizer or disinfecting wipes to wander by...

    It is all true... Take heed and be wary.

    Safe journey and may the spirits guide you to what you seek.

     

    As long as it's not toilet paper, cuz that sh_ts all gone.

    the mac n cheese were tumble weeds

    leaving me craving mac n cheese cravings.  DeeTees

    they were wheeling in bounty paper towels as i was coweing behind the clean up robot, which doesnt actually cleanup, it cries for humans to do it.

    took a lovely photo of the wasteland,  but my iphone cant attach a photo file

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    how come there isnt more sharknado renders?

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,366
    Mystiarra said:

    how come there isnt more sharknado renders?

    Because there are more interesting renders to do?

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    Mystiarra said:
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:

    bus picking me up in a few minutes.  will see the empty tp shelf for myself.

    feels like a fairy tale

    'Tis true... the legends are real, for I've seen it all for myself... empty shelves for as far as the eye could see... if you were to hold your head just right to ignore the cans of lima beans and beets... lines that stretched all the way to the dangerously stiff Italian bread... and finally the shelves that once held great stacks of the "toilet paper"... the sound of the wind howling through the empty space where joyful shoppers once found comfort, was bone chilling.

    The anguished cries of those with filthy bums who's journey ended in failure, still ring in my ears...

    And there in those once hallowed aisles, despair and fear filled the air... 

    One could feel the eyes of all those mysterious beings who had taken up residence behind fabric the softener bottles, waiting for a hapless traveler bearing hand sanitizer or disinfecting wipes to wander by...

    It is all true... Take heed and be wary.

    Safe journey and may the spirits guide you to what you seek.

     

    As long as it's not toilet paper, cuz that sh_ts all gone.

    the mac n cheese were tumble weeds

    leaving me craving mac n cheese cravings.  DeeTees

    they were wheeling in bounty paper towels as i was coweing behind the clean up robot, which doesnt actually cleanup, it cries for humans to do it.

    took a lovely photo of the wasteland,  but my iphone cant attach a photo file

    Cleanup robot... that's gotta be either Stop & Shop, or that Glorvlorxian ShopTronix near North Port... never mind... that won't open for another 87 years, so it's gotta be Stop & Plop... er... Shop...

    We allegedly have a Cleanup Robot at the Stop & Poop... er, sorry, Stop & Shop, near us, but I've never seen it... my wife and kids claim it lurks the aisles, but I've never encountered it... all the better... me and robots don't get along. 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:

    bus picking me up in a few minutes.  will see the empty tp shelf for myself.

    feels like a fairy tale

    'Tis true... the legends are real, for I've seen it all for myself... empty shelves for as far as the eye could see... if you were to hold your head just right to ignore the cans of lima beans and beets... lines that stretched all the way to the dangerously stiff Italian bread... and finally the shelves that once held great stacks of the "toilet paper"... the sound of the wind howling through the empty space where joyful shoppers once found comfort, was bone chilling.

    The anguished cries of those with filthy bums who's journey ended in failure, still ring in my ears...

    And there in those once hallowed aisles, despair and fear filled the air... 

    One could feel the eyes of all those mysterious beings who had taken up residence behind fabric the softener bottles, waiting for a hapless traveler bearing hand sanitizer or disinfecting wipes to wander by...

    It is all true... Take heed and be wary.

    Safe journey and may the spirits guide you to what you seek.

     

    As long as it's not toilet paper, cuz that sh_ts all gone.

    the mac n cheese were tumble weeds

    leaving me craving mac n cheese cravings.  DeeTees

    they were wheeling in bounty paper towels as i was coweing behind the clean up robot, which doesnt actually cleanup, it cries for humans to do it.

    took a lovely photo of the wasteland,  but my iphone cant attach a photo file

    Cleanup robot... that's gotta be either Stop & Shop, or that Glorvlorxian ShopTronix near North Port... never mind... that won't open for another 87 years, so it's gotta be Stop & Plop... er... Shop...

    We allegedly have a Cleanup Robot at the Stop & Poop... er, sorry, Stop & Shop, near us, but I've never seen it... my wife and kids claim it lurks the aisles, but I've never encountered it... all the better... me and robots don't get along. 

    yup SnS  had an encounter in produce at the potato bin

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    remember tremors?  those shark like things but underground

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,366

    DO NOT PANIC!  I mean do not panic.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    complaint  lean cuisine fetuccini alfredo meal is disgusting  yeck ptooey

    stocks are gonna bounce back, right?  my retirement monies so decimated is no way i can go to wales or australiaon whats left

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    DO NOT PANIC!  I mean do not panic.

    mostly harmless?

  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670
    edited March 2020

    i read the benchmarks for the Nvidia Geforce GT 730.  That card might be slower than my current card.  I guess I'll buy an Nvidia Geforce 1050 or 1650 instead.  All I really need is 4 GB of Video memory and some CUDA cores.  I don't need anything fancy.

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    sigh, dont feel like exerbiking today.  40f not nice enouh to go for a walk

    dont wanna be sober either.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    My wife told me if I keep going out I'll get Corona...

    Well... I had to...

     

    But seriously, it seems like people stopped buying this stuff... it's terrible, but still.

    There have been several articles about it, but people are actually associating the beer with the virus and not buying it because they think it has something to do with the outbreak.

    It's like how dumb can you possibly be?  Then you go that extra five step... "derrrr, I thinked I getted da veris frum da beer..." Unbelievable, but totally believable. Imagine if it was the Budweiservirus? That would like rock people's world to the core.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    My sharona?

     

    whats the that meatloaf wont do for love?

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Pish corona. People dont see ferris wheels for the death trap it is

     

    tip over and drown in the river

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,366

    I forgot my hexagon serial number.  Firefox is taking forever to open.  My TV was having internet connnection issues, but I got the tv reconnected to the internet.

    Not interested in TV watching gambit which is what I call channel surfing mixed with trying to figure out what to watch on channels the antenna gets.

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