RRRR Unlikely Occupations - Entries Only Thread
Totte
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This is the entries only thread for the contest RRRR - Unlikely Occupations.
These rules have to be followed:
- The random pull has to be posted before or together with the entry in the main Contest thread.
- The image, plus your tag, image title and a few (up to seven) lines of text for you image.
Example:
Tag: Spooky#1
Iray hamster wheel render farm power generator
Now when DAZ Studio 4.8 is out, the new video cards are sucking so much power that every DAZ employee has to take 2 hours a day in the hamster wheel to generate some power, but it's cheaper than going to the gym.

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Tag: Diomede #1
Title: Hippo Dentistry
Glenda had been excited when her professor recommended her for a full scholarship to a new dental school in Egypt. It wouldn't be so bad if the tourists didn't make the hippos so skittish.
Tag: Totte #1
Roadpainter’s Paintbrush
Every time they pass the billboards John dreams of a new job.
Tag: Totte#2
Judge at the TCT (Timeless Crime Tribunal)
luci45#1
The Underground Circus Talent Recruiter
After several failed ventures Rupert Nobbins finally found his calling, travelling through the Underground recruiting unusual talent for circuses. In the early days of their marriage his young bride Marie accompanied him on his recruiting ventures.
tag:luci45 #2
The Unusual Pet Therapist
Tag: MorganRLewis #1
Title: Calendar Girls
"Yeah, I'm sure my photos won't wind up on as much of the secondary merchandise -- who buys Mardi Gras tea sets? -- but I'm still gettin' paid pretty well. I just wish there was more time between shoots to change and go outside for a bit. It's OK for you gals, you'd just get funny looks, but one strong breeze in this thing and I'm gonna get arrested! Could be worse, though. The girl who signed on for the August photos got undressed only to find out her wardrobe didn't have anything in it! Totally mortified! I hear it's because the designers haven't figured out what they're doing for that month yet, but Halloween's taking bets that she'll have to pose in her birthday suit."
Tag: Totte #3
Warhorse SPA therapist
Tag: emsim #1
Title: Rodent Real Estate Agent
Abby discovered that selling magic and alchemical supplies was not as lucrative as she originally thought so she started a side business selling premade cottages to rodents.
tag: luci45#3
The BioCleanse Attendant
To protect the health of its citizens the shining city of New Olympia recently created a germ-free environment, using advanced technologies afforded by the BioCleanse Corporation. All visitors are required to undergo a BioCleanse procedure before entering the city. The procedure is harmless to human life, destroying only pathogenic bacteria, viruses and parasites, or so explains the BioCleanse attendant (the old guy in the white jacket in the back.) He has his hands full with the arrival of the Anachronist Society for their annual soiree. (That is Reggie Boland, descendant of Sir Mandrake Boland, the original Mr Poofy Pants, wearing attire similar to his forebearer.)
Tag: Diomede #1
Title: Transformers Marching Rock Band
zawarkal#01
|:| Portal Repairman |:|
In the dark void of Dilly Donka's Mannequin Factory, the emotional portal selector became stuck on Fear. So the Portal Repairman (oompah loompah) hovered in to fix the machine.
What do you get when you
give up your choice
You find your life's stuck
no matter whose voice...
Tag: Linwelly # 1
Captain Nemo’s Apprentice
Apprenticing captain Nemo had been his dream for a long while. That it became true despite his lack in playing the organ was a wonder, so he tried hard to compensate for that. His first presentation before the captain and his honored guest dindn’t work out the way he planned..
Edit: added tag
Tag: MorganRLewis #2
Title: Gauntlet Hut
"Welcome to Gauntlet Hut, where you can get the latest gauntlets and the best doughnuts! I'm sorry, those are only display models; we're actually all out of gauntlets at the moment. But we've got some really fresh doughnuts!"
Tag: barbult #1
Title: Loveboat Launcher
After his parole, our beloved Muck found it difficult to get a job. Perhaps he was hindered by interviewing in buccaneer garb. Or, perhaps it was just that seafaring garb that landed him the position of Loveboat Launcher down at the rural pond. With a burst of air from his compressor, he pushed the boats off the sandy beach and into the water. Unfortunately, a poorly aimed or overly powerful burst tended to tip the boats, dumping their occupants into the murky pond. Muck may be searching for a new job soon…
tag: Linwelly # 2
title: teacher for old style assassinations
Sometimes frustration got the better of him, the new students didn’t appreciate a good blade or a bit of poison anymore. It was a good day whe they didn’t kill themselves during the lesson.. nnnh, maybe the day wasn’t so bad if they did…
Tag: Totte #4
Undead Psychotherapist at the asylum graveyard
TAG:MelanieL#1
Hairdresser to the Stars
Every year or so Lee Le Frisseur arrived with his mobile salon at the space station to ply his trade.
This time his trademark flamboyance really tested that theory: "In space no one can hear you scream"
Tag: Karibou #1
Title: Rapier-Wielding Security for Urban Steampunk Shaman
When she'd accepted the job as "Event Security," Bianca couldn't have known what she'd be in for...
Tag: Karibou #2
Title: Photo Bomber
In the cutthroat world of fantasy photography, studios often go to drastic measures to disrupt the competition's photo shoots, taking the art of "photo bombing" to new, literal levels...
Tag: Linwelly #3
Title: Breeding Facility Technical Assistant for alternative reality species
tag: luci45 #4
The Alien Artifacts Excavator
“You destroyed my palace floor for that?”
tag: luci45#5
Independent Goods Broker
After his forced retirement at age 78, Mei Lin’s grandpa discovered a new purpose in life - buying and selling the many “great deals” that seemed to be available everywhere. He derived more enjoyment than profit and Mei Lin knew that she could “borrow” a valuable Corsican uniform jacket from him when he was unwrapping and admiring new acquisitions.
Tag: Karibou #3
Title: Day of The Dead Cars Coordinator
Emily's plans for her el Día de los Muertos celebration were spoiled when the Old-Timey Gun And Car Club showed up and took over.
TAG:MelanieL#2
Supernatural Pest Controller
When your building is infested, who ya gonna call?
A good pest control operative needs a variety of skills to deal with different pests. Sometimes charm will work, sometimes more drastic action is required.
tag:luci45 #6
WallBusters and Restore
“You built it in your basement and now you can’t get it out. Don’t destroy your home’s foundation. Call us! Experts in extrication and reconstruction.”
(Inspired by Jethro Gibbs of NCIS TV show.)
Gopherus #01
The Wood Fairy Lumberjack
Woe to thee! Alas! Alack! You threw down your axe, now take it back
You ll slay the wood by your own right hand. Chop her down. Now ain t that grand?
You said that Politics was the last thing you d do. But now Politics is out to do you
I made a promise and you ll make it good. To Dunsinane will travel... Burnham Wood
It must be done and I m sure you ll see. For as my will, so mote it be!
She ll never get her wings listening to that witch. I wonder if this is the story behind the disappearance of the Entwives?
Tag: Totte #5
Nobel Dinner Bling Polisher
At the official dinner after the Nobel Prize ceremony, all the guests want to sparkle in the cameras.
Tag: selias19 #1
Title: Keeper of the Fountain of Health
Near and far sick and old people would come to the Fountain of Health in search of healing. And Irina is the keeper of the fountain, maintaining it and caring for the sick.
Tag: Karibou #4
Title: NVIATWAS Exterminator
Jim could always count on a steady stream of work because the horses were useless against the vermin and everyone knew the swords were just for show...
tag:luci45 #7
Peaceful Times
When at last the world became a friendlier place, hitman Big Jack Wooten found himself out of work. He received a good price for his rare gold-plated Mk 15 (presented to him by Her Majesty in the previous century) from Armament Conversion Agent Mimi Woo. When utilitarian purposes weren't found for former weapons in the "Swords into Plowshares" program, they were converted to sculptural monuments by eager artisans.