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  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108
    edited December 1969


    Gopherus #02
    Kermit the Mime: Hog Caller
    Kermit s audition for Casablanca's Got Talent was a total dud. Perhaps the judges didn t feel that the summoning of an unclean animal was a fit subject for entertainment. Although even Simon was underwhelmed by Kermit s lack of results.

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  • LinwellyLinwelly Posts: 6,053
    edited December 1969

    Tag: Linwelly#4

    Title: Hoaquatur invasion army tank squat paramedic

    “Man, you really need to take your medicine, or we will never get on with this invasion, whyever they choose someone who gets seasick to man the turret”

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,882
    edited December 1969

    tag: luci45 #8
    The Air Vehicle Valet Parking Assistant
    Mykorle was the first of his species to leave his home planet of Borostotoy on the far edge of the galaxy. Although hoping to move on to better things, he enjoyed his first job as Air Vehicle Valet Parking Assistant at a very upscale island resort on the always-exciting Planet Fiiesar, a hub of interplanetary travel.

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  • OstadanOstadan Posts: 1,130
    edited December 1969

    Tag: Ostadan #1
    Title: I'll Take Two, Please

    Sometimes you have to go really out of the way to find a good market.

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677
    edited December 1969

    Tag: Totte #6
    Referee at the TrollBall World Cup

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  • EmsimEmsim Posts: 234
    edited July 2015

    Tag: emsim #2
    Title: Arcade Game Field Tester
    "I don't think this new guy's going to work out. First of all, I think he interprets this job too literally and second, he doesn't seem to know how to play the game."

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,882
    edited July 2015

    tag:luci45 #9
    The Labyrinth Builder

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,882
    edited July 2015

    tag: luci45 #10

    The Pan-Dimensional Hotelier
    Big Jim was using a public vidphone one day and found himself tranported by it to medieval times. Always charming and resourceful, he manged to establish himself in those times and became proprieter of a small inn. The vidphone booth was a bit of a wanderer, phasing in and out and bringing many hapless travelers to his establishment. Jim's culinary skills were not the best but he served a wonderful grog. 

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,882
    edited July 2015

    tag:luci45 #11
    Caretaker for the Beautiful, Wealthy and Unstable

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  • LinwellyLinwelly Posts: 6,053

    Tag: Linwelly#5

    Origami Dress Artist

     

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  • MelanieLMelanieL Posts: 7,711
    edited July 2015

    TAG:MelanieL#3

    Holistic Colour Schemer

    In the richest of the Gulf States just having the classic car, the coolest house, the lushest lawn and the classical statuary wasn't enough. Ibrahim offered a unique service to his clientele: total colour coordination.

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,882
    edited July 2015

    tag: luci45 #12
    Alien Crocodile Poacher
    Zaarg Pr'nidzl of Planet Tk'glorvf in the Bziek Solar System made a good living from his frequent journeys to nearby (by means of the B'Jningp Wormhole) Planet Earth to poach crocodiles, their tails being a culinary delight on his home planet.

     

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677

    Tag: Totte#7

    Air Traffic Controller in Shantistan

  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677

    Tag: Totte#8

    Winter sticky tongue risk tester

    During the cold winters, someone needs to test the tongue stick risk for the daily information feeds.​

     

  • ToyenToyen Posts: 2,029

    Tag:  Toyen#1

    Freelance drone developer

    She likes to work from the comfort of her own home.

     

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677

    Tag Totte#9

    Amusement Park Trauma Team  

    When the attractions becomes more and more dangerous, the Trauma Team is standing by.

  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677

    Tag: Totte #10

    Overseer of the demilitarization of Earth

    In year 2116 The earth is demilitarized as the Aliens controlling this sector of the universe declared humans not fit to own weapons.

  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677
    edited July 2015

    Tag: Totte#11

    Execution scene body double
    It’s a tough job, but someone got to do it.

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677

    Tag: Totte #12

    Mr Van Hellbender, Acoustic Exorcist


    When the monsters have occupied your backyard, call in Mr Van Hellbender!

  • MelanieLMelanieL Posts: 7,711
    edited July 2015

    TAG:MelanieL#4

    Hover-Ferry Operator

    Although it was free to cross the bridge, not everybody wanted the effort of climbing all those stairs. Julianna and her brothers decided to start up a hover-ferry service, hoping it would be a real money-spinner.
    So far their only customer was their indulgent and long-suffering father, but they hoped business would improve with time.

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  • barbultbarbult Posts: 26,156

    Tag: barbult #2

    Wooden Weapon Welder

    Luckily Muck's lousy Loveboat Launching didn't last long. He perused the paper page by page in pursuit of a part-time position. Whoa! What have we here - Wooden Weapon Welder Wanted! Wonderful! Muck wagered welding wooden weapons would be worthwhile work. So he scampered south to Skeleton Skunkworks, where happily he was hired. Hip Hip Hooray! ... Fast forward: Fire and flame foretell Muck's firing. Whoops! Well...What now...

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  • MelanieLMelanieL Posts: 7,711
    edited August 2015

    TAG:MelanieL#5

    Mystic Lost Property Tracer

    "Lost something? Just shuffle the cards, think hard about your missing property and when you last saw it, then Madame Arcana will be able to locate it for you!"
    Well, that's what the advert promised. Locke's "lost something" was a little larger than average and not so much lost as stolen by a few renegade crewmen, but still he hoped that the lady could help.

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  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108
    edited August 2015

    Gopherus #03

    Dyno Wash Engineer

    It was Oh Dark Thirty when Nefasto showed up for his new engineering job. He had graduated with honors with a degree in Applied Engineering from CalPoly. He was ready to take on the world and was looking for a dynamic company to launch his career. Maybe he should have googled the company before accepting, assuming that they actually had a web site.

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  • KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
    edited August 2015

    Tag: Karibou #5

    Fairy Tale Creature Casting Director

    Larry knew that the actors didn't like to be type-cast, but he honestly hadn't thought that Comet and The Caterpillar would even take the time to audition for "Crypt of The Damned," what with Elvira (Mistress of the dark) vying for the part...

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,677

    Winners are now announced: http://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/61494/rrrr-unlikely-occupations-winners-announced

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