DiHydrogen Monoxide issue
TSasha Smith
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There is a big problem with Dihydrogen monoxide. It was in the shower I took last night. It was found in the toilet this morning. There are big problems with it. Death happens if inhaled. Even my fish are addicted to dihydrogen monoxide. I think I am addicted to dihydrogen monoxide.
Okay I found this on the web
The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
- may cause severe burns.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The Horror Must Be Stopped!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

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This chemical is also known as Hydroxic Acid.
People panicing over this are all wet!
I need some lotion for my hands as I use this chemical a lot on my hands. At work we wash dishes with it. I use it a lot with washing my hands. I think it is also in my hand soap.
Oh no! I went through our house and it's everywhere as well! Even the cats and chickens have access to it.
My fish practically swim in it.
You can't discount it's deadly effects! The proper quantities of DiHydrogen Monoxide can level buildings or even entire city blocks, and its been responsible for uncounted millions of deaths.
Even a small amount can kill someone, and each year improper use of this chemical kills _360,000_ people world wide.
It becomes less harmful when diluted with alcohol. I got that off the internet, so 110% reliable information.
Shower filters are your friends!
It's also has unusual characteristics that distinguish it from normal materials; most materials will become more dense when transitioning from liquid to solid. But DiHydrgen Monoxide actually is _more dense_ in its liquid phase, due to unusual bonding characteristics between molecules.
What they don't tell you is the government secretly use this stuff in fuel in jet airplanes . causing the chem-trails you see in the sky raining down on everyone . it was meant as a way for the government effect population control. every time it rains it seeps into the water supply adding to the conspiracy from the use of this chemical, & research has shown that long term exposure can causes people be become violent . The big thing that they don't tell you is in time it will turn the population into Zombies.
There are even significant levels of this menace in the very air we breathe!
The fatality rate for people who consume this is 100%. I'm afraid you're already dead.
Especially if it is reduced in temperature to just below freezing point (0°c 32°f) before mixing with the alcohol.
People who say Dihydrogen Oxide is bad for you are all wet and just blowing off steam. It's perfectly safe in resonable quantities and is usually only dangerous when you fail to follow the instructions on the container.
Huh! Don't you know that YOU are a container of dihydrogen monoxide?
I read some where that this is the chemical they use it cool nucular reactors.
It gets even weirder. Critical components of this dangerous substance only came about because of intense nuclear processes and were scattered by the detonation of entire stars.
This substance comes from _nuclear reactions_, massive fusion systems orders of magnitude bigger than the EARTH. And the remnants are scattered all over the solar system!
You can drink it if you want to, but I'm pretty sure this stuff is used for cleaning toilets.
Think about it, there's hardly any of it on the Moon, and no one has died on the Moon, ever.
It is also risky to use around pets. Here is a horrifying example of the transformation that can occur when a common house cat comes in contact with this substance. Please, be careful out there!
I have been exposed to this substance for years and now whenever I’m very active, my body leaks a version of this material that actually contains sodium and clorine... it’s pretty terrible.
Its also partly responsible for loose stools!
Dihydrogen Monoxide is actually linked to a significant number of major nuclear accidents.
Three Mile Island was a release of gaseous Dihydrogen Monoxide, Chernobyl was a Dihydrogen Monoxide pressure spike that cracked the reactor, and Fukushima was caused by the Dihydrogen Monoxide reacting with one of the alloys used in the reactor under high temperatures and breaking down into an explosive form.
You should try a little carpenter’s glue and then hammer them tight... if they are still loose, try wood screws... remember to drill and countersink them before or the screw heads will stick out.
I thought loose stools was the other kind. (Stools with loose morals, maybe?)
....just make sure there are no loose screws. That could be painful in the end.
For some years, I worked with chemical processes that used hot solutions of Hydrogen Fluoride or Hydrogen Chloride. Generally these solutions were more than 80% dihydrogen monoxide! They were so hazardous that we had to wear full protective suits when working in the area! The solutions of Hydrogen Fluoride in dihydrogen monoxide would dissolve glass and cause burns that would never heal!
Write to your state representatives to have this vile substance banned!
You want to know the weirdest (and most hilarious) thing about DHMO??? The San Diego city council, in all of it's PC GLORY, came within a few minutes of passing a motion to BAN IT IN THE CITY!!! One of their attorneys finally figured it out and managed to convince them to stop the vote before passing.
Believe it or not, I am not making this up!!!
Fortunately, it can be replaced in all industrial applications by hydrogen hydroxide.
What ya'll talking about?