Funny product descriptions

Cam Fox · 5:16AM

I discovered this product and laughed out loud at its description text. :)

https://www.daz3d.com/the-horrible-sofa-for-ds

The Horrible sofa.

You’ve passed it on the side of the road. Maybe collected it for your first apartment. After all, it had to be better than sitting on the floor. But the rock-hard cushions, the indestructible fabric, seemingly created from used tires, wire brushes and some indescribable and foul odor didn’t live up to expectations. Low as those expectations were. Covering it with a salvaged blanket didn’t help. Many were abandoned when the tenant moved on. After being cited for Littering, mass reductions of neighborhood housing value, and exceedingly poor taste, most landlords were forced to lug the poor thing up to the flophouse attic, where it would sit, neglected and alone. Rejected. Abandoned. And thirsting for REVENGE!

The Sisters in Chaos are proud to Present the Horrible Sofa to our DAZ Friends. We know it will add a touch of Class to any render. This delight comes with the sofa itself, in 11 true to life colors and scratchy textures. Each Sofa comes with a pair of matching brick like pillows for added realism.

(The fleas, silverfish, June bugs, mice and other citizens of the sofa are an exercise left to the student’s imagination, but we suggest you start with a very large number!)

Which funny ones have you found in your time browsing the shop?