Shade on Sale ... a joke

RCTSpanky

You have today Shade 3D on Sale, but only the Standard and the Professionel Version ar on Sale and just for 30% off. Last week one could get all versions incl. the Basic for 55% off. that's what I would call a sale.

 

BeeMKay

It's the nature of sales - you take them, or you wait for a better offer. And if you wait too long, you will miss the perfect opportunity. And if you are lucky, they will make another sale next week, and all software will be off at 60% or more.

Chohole

And do remember that resale items, such as Shade are governed by different rules to Daz 3D and PA content and programs.  The owner of resell items needs to agree to the discounts before they can go on sale.

McGyver

That wasn't a great sale, but it's not an actual joke, unless like you buy it and DAZ sends you a window shade with "HA-HA-HA-HA!" printed on it... That would be a really bad joke... Now I feel like I kinda got cheated out of a joke... The title implies there may be a joke within... I know you didn't mean it that way and you think the sale is rather stinky, but still... I'm disappointed... Sad even... Maybe it's because I just dropped my donut on the floor and it rolled under the sofa and there is a 86% chance the evil gnome that lives under there took it, but there is still a possibility it's because I didn't find a joke in here besides the announcement that the current shade sale is sucky... Maybe I should leave a joke in case anyone else feels disillusioned too...

Maybe disillusioned is not the right word... Maybe disenchanted would be better... Unless that mean losing one's magical powers and I've never been enchanted or have had any obvious magical powers. Although I once did pull a rabbit out of a hat... But I pretty much put him in there in the first place... I thought it would fit and he really needed to cover up his bald spot and I figured since he was going through a rough patch, what with having been recently divorced, I felt a new look would do him good... Really, it was his own fault... I told him not to marry a possum. I told him, "Kevin, she's not your type she likes hanging by her tail and hissing at children... She waddles and she looks like a giant rat with bad teeth"... Wait... No that was my friend Tim... Yeah, I told him that right before his wedding... She really had bad teeth for a human... And the tail was really strange. Oddly enough they have been married for twelve years (and have four very hairy children), but poor Kevin's wife dumped him at a monster truck rally... She was definitely a possum... I'm not sure, but I suspect Tim's wife may be a little Sasquatchie... Sasquachish... Sasquatchian? Or is that people from Saskatchewan?  I don't think she was Canadian, she was too tall and hairy for a Canadian, and most Canadians are polite... And this chick had a real bad temper, I heard she once pulled someone's arm out of the socket because they beat her at monopoly... I think she was from somewhere Eastern Europe... Kashyyk? Does Kallabacca sound Eastern European? Yeah... But they are happy, so good for them, right?   Not poor Kevin, he's a real mess... he's become an alcoholic and pretty much only works around Easter hiding eggs and stuffing baskets with cheesy fake grass at a fake grass factory. I think he even has contracted green lung disease... Poor bastard, I even recommend he cut off one of his feet and hold on to it for good luck, but he'd have none of that. What can you do... That's life, one day you are in rolling in carrots the next you are all alone, stinkin drunk with patchs of fur falling out, coughing up fluorescent green chunks.

That was depressing... Nothing in that was funny... I should change the mood... 

Two possums walk into a bar at the airport, and the bigger possum says to the bartender "my friend here would like a martini, shaken not stirred"... Wait, no that was James Bond... I think the possum asked for a Bloody Mary... So anyway, the bartender says "we don't serve no drinks to rodents" and the possum says "Excuse me good sir, but we are not rodents, but are in fact marsupials of the Didelphimorphia family, which are not even placental mammals, in fact our ancestors, the Metatherians, branched from that linage some time around the mid Jurassic period... We unlike rodents or other mammals, possess pouches... " and as he started to reach into his pouch to show his Marsupial Union card, the bartender pulled out a shotgun and killed him... The other possum alarmed by what happened, freaked out and shouts "You shot my friend!"... So the bartender says, "He's fine, he's just playin possum".

That was a horribly violent joke... I think it was much funnier in person... You really had to be there. Well, not at the bar, at my friend's party... And drunk... He's a biology professor at Stonybrook University, so he tells horribly bad, boring jokes which are only funny if you are drunk... Why were the possums even at the airport? I think I blew the joke part... 

Oh, snots... I think my friend Tim is married to a Wookie... I just saw an ad for the new the Star Wars movie and Chewbacca looks just like his wife.

All right, I have to finish my lunch and do some work... If anyone is feeling depressed about there not being a joke here or maybe about poor Kevin's terrible life I suggest you go look at some LOLBadgers, or cats or whatever is LOL-trending these days or make a donation to some charity for alcoholic rabbits or something feel-good like that... 

Have a good day and sorry to interrupt.

 

EDITED TO ADD- I found my donut!!

Mistara

what was the punch line? 

Velvet Goblin

McGyver said:

That wasn't a great sale, but it's not an actual joke, unless like you buy it and DAZ sends you a window shade with "HA-HA-HA-HA!" printed on it... That would be a really bad joke... Now I feel like I kinda got cheated out of a joke... The title implies there may be a joke within... I know you didn't mean it that way and you think the sale is rather stinky, but still... I'm disappointed... Sad even... Maybe it's because I just dropped my donut on the floor and it rolled under the sofa and there is a 86% chance the evil gnome that lives under there took it, but there is still a possibility it's because I didn't find a joke in here besides the announcement that the current shade sale is sucky... Maybe I should leave a joke in case anyone else feels disillusioned too...

Maybe disillusioned is not the right word... Maybe disenchanted would be better... Unless that mean losing one's magical powers and I've never been enchanted or have had any obvious magical powers. Although I once did pull a rabbit out of a hat... But I pretty much put him in there in the first place... I thought it would fit and he really needed to cover up his bald spot and I figured since he was going through a rough patch, what with having been recently divorced, I felt a new look would do him good... Really, it was his own fault... I told him not to marry a possum. I told him, "Kevin, she's not your type she likes hanging by her tail and hissing at children... She waddles and she looks like a giant rat with bad teeth"... Wait... No that was my friend Tim... Yeah, I told him that right before his wedding... She really had bad teeth for a human... And the tail was really strange. Oddly enough they have been married for twelve years (and have four very hairy children), but poor Kevin's wife dumped him at a monster truck rally... She was definitely a possum... I'm not sure, but I suspect Tim's wife may be a little Sasquatchie... Sasquachish... Sasquatchian? Or is that people from Saskatchewan?  I don't think she was Canadian, she was too tall and hairy for a Canadian, and most Canadians are polite... And this chick had a real bad temper, I heard she once pulled someone's arm out of the socket because they beat her at monopoly... I think she was from somewhere Eastern Europe... Kashyyk? Does Kallabacca sound Eastern European? Yeah... But they are happy, so good for them, right?   Not poor Kevin, he's a real mess... he's become an alcoholic and pretty much only works around Easter hiding eggs and stuffing baskets with cheesy fake grass at a fake grass factory. I think he even has contracted green lung disease... Poor bastard, I even recommend he cut off one of his feet and hold on to it for good luck, but he'd have none of that. What can you do... That's life, one day you are in rolling in carrots the next you are all alone, stinkin drunk with patchs of fur falling out, coughing up fluorescent green chunks.

That was depressing... Nothing in that was funny... I should change the mood... 

Two possums walk into a bar at the airport, and the bigger possum says to the bartender "my friend here would like a martini, shaken not stirred"... Wait, no that was James Bond... I think the possum asked for a Bloody Mary... So anyway, the bartender says "we don't serve no drinks to rodents" and the possum says "Excuse me good sir, but we are not rodents, but are in fact marsupials of the Didelphimorphia family, which are not even placental mammals, in fact our ancestors, the Metatherians, branched from that linage some time around the mid Jurassic period... We unlike rodents or other mammals, possess pouches... " and as he started to reach into his pouch to show his Marsupial Union card, the bartender pulled out a shotgun and killed him... The other possum alarmed by what happened, freaked out and shouts "You shot my friend!"... So the bartender says, "He's fine, he's just playin possum".

That was a horribly violent joke... I think it was much funnier in person... You really had to be there. Well, not at the bar, at my friend's party... And drunk... He's a biology professor at Stonybrook University, so he tells horribly bad, boring jokes which are only funny if you are drunk... Why were the possums even at the airport? I think I blew the joke part... 

Oh, snots... I think my friend Tim is married to a Wookie... I just saw an ad for the new the Star Wars movie and Chewbacca looks just like his wife.

All right, I have to finish my lunch and do some work... If anyone is feeling depressed about there not being a joke here or maybe about poor Kevin's terrible life I suggest you go look at some LOLBadgers, or cats or whatever is LOL-trending these days or make a donation to some charity for alcoholic rabbits or something feel-good like that... 

Have a good day and sorry to interrupt.

 

EDITED TO ADD- I found my donut!!

Dude...

Actually, I have a product you made, and I read the read-me (you promised it would change my life or something like that, which it certainly did: I laughed quite hard, and if I hadn't read it, I wouldn't have laughed. Change!). But anyway, I just wanted to say that while your talents are surely appreciated by the forum members, you really need more exposure. Do you have a blog? Have you written any books? Or do need to send you a copy of the read-me so you can sign it for me?

PS. LOLOL. Seriously. You're a genius.

PSS. I live in Canada. Many Canadians are quite hairy. Not for no reason is the beaver our national... well, you get my point.

DAZ_Thai_Admin

These products were put on sale at the request of the Premier Artist who created them and at the requested discount.