The We Are All Prime Numbers Complaint Thread

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  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075

    Three foot wide dinosaur footprints in wet mud would be a scary track.

    cheekycheeky

  • EtriganEtrigan Posts: 603
    edited October 2015
    MistyMist said:

    i have to put together a thingee for an access database i haz to update.

    Scope i think is called.

    should i make the scope fancy or use plain text fixed disk font, not seeing a scope template in Word.

    Misty, search on "Scope of Work". There are several templates available.

    I would keep to a legal style. Times Roman, 11 pt font. single spaced.

     

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Etrigan said:
    MistyMist said:

    i have to put together a thingee for an access database i haz to update.

    Scope i think is called.

    should i make the scope fancy or use plain text fixed disk font, not seeing a scope template in Word.

    Misty, search on "Scope of Work". There are several templates available.

    I would keep to a legal style. Times Roman, 11 pt font. single spaced.

     

    Thanks :)

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Chohole said:
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:
    atticanne said:

    I thought a protractor was a doctor that men go to for prostate troubles.

    lolz

     

     

    protractions  when you change 'we will' to 'we'll'  etc

    No that's a contraction    There is a difference between the pros and the cons, they are usually opposites.

     

    contractions is when the babies are comin

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited October 2015

    "you know how to whistle, dont you Steve?  put your lips together and blow"

    and unrelated ...

    Post edited by Mistara on
  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited October 2015
    MistyMist said:
    Chohole said:
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:
    atticanne said:

    I thought a protractor was a doctor that men go to for prostate troubles.

    lolz

     

     

    protractions  when you change 'we will' to 'we'll'  etc

    No that's a contraction    There is a difference between the pros and the cons, they are usually opposites.

     

    contractions is when the babies are comin

    noun

    1.

    an act or instance of contracting.

    2.

    the quality or state of being contracted.

    3.

    a shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.

    4.

    Physiology. the change in a muscle by which it becomes thickened and shortened.

    5.

    a restriction or withdrawal, as of currency or of funds available as call money.

    Chohole is being pedantic again.

     

    Post edited by Chohole on
  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075

    Beware of protracted protractor contractions! surprise

  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    TroutFace said:

    Beware of protracted protractor contractions! surprise

    Especially if they are contracted protracted protractor contractions.

  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075
    Chohole said:
    TroutFace said:

    Beware of protracted protractor contractions! surprise

    Especially if they are contracted protracted protractor contractions.

    indecisionindecision

  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075

    Planning on composing a nice Halloween track this weekend when I'm not eating bratwurst and drinking beer: "Redder than blood that flows".. should be done mid/late next week! surprisedevil

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    TroutFace said:

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

     

    I lived in San Antonio for a few months in 1987.  Lovely by the riverwalk, but izz hot.  April hit 104F.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Chohole said:
    MistyMist said:
    Chohole said:
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:
    atticanne said:

    I thought a protractor was a doctor that men go to for prostate troubles.

    lolz

     

     

    protractions  when you change 'we will' to 'we'll'  etc

    No that's a contraction    There is a difference between the pros and the cons, they are usually opposites.

     

    contractions is when the babies are comin

    noun

    1.

    an act or instance of contracting.

    2.

    the quality or state of being contracted.

    3.

    a shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.

    4.

    Physiology. the change in a muscle by which it becomes thickened and shortened.

    5.

    a restriction or withdrawal, as of currency or of funds available as call money.

    Chohole is being pedantic again.

     

     

    The pedantic is mightier than the sword. :)

  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

     

    I lived in San Antonio for a few months in 1987.  Lovely by the riverwalk, but izz hot.  April hit 104F.

    Doesn't matter now - the job requisition has a list of technologies no one human can have, so I explained it to the headhunter said not to even bother!  They want someone who can tweak the operating system, do network programming, do Web work, commercial GUI design, do technical documentation.  I know a lot of engineers, none of them can do all that.  I sure can't! indecision

    I've been to San Antonio.. love the Riverwalk!  It's too bad..

     

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,342
    TroutFace said:
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

     

    I lived in San Antonio for a few months in 1987.  Lovely by the riverwalk, but izz hot.  April hit 104F.

    Doesn't matter now - the job requisition has a list of technologies no one human can have, so I explained it to the headhunter said not to even bother!  They want someone who can tweak the operating system, do network programming, do Web work, commercial GUI design, do technical documentation.  I know a lot of engineers, none of them can do all that.  I sure can't! indecision

    I've been to San Antonio.. love the Riverwalk!  It's too bad..

    Most of the jobs I see these days are similar.  They want a chief cook and bottle washer!  they want someone who will talk the the users to see what they think they want, write out a spec, make charts, write the software, test the software, document the software, install the software, and oh, by the way, you'll be the SQL Server DBA and the network administrator, too!  Plus, you need to have at least 3 years experience in this long list of environments and libraries, even those that just came out last month!   indecision

    Dana

     

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776

    Morning. TGIF brain death iz setting in, theoretically should finish by lunchtime but so tired almost nothing iz getting done. That is my complaint nao :)

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited October 2015
    TroutFace said:

    Three foot wide dinosaur footprints in wet mud would be a scary track.

    cheekycheeky

    Godzilla !

    Post edited by ps1borg on
  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,116
    edited October 2015
    DanaTA said:
    TroutFace said:
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

     

    I lived in San Antonio for a few months in 1987.  Lovely by the riverwalk, but izz hot.  April hit 104F.

    Doesn't matter now - the job requisition has a list of technologies no one human can have, so I explained it to the headhunter said not to even bother!  They want someone who can tweak the operating system, do network programming, do Web work, commercial GUI design, do technical documentation.  I know a lot of engineers, none of them can do all that.  I sure can't! indecision

    I've been to San Antonio.. love the Riverwalk!  It's too bad..

    Most of the jobs I see these days are similar.  They want a chief cook and bottle washer!  they want someone who will talk the the users to see what they think they want, write out a spec, make charts, write the software, test the software, document the software, install the software, and oh, by the way, you'll be the SQL Server DBA and the network administrator, too!  Plus, you need to have at least 3 years experience in this long list of environments and libraries, even those that just came out last month!   indecision

    Dana

     

    I used to bitch when they started to want me to run the PCs, the Mac's as well as my beloved UNIX machines.  I kept trying to tell them, in order to do it right you need three people.  Each who specializes in one but just tinkers in the others.  Then when I had to become a network expert too that's when I started to see the handwriting on the wall.  Downsizing is a self defeating game.

    Picture this,  You're handed several moderate sized boxes and asked to hang on to them.  You say, well, I think I can do this, they're not that big...Then you realize that inside the boxes are inflatable rafts that somebody has pulled the trigger on.  surprise

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • EtriganEtrigan Posts: 603
    MistyMist said:

    "you know how to whistle, dont you Steve?  put your lips together and blow"

    blushblush I think 

    and unrelated, yes I do remember them.

     

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,339

    Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and the world laughs at you.

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,297

    I think one of my fish just died.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    I think one of my fish just died.

    I'm very sorry to hear that.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    TroutFace said:

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

    We had a headhunter problem in my old neighborhood... But at least yours seem helpful or semi-friendly... Just in case, if you go and meet with one, wear something with a heavy collar... The less neck they see, the less tempted they may become.

     

  • EtriganEtrigan Posts: 603
    edited October 2015

    Misty,

    Forgive me if I insult your intelligence, but, if this is your first time creating a Scope of Work, there are some traps to avoid.

    A scope of work is not simply an itemized list of the tasks you propose, but also a timeline and budget to which you will be held. So, take the time to REALLY think about each step in the process you're proposing. Do not inflate, but DO ensure that each minute you need is there. Almost (but not really) to the point of "Pee break (10 minutes) every 2 hours x 8 days - 320 minutes @ $80.00/hr = $424.00" You have to build in wiggle room if you need the support of any other stakeholder; that is a dependency clause. For example: "completion of Task A is dependent upon completion of Task A1 and A2 from the IT department."

    Other factors: Delivery of items, uptime of systems, calendar period (Christmas is a killer). access to building or system or resources, Do NOT forget to build in your weekends! If you say a project can be completed in 40 hrs, they will not consider weekends sacred. 40 hrs is 40 hrs. To that end... you may have to state the hours-per-day you will devote to the project, especially if you have other, corporate, demands on your time. If there must be "learning" time (familiarizing with new versions), build it in to your task hours, BUT don't itemize it as "learning". They won't pay for you to upgrade your skills.

    Graphics take twice the time you think they do. Infographics take thrice the time. Presentations... Ya gonna eat some billable hours. wink 

    The list goes on, but I hope you catch my drift. I once had to eat about $1,500.00 of billable hours because I failed to allow for the time to convert a raw data file to a usable state. 

    I am, by trade, a technical writer. I've written over 100 RFPs and double the SOWs. Humbly, I would be glad to review if you have the need, or time.

    Post edited by Etrigan on
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited October 2015

    Thanks.  not writing anything elaborate.  
    I'm writing up a scope to make sure i explained properly there are microsoft office software installs involved, etc.  
    they want graphics in the forms.  some people get upset by interface changes, color changes.  hoping it'll help if they decide on the colors

    Post edited by Mistara on
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    blankets with heat inside, oscar mike gulf, don't haz to sleep with freezing feets?

  • EtriganEtrigan Posts: 603
    MistyMist said:

    Thanks.  not writing anything elaborate.  
    I'm writing up a scope to make sure i explained properly there are microsoft office software installs involved, etc.  
    they want graphics in the forms.  some people get upset by interface changes, color changes.  hoping it'll help if they decide on the colors

    laugh I, as usual, went to the extreme, nature of the beast, I guess. 

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,925
    edited October 2015
    DanaTA said:
    TroutFace said:
    MistyMist said:
    TroutFace said:

    Talking to a headhunter about a possible permanent job in San Antonio.  Could be nice... will see how things go..

     

    I lived in San Antonio for a few months in 1987.  Lovely by the riverwalk, but izz hot.  April hit 104F.

    Doesn't matter now - the job requisition has a list of technologies no one human can have, so I explained it to the headhunter said not to even bother!  They want someone who can tweak the operating system, do network programming, do Web work, commercial GUI design, do technical documentation.  I know a lot of engineers, none of them can do all that.  I sure can't! indecision

    I've been to San Antonio.. love the Riverwalk!  It's too bad..

    Most of the jobs I see these days are similar.  They want a chief cook and bottle washer!  they want someone who will talk the the users to see what they think they want, write out a spec, make charts, write the software, test the software, document the software, install the software, and oh, by the way, you'll be the SQL Server DBA and the network administrator, too!  Plus, you need to have at least 3 years experience in this long list of environments and libraries, even those that just came out last month!   indecision

    Dana

     

    I used to bitch when they started to want me to run the PCs, the Mac's as well as my beloved UNIX machines.  I kept trying to tell them, in order to do it right you need three people.  Each who specializes in one but just tinkers in the others.  Then when I had to become a network expert too that's when I started to see the handwriting on the wall.  Downsizing is a self defeating game.

    Picture this,  You're handed several moderate sized boxes and asked to hang on to them.  You say, well, I think I can do this, they're not that big...Then you realize that inside the boxes are inflatable rafts that somebody has pulled the trigger on.  surprise

    ...been there. Managed my client's account, manged the imprinting department, co-managed the digital print department, handled billing data for a second client, all on top of having to pull and ship orders...

    ...and get it all done in an eight hour day with no overtime.

    ...for the lofty salary of 11.50$ an hour.

    ...and if I said anything about it, I'd be shown the door out.

    Welcome to the world of "at will" employment.

    Retirement never looked so good even if it is on a fixed income.

    Post edited by kyoto kid on
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Temp (°F) 52°

      seriously tempted to call taxi.  knee izza a killin me

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776

    I think one of my fish just died.

    aww

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