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  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,456
    edited December 1969

    mjc1016 said:
    With weasel you get spring roll... Take the Happy Forest Friends Platter and you get fried rice, weasel in peanut sauce, spring roll and choice of tea or civet cat urine.

    I'd rather the...

    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.
    For soup, let's have Monks jumping over the wall, and a main course of Ants climbing the tree. (Those are actual dishes) ;-P

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,363
    edited December 1969

    what is spam?

  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,456
    edited December 1969

    what is spam?

    There's somebody on the planet who doesn't know what Spam is???

    1) A form of canned meat alleged to be edible
    2) A ditty from a Monty Python sketch
    3) A form of unsolicited commercial advertising named for #2

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,176
    edited March 2015

    what is spam?

    Puréed cooked ham bits (allegedly) that have been glued back together with fat and gelatin and squeezed into a can. Intended to be extracted whole from the can and sliced and fried along with eggs in a futile attempt to create a delicious breakfast. Extremely salty. Weird texture. Loved by many. And despite its original wartime purposes, it is no longer inexpensive.
    More than you ever wanted to know about Spam
    http://www.spam.com/spam-101/history-of-spam

    As much as I like real ham and keep real ham around, I also keep my pantry stocked with Spam just so I can have a cold slice to nibble on while watching TV now and then. Yum! It also serves to remind me why I keep real ham around.

    The trick with Spam is to run the unopened can under hot water for a few minutes to loosen the gelatin, then poke a small hole in the bottom to release the vacuum, then pull off the lid and shake the contents onto a plate ready for slicing.

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  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,456
    edited December 1969

    what is spam?

    Puréed cooked ham bits (allegedly) that have been glued back together with fat and gelatin and squeezed into a can. Intended to be extracted whole from the can and sliced and fried along with eggs in a futile attempt to create a delicious breakfast. Extremely salty. Weird texture. Loved by many. And despite its original wartime purposes, it is no longer inexpensive.
    More than you ever wanted to know about Spam
    http://www.spam.com/spam-101/history-of-spam

    As much as I like real ham and keep real ham around, I also keep my pantry stocked with Spam just so I can have a cold slice to nibble on while watching TV now and then. Yum! It also serves to remind me why I keep real ham around.

    The trick with Spam is to run the unopened can under hot water for a few minutes to loosen the gelatin, then poke a small hole in the bottom to release the vacuum, then pull off the lid and shake the contents onto a plate ready for slicing.


    Oh, you don't slice it while it's still in the can? :lol: The she-creature from another planet used to like the stuff. It's got so much salt in it, she won't eat it anymore. Doctor's orders.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,176
    edited March 2015

    what is spam?

    Puréed cooked ham bits (allegedly) that have been glued back together with fat and gelatin and squeezed into a can. Intended to be extracted whole from the can and sliced and fried along with eggs in a futile attempt to create a delicious breakfast. Extremely salty. Weird texture. Loved by many. And despite its original wartime purposes, it is no longer inexpensive.
    More than you ever wanted to know about Spam
    http://www.spam.com/spam-101/history-of-spam

    As much as I like real ham and keep real ham around, I also keep my pantry stocked with Spam just so I can have a cold slice to nibble on while watching TV now and then. Yum! It also serves to remind me why I keep real ham around.

    The trick with Spam is to run the unopened can under hot water for a few minutes to loosen the gelatin, then poke a small hole in the bottom to release the vacuum, then pull off the lid and shake the contents onto a plate ready for slicing.


    Oh, you don't slice it while it's still in the can? :lol: The she-creature from another planet used to like the stuff. It's got so much salt in it, she won't eat it anymore. Doctor's orders.

    Hmmm..., never thought of that. I've been poking a hole in the bottom for 50 years. Old dog, new trick,... ain't a gonna happen.

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    ignore belly kisses and besties

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    who wins in a footrace, Flash or Superman?

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,403
    edited December 1969

    whats a Foo Trace?

  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,707
    edited December 1969

    whats a Foo Trace?

    That's when you have to use the debugger to figure out how foo got assigned the value that's supposed to be bar.

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,363
    edited December 1969

    i forgot what i was going to say? oops

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    superman letting his hair grow out a bit. looks good on him.

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,176
    edited March 2015

    "Oh Mary",... anything looks good on him!! 8-O

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,403
    edited December 1969

    I would look good on him
    .........................................................sigh, man of steel :lol:

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,176
    edited December 1969

    Hmmm... I wonder if Superman always flies straight.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,352
    edited December 1969

    There is no abandoned thread that cannot be improved with a picture of the world's cutest cute little furry animal, the Red Panda. And, unlike polar bears, it doesn't eat people.

    Cheers,

    Alex.


    Red Pandas will eat people if you dice them into tiny leetle pieces.... :vampire:
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,352
    edited December 1969

    what is spam?

    Puréed cooked ham bits (allegedly) that have been glued back together with fat and gelatin and squeezed into a can. Intended to be extracted whole from the can and sliced and fried along with eggs in a futile attempt to create a delicious breakfast. Extremely salty. Weird texture. Loved by many. And despite its original wartime purposes, it is no longer inexpensive.
    More than you ever wanted to know about Spam
    http://www.spam.com/spam-101/history-of-spam

    As much as I like real ham and keep real ham around, I also keep my pantry stocked with Spam just so I can have a cold slice to nibble on while watching TV now and then. Yum! It also serves to remind me why I keep real ham around.

    The trick with Spam is to run the unopened can under hot water for a few minutes to loosen the gelatin, then poke a small hole in the bottom to release the vacuum, then pull off the lid and shake the contents onto a plate ready for slicing.



    I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam. (baked beans are off)

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Hmmm... I wonder if Superman always flies straight.


    i like to fancy he detours. :)

    with gianni sometimes

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    I would look good on him
    .........................................................sigh, man of steel :lol:


    ;)

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,363
    edited December 1969

    my frap is almost gone but at least my cookie is still good till i get home.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 108,920
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    There is no abandoned thread that cannot be improved with a picture of the world's cutest cute little furry animal, the Red Panda. And, unlike polar bears, it doesn't eat people.

    Cheers,

    Alex.


    Red Pandas will eat people if you dice them into tiny leetle pieces.... :vampire:

    Really? I would have thought being diced into little pieces would put an end to the red panda's ability to eat anything.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,176
    edited March 2015

    tjohn said:
    There is no abandoned thread that cannot be improved with a picture of the world's cutest cute little furry animal, the Red Panda. And, unlike polar bears, it doesn't eat people.

    Cheers,

    Alex.


    Red Pandas will eat people if you dice them into tiny leetle pieces.... :vampire:

    Really? I would have thought being diced into little pieces would put an end to the red panda's ability to eat anything.

    Simple dicing, no! But puréeing and packing with fat and gelatin into cans, yes! They're hardy little buggers.

    The end product, by the way, is called SPANDA. (or in mock-Russian "СПАНДА")

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,352
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    There is no abandoned thread that cannot be improved with a picture of the world's cutest cute little furry animal, the Red Panda. And, unlike polar bears, it doesn't eat people.

    Cheers,

    Alex.


    Red Pandas will eat people if you dice them into tiny leetle pieces.... :vampire:

    Really? I would have thought being diced into little pieces would put an end to the red panda's ability to eat anything.

    Simple dicing, no! But puréeing and packing with fat and gelatin into cans, yes! They're hardy little buggers.

    The end product, by the way, is called SPANDA. (or in mock-Russian "СПАНДА")
    Bwa-ha-ha! (can't breathe...laughing)

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,363
    edited December 1969

    i ignored this thread for four days but what did i get? nothing.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,041
    edited December 1969

    whats a Foo Trace?

    That's when you have to use the debugger to figure out how foo got assigned the value that's supposed to be bar.
    ...and here I thought it was Foo Dog poo.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,041
    edited December 1969

    ...OK random unrelated to anything post time...

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  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,056
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Polar bear in a snow storm.

    black cat in a coal bin at night

    Green snakes in teh grass.
    Snakes? Methinks you are in the wrong thread!
    http://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/53372/P180/#789606

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    what ever happened to the catgirl thread? :)

  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,056
    edited December 1969

    Hmmm... I wonder if Superman always flies straight.

    He would if Wendy were on him! :red:

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    edited March 2015

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...OK random unrelated to anything post time...

    .
    Nothing is random or unrelated enough in a loose thread...

    Give me a Moist Owlet any day... Years ago after a meal in a restaurant, me and my friends were handed tiny wipe packs marked " Sanity Moist Toilets"... I was not sure if they were for wiping my sanity (there's none anyway), for wiping a moist toilet or made from moist toilet drippings... The instruction were not clear either: "opening foil must enjoy meal".

    Before the "Bad Engrish" Website I used to collect really badly translated instructions and box writings... The kind where it was really clear they were not really even remotely trying.

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