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shadowhawk1shadowhawk1 Posts: 2,206
edited January 2015 in The Commons

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited December 1969

    "Dead Post" !!!?

    Well, I guess so, because a live post would be a tree. 8-s

  • ghastlycomicghastlycomic Posts: 2,531
    edited December 1969

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to this post. It was a good post which brought much joy to its friends and family. A post that was well respected in its community. A loving, giving, caring post and now it is no more. And though the post may be gone it will live on forever in our hearts and minds.

    Let us each now take a moment to reflect upon what this post has meant to us.

  • nobody1954nobody1954 Posts: 933
    edited December 1969

    Where are the cats?

  • shadowhawk1shadowhawk1 Posts: 2,206
    edited December 1969

    nobody1954 said:
    Where are the cats?

    No cats this time .... Lets go with Polar bears :D

  • SpottedKittySpottedKitty Posts: 7,232
    edited December 1969

    This post is obviously pining for the fjords!

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 40,144
    edited December 1969

    nobody1954 said:
    Where are the cats?

    dogs tend to use posts, cats prefer a wall or your car tyres
  • airboss1airboss1 Posts: 68
    edited December 1969

    My dog went in my shoe once.

  • shadowhawk1shadowhawk1 Posts: 2,206
    edited December 1969

    SpottedKitty said:
    This post is obviously pining for the fjords!

    Nope, just not a cat fan.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited January 2015

    SpottedKitty said:
    This post is obviously pining for the fjords!

    'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This post is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
    'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
    'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
    'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
    THIS IS AN EX-POST (facto) !! (apologies to Monty Python group)

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,883
    edited December 1969

    ...no cats or polar bears, but how about penguins?

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited January 2015

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...no cats or polar bears, but how about penguins?

    I had this phenomenon (as shown in the image above) explained to me once. Since the South Pole is at the bottom of the Earth, gravity makes excess pressure in the water and it squeezes plankton and similar sea things so much that they congeal and pop out of the water as penguins. 8-O

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    prod ... poke poke

  • nobody1954nobody1954 Posts: 933
    edited December 1969

    Come to think of it, are we sure of how this post died?
    I wonder if it was post traumatic stress syndrome? Perhaps someone should do a post mortem.

  • alexhcowleyalexhcowley Posts: 2,403
    edited December 1969

    Another one of my red panda shots for your entertainment.

    Cheers,

    Alex.

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  • shadowhawk1shadowhawk1 Posts: 2,206
    edited December 1969

    nobody1954 said:
    Come to think of it, are we sure of how this post died?
    I wonder if it was post traumatic stress syndrome? Perhaps someone should do a post mortem.

    Actually it died a most painful and gruesome death.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited December 1969

    THE FOURTH AND ONLY said:
    My dog went in my shoe once.

    Did he come out again?

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited December 1969

    shadowhawk1 said:
    nobody1954 said:
    Come to think of it, are we sure of how this post died?
    I wonder if it was post traumatic stress syndrome? Perhaps someone should do a post mortem.

    Actually it died a most painful and gruesome death.

    So sorry. :-( Was it agonizing over how to triumph in a punch sale?

  • shadowhawk1shadowhawk1 Posts: 2,206
    edited December 1969

    LeatherGryphon said:
    shadowhawk1 said:
    nobody1954 said:
    Come to think of it, are we sure of how this post died?
    I wonder if it was post traumatic stress syndrome? Perhaps someone should do a post mortem.

    Actually it died a most painful and gruesome death.

    So sorry. :-( Was it agonizing over how to triumph in a punch sale?

    Nope ... something I am not allowed to talk about

  • atticanneatticanne Posts: 3,009
    edited December 1969

    It's been too cold for a post.

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited December 1969

    If you are afraid that your post is not really dead but just in a very deep coma you can send it to a funeral home that appears to be accommodating to the situation. Signs in and around the facility appear to ask "Am I Gone?" Which might be a comfort when the nearly departed arises and sees the sign.
    http://www.amigone.com/

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited January 2015

    shadowhawk1 said:
    LeatherGryphon said:
    shadowhawk1 said:
    nobody1954 said:
    Come to think of it, are we sure of how this post died?
    I wonder if it was post traumatic stress syndrome? Perhaps someone should do a post mortem.

    Actually it died a most painful and gruesome death.

    So sorry. :-( Was it agonizing over how to triumph in a punch sale?

    Nope ... something I am not allowed to talk about

    Ooh! Those are the best subjects.

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  • TaozTaoz Posts: 10,264
    edited December 1969

    nobody1954 said:
    Come to think of it, are we sure of how this post died?
    I wonder if it was post traumatic stress syndrome? Perhaps someone should do a post mortem.

    It was strangled by some other posts using a long thread.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    not to be confused with dead poets

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,883
    edited December 1969

    ...or where undeliverable mail ends up in the UK.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...or where undeliverable mail ends up in the UK.
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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    posts :lol:

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  • shadowhawk1shadowhawk1 Posts: 2,206
    edited December 1969

    Maybe this is a compost thread?

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  • Design Anvil - Razor42Design Anvil - Razor42 Posts: 1,249
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...or where undeliverable mail ends up in the UK.

    LMAO this seems like a Specsavers ad.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,103
    edited December 1969

    "Dead post" -- A decommissioned Army base.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 108,192
    edited December 1969

    Or where the legionnaires in Beau Geste ended up.

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