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Hiding some threads would be a win for sure.
Wait I got a purple banner that says because I'm a loyal Gilbert Gottfried shaped eraser buyer, if I buy a second universe then I can get an extra 2% off and choose 3 Gilbert Gottfried shaped erasers. But I already HAVE all of the Gilbert Gottfried shaped erasers, so can I not just have a THIRD universe?!
all I have is a black hole
in my wallet
Good idea, I did the same.
Although it would be nice if we could just re-order the forum sections, e.g. put the Software group below General, rather than hiding them entirely.
Wait... DAZ has a forum devoted to a type of marble?
Is it just for Carrara or do you guys discuss Breccia, Emporado, Talathello or Limestone too?... I know most people will argue limestone isn't marble, but it actually is according to the International Stone and Mineral Stuff Builders Association.
I think it would be great for DAZ to have a whole group of forums devoted to types of architectural stone, including granites and cultured stones like quartz and decorative engineered concrete.
they are more likely losing their marbles sadly
that is why they are taking their eggs out of the one basket
I spent enough time in Blender these past two days to know it certainly won't be my Carrara replacement
You probably haven't collected all the Gilbert Gottfried shaped erasers or you would seen the chartreuse "Lovin' the Monkey" banner offering you 3.6% off of any summer outfits for your companion monkeys, along with a stackable coupon for 16% off of any Carrara marble product in the store, which if you act before midnight last Thursday, you'd see a magenta banner offering you a chance to join the Gilbert Gottfried Eraser Club at a -2% discount.
Its only by being a member of the Gilbert Gottfried Eraser Club, that you can collect all the Gilbert Gottfried erasers, including the coveted "Gilbert holding a pickle" eraser designed by famous eraser designer Juan Carlo Abernathy.
Of course if you want a third universe, you could try using the coupon code thirduniverseatfullprice which will allow you to purchase three universes for the price of four, a savings of almost nothing percent.
Aaaaah thanks for clarifying @McGyver. So I went ahead and tried the thirduniverseatfullprice code and that seems to have gone through as you described so thanks. I now have three universes in my install manager, a significant overdraft, and a new fluorescent beige "Mega Mineralz Mayhem" banner that says it can be used to purchase up to 5 varieties of Italian metamorphic rock if you've checked out backwards in the Daz store within the last 24 hours. However, it says it's not useable on any product featuring DForce or a consant in its product page, or on any items connected with the "Gotta Get Gottfried" Daz facebook page event...
Thats all fine, but now my question is if I use the fluorescent beige Mega Mineralz code while simultaneously throwing salt over my third shoulder will I be able to load the real Gilbert Gottfried into Daz studio and then transport him to the U.S state of Louisiana using the new Daz to Manchac Swamp Bridge, and will it mean I’m eligible next week for last weeks sale on the limited edition Dforce Iron Maggie Thatched Bus Stop Bikini?
Thank you in advance.
To load the real Gilbert Gottfried and transport him to any portion of Louisiana, especially areas of Tangipahoa parish, you must first load four large crawfish poppers into your DVD drive or any suitable port or orifice on your computer.
Failure to do this properly could result in Gilbert Gottfried mutating in transit or causing concentrated ethereal resonance wave fluctuations that will awaken the ancient demon Y'golonac who slumbers in eternal malice beneath Middendorf's seafood restaurant just off parish rd. 51, more or less across the road from the Manchac volunteer fire department.
According to the readme for DAZ's instant matter transportation plugin, Tport- "Awakening slumbering malevolent demons is not recommended and could damage your computer in the resulting apocalypse".
You should already be eligible for last week's sale tomorrow on the Dforce Iron Maggie Thatched Bus Stop Bikini, but you should be aware that is actually two separate products, "Iron Maggie" a new fully articulated stand alone figure based on the giant steampunk Margaret Thatcher robot that attacked London in 1984 and her famous "Thatched Bus Stop Bikini" which was made from three tiki style bus stop shelters which Iron Maggie wore during her rampage.
As far as the Mega Mineralz Mayhem sale, have you tried going back to last Wednesday, wearing a sombrero and logging in sideways while doing a River Dance style jig on the roof of a minivan?... For some reason this seems to be the best way to make use of DAZ's new architectural stone product coupons.
Hope this helps.
You are in good company then Wendy, LOL
My brain is already wired to the old layout. The new layout does not compute. They took the most popular forums (The Commons, 860,876 comments) and stuck them at the bottom, so you force people to scroll down the page everytime we visit the forums.
@McGyver and @lana_lass I have been sittinng here eating my portly-man dinners and reading your posts. Thanks to this, I now finally understand how DAZ sales work.
Just one question, how do I stop the chuppacabra from whispering in my ear while I sleep?
I'm jealous. I didn't get even one of those offers and banners and sales they mentioned. I still have only one universe and it looks like that's all I'll ever get. I did wishlist them all, though.
I know, it does seem unfair. My main complaint is that while they offer several parallel universes, not once have they offered a perpendicular universe!
I'm glad that helped... but a question on the chupacabra...
"A chupacabra" or "The chupacabra"...?
"A chupacabra" is generally an indication one has a random chupacabra problem (usually May to August which is their general mating season or November-December when they do their holiday shopping)... "The" chupacabra implies a certain level of familiarity with the chupacabra, perhaps a pet or roommate.
If one has a random chupacabra problem, it is a good idea to consider trying one's best to not leave food scraps around, make sure to close all food containers and try not to leave unattended goats or chunks of goat lying about your home. Also it is good idea to not slather oneself in goat fat, goat butter or bathe in goat's blood as these substances seem to attract curious chupacabras. Once a chupacabra finds it's way inside, it's usually hard to get rid of them.
You should first try setting up glue traps around your home, if that doesn't seem effective you can work your way up to more extreme measures such as chupacabra repellent or burning down the house.
If this is a pet chupacabra, you may want to consider sending it to obedience school or if you catch it whispering in your ear while you sleep, squirt it with a spray bottle filled with cold water... most chupacabras do not enjoy water, especially water that been sitting in a nasty reused spray bottle.
Unfortunately if the chupacabra is a roommate, it's whispering in your ears may indicate it wishes to take your relationship in a different direction... you should definitely confront this situation immediately as it is well into mating season and unless you are interested in exploring new horizons, you should probably explain to them it's not your thing.
Of course one other possibility remains and that is you may unwittingly be using goat based hair care products which could be inviting the chupacabra to nuzzle your ears while you sleep.
Either way if all else fails you can try wearing protective ear covers or sticking chipmunks in your ears... a chipmunk is the natural enemy of chupacabras and they fear them more than anything.
Despite all this, it should be noted that chupacabras make excellent pets, and many rescue chupacabras are ready for adoption at shelters nationwide... They are very quiet, fairly intelligent, they are great to have around non-tasty children, they can be trained to perform tricks and do taxes and once you get used to their overpowering musk and constant territory marking behavior, they are quite loyal and affectionate... especially if you are into that sorta thing.
Well, I hope this gave you ideas on solving your dilemma... good luck!
Oh you poor guys and gals with only 3 universes. I now have 4 universes thanks to the Chartuse banner I just got to Beta Test Universe 5 (it stll needs work so I don't count it as a universe yet, and yes it is perpendicular). MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just one question, how do you tell the difference between tasty and non-tasty children?
You taste them, of course.
And the New Users forum should be at the top of the forums, regardless of how popular it is. So, they had it right the first time. The new order is illogical.
100 pts awarded for the Sir Terry reference....well played...
Simple answer is Daz put everything back the way it was and puts links at the top of the page to the different sections. So New User is back at the top and anyone looking for Software can click on the link and Jump down. People wanting to export to other software are going to be more savvy than allot of New Users, and if they are New Users to Daz themselves - it is right there infront of them.
I've hidden all the ones I don't want but I still have Daz Studio Discussions sitting on its own at the top, because I keep an eye on it for new Betas. I'd rather have that at the bottom where it used to be. There is stuff appearing in there I think would have been in Technical or Commons before the 'revamp'. :-(