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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,365

    I just got my phone fixed and put iOS 13 on it.  I cannot figure out how to delete unwanted apps now.

  • Mystarra said:

    Ever wonder if run around sue still running around

     

    ?

    a boy named sue

     

    When I was a kid I knew a man named Shirley.  What a hunk.  Big muscular Swede.  

  • McGyver said:
    Mystarra said:

    Does the garluc in cheesie garlic bread cancel out the carbs and cholesterol?

    Don't bet your life on it.

    I'm foreseeing that becoming a new reality show... "You Bet Your Life"... you bet your life on dumb internet rumors... if you are wrong you get dropped into a vat of lava... if you are right, you win a luxurious 1970s velour Broyhill living room furniture ensemble... or a lime green Pinto.

    I wish the game show "Name That Tune" would return.  I'd be a whiz in the classical category.  "Dennis, I can name that tune in 2 notes."

  • kyoto kid said:

    ...Groucho Marx actually moderated a show back in the 1950s to the early 1960s titled You Bet Your Life

     

    Everybody who remembers Groucho Marx, get out of your wheelchair and stand up to be counted.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    kyoto kid said:

    ...Groucho Marx actually moderated a show back in the 1950s to the early 1960s titled You Bet Your Life

     

    Everybody who remembers Groucho Marx, get out of your wheelchair and stand up to be counted.

    remember the lucy episode with harpo?

  • Tomorrow is Tuesday.  Tuesday is 5% off day for ancient people at my local grocery.  I need some groceries.Tomorrow will be a blizzard here.  F***! frown

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,177
    edited December 2019

    Tomorrow is Tuesday.  Tuesday is 5% off day for ancient people at my local grocery.  I need some groceries.Tomorrow will be a blizzard here.  F***! frown

    Harpo & Lucy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHRzyOttJS0

    Ever actually watch Harpo play the harp?  yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PYJgG1zZ_M and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4NtCy9MfYk

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  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,365

    I want to go to bed soon.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,043
    edited December 2019
    Mystarra said:
    DanaTA said:
    Chohole said:
    Mystarra said:

    Been bombarded by 50s music last couple hurss

    recurring theme lovee leaves loverr. Oh come back

     

    not sure what rag doll is about

    When she was just a kid
    Her clothes were hand-me-downs

    They always laughed at her when she came into town
    Called her rag doll
    Little rag doll

    Such a pretty face should be dressed in lace
    Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
    Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

    My thoughts went right to an Aerosmith song.

    Dana

    oh yeah, hand me downs,  curse of having a cousin a year older

    worse than having a birthday near christmas 

    >.<

     

    ...for me, curse of having older brothers, and as to the birthday timing and the yule holiday, mine comes three days before.  Yeah, this is the kind of stuff that turns on into a curmudgeon in later life. 

    Two of my heroes...

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,043
    kyoto kid said:

    ...Groucho Marx actually moderated a show back in the 1950s to the early 1960s titled You Bet Your Life

     

    Everybody who remembers Groucho Marx, get out of your wheelchair and stand up to be counted.

    ...let me get my cane.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,043

    Tomorrow is Tuesday.  Tuesday is 5% off day for ancient people at my local grocery.  I need some groceries.Tomorrow will be a blizzard here.  F***! frown

    Harpo & Lucy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHRzyOttJS0

    Ever actually watch Harpo play the harp?  yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PYJgG1zZ_M and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4NtCy9MfYk

    ...that bit was well done. 

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,043

    ...well went out for a bit of shopping and hit an incredible sale at Macy's got a nice long and thick red & black wool scarf (normally 40$) for 10$ on sale. 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    wool , not scratchy?

     

    snow and sleet outside my window
    sleet is noisy on window
    can hear individual sleets

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 42,043

    ..nah I wear it all the time. Much nicer and warmer. Besides a scarf is usually worn over a coat. 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    the final days of wrapping for christmas.

    wiggles toy i ordered from australia came yesterday.  just in time to wrap and ship to texas.

    1 cousin and 1 uncle  left to shop for, think i'll make it easy on myself, who doesn't love a bottle of Baileys

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    a master of the scarf smiley

  • Mystarra said:

    a master of the scarf smiley

    That's definitely not the Master.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,177
    edited December 2019

    Non-complaint:  Networking between my computers still working this morning.  Yay! smiley

    Also non-complaint:  I discovered on YouTube a series of videos from a group of guys about my age who worked on the same era computers I did.  One of the guys is actually somebody I roomed with during college.surprise  They show up in several different series but the one I'm following now is their process of repairing an old teletype machine.  Back in the day, teletypes were the primary command input/output devices.  No boob tubes.  We're talking late '60s through the '70s here.  Yeah, there were graphic display devices for huge machines but they were either secondary I/O devices or they were only for the huge multimillion dollar machines.  The average half-million dollar, 3-rack "mini-computer" and even some of the big machines used ASR-33 or ASR-35 teletypes, that could print at a whopping 110 baud (5-bit characters per second.  Capitals only, no lower case.) for their control console.

    This YouTube series is still currently following their efforts to fix this abused old teletype.  It's wonderful to see the old electronics and mechanical marvels up close.  And sometimes even in slow-motion to catch what's actually going on with all the whirling gears and levers.  What also strikes home for me is the wonderful old documentation.  Such detailed and accurate diagrams.  Back in the day when people actually knew how to write technical manuals.  And back in the day when it was expected that the device they were explaining would last for years and years and was intended to be repaired.

    For the old computer nerds in the audience who haven't found these videos yet:  Here's the latest episode of the repair of the ASR-33 teletype.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7sHxCRfoY

    Previous episodes followed them through repair of the paper movement mechanism, bit stream generation, transmission of current loop signals, aligning print head, and much more.  Today they've finally fixed the print mechanism by having to fabricate and replace a broken part.

    Other video series that these guys have created highlight old "big iron" IBM computers.  Running of FORTRAN programs from mag tape and punched card, etc.  Very nostalgic for me.

    Major Non-complaint:  A no punches pulled, in your face, spotlight on the mystery of reality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH-z9gE2uGY

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Mystarra said:

    a master of the scarf smiley

    That's definitely not the Master.

    but, he's wearing a scarf ?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    mercurial

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085

    I just got my phone fixed and put iOS 13 on it.  I cannot figure out how to delete unwanted apps now.

    In the home screen, place your finger on the app you wish to delete and keep it there... wait a moment and the icons will start to shimmy and shake... this is normal because they are now nervous that you are about to kill one or more of them... select the app you wish to murder and hit the little "x" in the corner of the icon... (or if you were fast enough and still see the menu window, just hit "Delete App")... 

    You will then see a dialogue window informing you that-  "Deleting this app will delete its data and traumatize its poor orphan children... unless it is backed up to iCloud, in which case it will live on and one day seek revenge"...

    or something like that... don't feel bad, it's just a pathetic way the apps beg for their lives and try to fool you into buying more iCloud space which is actually not made of clouds but cotton candy woven by rats in Hoboken NJ...

    Delete the sad little app and move on to the next...

    You may continue murdering apps until your bloodlust is satiated... when you are done reveling in the destruction, fear and sadness you have rained down upon the quaking apps, hit the home button to stop them from shaking in fear...

    if you don't have a home button, stick something in the hole where it used to be until the whole thing shorts out... or if you have a newer phone which deliberately doesn't have a home button, look to the top of the screen and you should see a "Done" button... you can tap that... or if your device is using the virtual home button, hit it or you can still hit the done button... 

    That was for iOS 13... iPad OS (13) is slightly different... In the home screen, place your finger on the app you wish to delete and keep it there... wait a moment and iPad OS will open up a menu window with (usually) several options... somewhere amongst those options will be "Delete App" in red... if you are too slow the menu window may disappear and the icons will start to shimmy and shake in fear... you can go about your app murdering as described above using either the menu window or tapping on an "x"...

     

     

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    edited December 2019
    McGyver said:
    Mystarra said:

    Does the garluc in cheesie garlic bread cancel out the carbs and cholesterol?

    Don't bet your life on it.

    I'm foreseeing that becoming a new reality show... "You Bet Your Life"... you bet your life on dumb internet rumors... if you are wrong you get dropped into a vat of lava... if you are right, you win a luxurious 1970s velour Broyhill living room furniture ensemble... or a lime green Pinto.

    I wish the game show "Name That Tune" would return.  I'd be a whiz in the classical category.  "Dennis, I can name that tune in 2 notes."

    Doh... replied to wrong post...

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,085
    kyoto kid said:

    ...Groucho Marx actually moderated a show back in the 1950s to the early 1960s titled You Bet Your Life

     

    This was the one I was aiming for...

    Yup, I should have remembered that... I used to watch that as a little kid... repeats on WPIX... or I had a time machine when I was little too... time travel tends to make one forgetful.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 2019

    i cant tell if i have garlic breath from last night's garlic bread.

    no one is sitting next to me  

    wonder if i'll be the favorite aunt this year, or will i lose out to the uncle giving cold hard cash

    got my other nephew the hot wheels death star

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    In the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin and his classmate Susie give a presentation about Mercury, in which Calvin's contribution is full of questionable information: "The planet Mercury was named after a Roman god with winged feet," says Calvin. "Mercury was the god of flowers and bouquets, which is why today he is a registered trademark of FTD florists. Why they named a planet after this guy, I can't imagine."

     

    how  come the Skipper was a skipper and not a captain?
    boat was too small?
    gilligan wasn't a first mate he was a lill buddy.

    bomb ketch is self explanatory

    but what qualifies a ship to be a ship of the line?

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,177
    edited December 2019

    Mercury was the messenger of the gods.  He travelled from god to god (apparently they didn't all hang out in the same condo all the time) quickly because of his winged feet.  (Although aerodynamically that is questionable.)

    Mercury the planet was named for Mercury the messenger of the gods because it moves so quickly across the field of stars and from one side of the Sun to the other.

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 12,177
    edited December 2019

    Non-complaint:  The bad weather forecast for here isn't quite so bad.  3" of snow today, little wind.  Perhaps 4" of snow, little wind tomorrow.  Maybe an inch on Thursday, but clear skies again on Friday.  Yay.  I have a friend visiting from NYC staying nearby.  He has a rented car and I get to go uptown with him where I can again have a decent restaurant meal, and go shopping in an actual department store (Penny's is the only one left around here) and I can pick up a pizza to freeze for future meals, and I can get to the liquor store for holiday supplies.  I'm glad I'm not the one who has to shovel 8 inches of snow from the car.devil

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,352
    Mystarra said:

    In the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin and his classmate Susie give a presentation about Mercury, in which Calvin's contribution is full of questionable information: "The planet Mercury was named after a Roman god with winged feet," says Calvin. "Mercury was the god of flowers and bouquets, which is why today he is a registered trademark of FTD florists. Why they named a planet after this guy, I can't imagine."

     

    how  come the Skipper was a skipper and not a captain?
    boat was too small?
    gilligan wasn't a first mate he was a lill buddy.

    bomb ketch is self explanatory

    but what qualifies a ship to be a ship of the line?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Skipper

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,365

    How do I stop a whining girl from whining?  It is getting annoying.  That girl lives in my home.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    noise cancelling head phones/ear buds ?

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