RRRR - Shakespeare Insults render contest Entries only thread

TotteTotte Posts: 10,448

Here we post entries in the "RRRR - Shakespeare Insults render contest".

The same rules as always.

State your tag, your insult and your image.

Tag: Richard_H:#01
Insult: Thou tottering elf-skinned clack-dish!
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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,238

    tag: luci45 #1
    Thou wayward spur-galled clack dish!
    Dirty Ollie was pleasantly surprised when Prince Rasnak rewarded him for a little gossip about Big Ronnie Rumorosa. Ollie's wife told him how she felt about snitches, but thought it was an impressive coin.

  • TotteTotte Posts: 10,448

    Tag: Totte#1

    Insult: Thou weedy motley-minded mammet!
    The new colony house hold robot was not really a good help at all.

  • Diomede_CarraraDiomede_Carrara Posts: 9,142
    edited June 14

    Tag:  Diomede #1

    Insult:  Thou Villainous, Fen-Sucked, Boar-Pig

    When visiting her grandmother, Big Red Riding Hood thought she was being clever when she avoided the wolf by cutting through the fen instead of the woods.  But the three pigs went to the fen to avoid the wolf also.  One of the pigs was quite greedy, and the other two followed his lead. 

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,238

    Tag: luci45 #2
    Thou paunchy boil-brained strumpet!

    (with apologies to Gene Roddenberry, Captain Kirk and Mr Spock)

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,238

    Tag: luci45 #3
    Thou wayward shard-borne boar-pig!

  • TynkereTynkere Posts: 556
    edited June 18

    Tynkere #01

    Thou dank hedge-borne varlot! 
    (Varlot meant a kind of rogue or knave who might 'appropriate' things-- maybe from the wine cellar)

    1301 x 1025 - 2M
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  • TynkereTynkere Posts: 556
    edited June 23

    Tykere #02

    Mammering, Plume-Plucked Mammet


    974 x 1537 - 2M
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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,238

    tag:luci45 #4
    Thou tottering dismal-dreaming clotpole!

  • TynkereTynkere Posts: 556

    Tynkere #03

    Thou Paunchy, Hasty-Witted, Bum-Baily!

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,238

    tag:luci45 #5

    Thou warped motley-minded giglet!

    Clara Clown-Muse inspired this (sadly unfinished and unpublished) sonnet:

    Thou warped motley-minded giglet be,
    Who findest me un-mused in grim despair.
    As thither flew true beauty's company,
    Now hither flies thy gaudy vixen hair.
    Wretched surrogate obscene disrupter,
    whence wretched hour or misbegotten clime
    Com'st thou, ill-bred grievious vixen lewdster
    To vex my soul with beslubbering ryhme?

  • SaphirewildSaphirewild Posts: 4,631

    Tag: Saphirewild #1

    "Thou craven fat-kidneyed flax-wench!"

    Candise and Frank never did get along but he always showed up everyday and asked for her by name to serve him his bowl of fruit. She was always poliet with him but he would be insultive and sometimes threw the fruit at her.

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