Just Because I Can. STUPID THREAD V for Victory
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I might stick a hobbit on the top of my tree, just to be different :-P
I might stick my stepson on ours just to be painful!
Chohole, you found an actual Fairy? The only thing we had for the tree was Glam Night Barbie and for the children's sake I won't even tell you where the tree branch had to go to keep her up there!
How the Fairy got on top of the tree
It was Christmas Night
Not a glimpse of sadness in all sight
When a young caring loving boy
Asked his dad a question with lots of joy
"Dad" he said cheerfully
"How did the fairy get on top of the Christmas tree?"
"Well" Dad said "Mrs Claus was giving Santa a very hard time
and he had no money not even a dime.
Two of his reindeers had just let him down
and all that was left on his face was a frown.
Everything in Santas life was going wrong.
Then the carefree fairy came along.
She was decorating Santas workshop.
She'd decorate left, right, bottom and top
With tinsel, bobbles and all things well
To make it look ready when Christmas eve fell.
She said "should i put the gold tinsel here or there?"
"I don't know" growled Santa "And I don't care."
The fairy left but returned 2 minutes later
This time with a decoration that looked far greater.
"Where should these beautiful silver balls go?"
Santa then snarled "How am i supposed to know?"
She left the room but she would soon return.
This time with a decoration that you will learn.
To be the greatest decoration of them all.
Mighty elagant, strong and standing tall.
"Santa" She said "where should i put the Christmas tr- "
This was too much for santa he went mad!!
"Now this is the important bit" said the dad.
Santa then roared "jeezus woman, you're irratating me to the core!
As far as I'm concerned you can shove it up your-"
And that's how the fairy got on top of the christmas tree.
Well,CRAP! I knew something wasnt right. When I woke up, I was SURE the clock read 5:20c and thought I overslept. But NO, it's only 11AM. A couplehours after getting up.
The fuse like thing for my bedroom would break as soon as I plug in my phone to charge. I can only use my alarm clock but not anything else.
A Generic Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, something happened to some fictional characters.
A lesson was learned.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
The End
Now go to sleep.
That was such a deep story. I love the character development. Now I'm going to stay up all night and tell Santa the story when he comes down the chimney!
Unfortunately, just as Grandma had predicted, little Billy and Grandpa's faces froze like that, requiring plastic surgery to return them to normal.
Still laughing! :lol:
(sings)
"Oh Tannenbum, Oh Tannenbum..."
At least Santa will be square-shaped after the climb. I could never find out how a fat dude could climb down a small chimney.
The Official "Now Entering the Stupid Thread" Sign.
I have found just the T shirt for this threads inhabitants
... and some of us have short ones.
ROTFLMAO!!! The last two post just got me. Love it!
we are told not to photograph the natives (same thing as you Americans, cameras steal souls) which sort of starts to make sense when you consider supermodels, actors, rockstars and politicians!
From the All-Cat production of "A Christmas Carol":
Ebesneezer Scratch is visited by the Ghost Kitteh of Christmas Present.
...but I thought fairies didn't have ahem...functioning bums.
Mum told me that's why they give off all that pixie dust.
So every time somebody copies a picture from the internet, then it's the same thing as stealing your soul?
No wonder they are soulless.... :bug:
So every time somebody copies a picture from the internet, then it's the same thing as stealing your soul?
No wonder they are soulless.... :bug: I think most of those nuts were soulless before they ever became famous.
How stupid is this. I saw Jade's post, and I asked myself "Do nuts have souls" so, as you would, I typed a query in google, asking just that.
I then asked to see images, and got pages and pages of images.
All of them were of Donuts
Homer and Philosophy.
My gag. The rest belongs to Matt Groening.
...LOL.
Gotta love "Homerisms"
Hmmm... Doughnuts or doughnut holes? Who cares which came first? They both taste great when they are hot and freshly glazed.
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