Need stupid prop for a gag... (NSFW)
Ikyoto
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Cartoon Poop
Toon Turd
Puppy Landmine
Visual Representation Of tThe Concern For The Public Of Both Political Parties
You get the idea
Any freebies people can shhot me towards?

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Assuming this thread is not nuked for NSFW tag... use Primitive Objects?
Torus, spheres, cone etc. Combine these artistically to make a turd.
Texturing... there's any variety of shaders that you can use if you use Iray. I suggest the "Noise Perlin Glossy" pattern from the NVidia Iray shader set, but change the colors in the pattern of course. Noise Perlin is great IMO.
Trkkie girl has dog poop
http://trekkiegrrrl.dk/prp2.htm
Also kitty litter
http://trekkiegrrrl.dk/prp5.htm