OTish... A sale wish...
McGyver
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Before I continue... I wanna let anyone who may feel offended by anything I say, know that I love you all and I think you are all super folks and I'm sure you are terrific and awesome and springtime pine forest fresh smelling.
But...
Not all of us are PC+ members, so if y'all get some awesome bonus discount that isn't for the huddled masses, please mention it in your post... It's incredibly confusing to deal with certain weird sales discounts and see people saying stuff about the price they paid and then trying to figure out if you did something wrong (like does the goat have to be in the room, or can it just be on your property to get the addition 10% discount?), or is the store not figuring out stuff right... Or.......... Is that difference an additional perk of PC+ membership?
Many times someone will say- "Yay! I got "X" for only $2!".... And some of us think- "Hmmm... I find the prospect of saving a predefined amount of human currency on this current sale to be quite intriguing..." So we go and put stuff in our carts or go out and buy a goat, just to find out after the math is done that the discount was probably for PC+ members.
Which is cool, but you still have a goat you didn't necessarily need right now.
On behalf of Unnecessarily Purchased Goat Owners everywhere, I ask if you just mention your PC+ness somewhere in your post... Like for instance "Yay, I'm a PC+ member and in addition to smelling springtime pine forest fresh, I only paid $2 for this awesome item I've been feverishly dreaming about for months!".... Or something like that.
I'll still love you if you don't, but I may mutter unkindly colorful stuff about you and your cross-species relationship with goats under my breath... Nothing personal, but I'm a rather grumpy person... It's only 87% of the time, so sorry if you feel that cold chill when I grumble about that stuff...
This is not about anything today, but I came across a draft I was gonna delete and I decided to copy/paste/mention it... It's sorta relevant and sorta not.
So anyway thank you for reading this and at least momentarily considering it... Have a great day and remember to always ask the owner if it's okay before petting strange dogs*.
*Meaning "unfamiliar dogs"... Not dogs with tentacles and wings... Those are okay to randomly accost.
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just assume, saves time
Yeah.....
I was once told to never assume... It makes an ass out of u and me... Maybe that was just an episode of the Odd Couple...
Okay... I'll just assume...
I feel better now.
Lighter...
No... I probably just need coffee.
I knew I was an awesome folk, but I always thought I smelt like vanilla and strawberry icecream and coffee and kittens. Now I'm offended that you think I smell like springtime pine forest fresh.
PC+ members get their springtime pine forest fresh free with every goat they purchase for the extra discount and it is probably only fair if some indication is provided as to how those awesome discounts are arrived at. This might also serve as an indication for people without any PC+ness of the value of having PC+ness, and aviod the annoying and unnecessary circumstances of ending up with a flock of goats they didn't really want in the first place and can't do anything with. Being a PC+ member I can tell you the goat does have to be in the room with the awesomely discounted product to qualify it for said discount. On the downside, those awesome discounts mean I'm going to be smelling like springtime pine forest fresh for a long time.
Much better than a lonely goatherd. (hmmm there was a song about that, once.). Any way yodel-a-E-hoo!
What do vanilla-coffee-kittens taste like... Sounds yummy... Most of the kittens I lick just taste like cat fur and kitty litter.
I have a lot of problems.
Was that the Yes song "Owner of a lonely goat".... "Owner of a lonely goat... Owner of a lonely goat... Much better than an owner of an angry goat... Owner of a homely goat"
DAZ sells goats too... Unbelievable... These hidden benefits and secret society perks you damned PC+ members have... It's just not right.. Especially with me smelling like rum and badger pee right now... Totally unfair.
You write drafts? I am going to need goat milk to get over that. Thankfully I have a modest herd by now.
Only when he's sober, so you're all right.
https://vimeo.com/48335996
...well if it were honey badger pee it might smell sweet...
...or you might simply be ripped to shreds
...one if the two.
...but with enough rum, you probably wouldn't notice either situation.
My cat threatened to shred my tongue if I licked it. It's a bit like a badger in that respect. I thought about milking all my goats but I think the springtime pine forest fresh scent sours the milk. I need a LAMH preset for a goat. It wouldn't solve any of my problems but my goats would look great.
LAMH...?
Is that the old Lumpy Ass Monkey Hide shader?... I see that abbreviation a lot... I can't believe people are still using that... I thought it only worked with V2 and in DS 2.3.8.9.6.7.6.5.4.2.5.8.8.9.5.6.7.7.5.4.6.0.0.0.banana.3.0.0.0-500... ? I bet a lot of newbies never even heard of that one, or even get that what that is about.
Incidentally... Never lick a cat unless invited to do so... Both literally or euphemistically.
Just sayin...
...but they don't stick to the walls as well if you don't lick them first.
You win.