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VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,523
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I am a scientist speaking here on behalf of my patients. They are complaining that they are quite lonely and refuse to continue participating in experiments until they have been given uitable companions. My patients are all undead heteroseual males who have the preference of equally undead heterosexual females. However, it is not our area of expertise in the highly defined three-dimensional creation of such.

Also, I have found that what I did not initially believe would pose a problem upon purchase of my specimens is actually quite important. Said specimens have behaved bitterly as though offended to6 discover the absence of a certain appendage -- that is, their rotted male genitals -- and have demanded it be returned or replaced, threatening us with an apocalypse.

I have therefore sent forth this request as a cry for help as much as a forewarning. I do not wish to be held responsible for the possible doom of many hundreds of thousands of lives to be lost to dissatisfied undead. In sum, I am requesting undead females in HD and rotted male genitals. This could lead to a new study of the necroreproductive system and zombirth.

Sincerely,

Dr. Light

 

P.S. I'm not really a scientist.

Comments

  • fred9803fred9803 Posts: 1,565

    I would be very hard to provide genitals, sorry "Anatomical Elements", for the undead as we don't actually know what they would look like, and weather or not they would repond appropriately to stimulus. Picture a shriveled sausage for the male species, probably something even less attractive for the female. Bearing in mind their over-riding interest is only for "brains", the thought of procreation probably never enters their heads. The Daz-think philosophy is that only healthy adults can have textures for their junk. No wonder all the zomboids look so unhappy.

  • James_HJames_H Posts: 1,091

    It's not so much procreation, to my mind, as the unlikelieness of keeping clothing on when stumbling around in a frenzy craving brains.

  • fred9803fred9803 Posts: 1,565

    It seems even a zomboid reatains some lingering elemnets of common decency and will hide they're stuff come hell or high water. It's cool to know that even when I'm dead and rotting and in search of brains, I'm never going to let anyone get a peep at my nether regions. If Daz was run by Swedes rather than Americans how different things would be. There'd be no such prissy hang-ups about about the naked body.

  • Pack58Pack58 Posts: 750

    Yeah, my animated "Undeath in Venice" is still awaiting good junk :-(

    Two G2M HD Zombies. Yay. Both iRay neuters. Not so yay. Lucky I've got M3's bits and PaintShop :-)

     

    Here's a sample......  oh, hang on. Do zombies count as critters or folks for nudity??

  • mrposermrposer Posts: 1,134

    One solution is to use the Internal Organs in the Anatomy bundles which include the internal male genital stuff and have the "rotten" option.... then just make the outer skin invisible. I think they just have it for M4 but could be fitted for one of the Genesis characters. 

  • James_HJames_H Posts: 1,091
    mrposer said:

    One solution is to use the Internal Organs in the Anatomy bundles which include the internal male genital stuff and have the "rotten" option.... then just make the outer skin invisible. I think they just have it for M4 but could be fitted for one of the Genesis characters. 

    You, sir, have a devious mind. Tasty!

  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,523

    Oh, come on! You can't think all zombies are brain starved.

    This Tales from the Crypt episode has a female zo--um, should I spoil?

  • ChuckdozerChuckdozer Posts: 453

    Wow... and, just... wow! Oh yes... and let's not forget... EEEwwwww!

    I've seen a dead guy's penis.... and it wasn't pretty. I'm not sure where this "Anatomical Elements" jargon came from, but when referencing zombies, anatomical elements could be any number of body parts that might suddenly and unexpectedly detach.

    There used to be an M4 Zombie with genital textures in RawArt's store, but sadly it's no longer there.

    If you think your male zombie problem is bad, just take a look at http://www.daz3d.com/grim .... not only does he not have any genitalia... he doesn't even have a groin area; just an big empty hole. So sad... crying

  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,523

    Yeah, poor Grim missed the small advancement...

    The closest thing to a female zombie is probably the G1 Zombie, but I'm not fond of it -- I mean, myspecimens aren't fond of it. They say it looks more like an alien and that she "isn't disgusting enough" for them. That's their way of saying they aren''t attracted. By geez, such strange beings!

  • Pack58Pack58 Posts: 750

    Have you see this http://www.daz3d.com/zombie-bundle ?

  • TSasha SmithTSasha Smith Posts: 27,266
    Pack58 said:

    Have you see this http://www.daz3d.com/zombie-bundle ?

    I did not know that I already bought that.  Wow Cool!

    I have been wondering if Zombie gals can be pregnant and how do they get pregnant? (not that I need to know where human babies come from, just zombie babies as I am not sure if undead dudes' parts work or not)   Maybe a half zombie baby is possible if a regular dude falls in love with a zombie girl, but how can a zombie dude's parts work if the rest of his body barely does?

     

    hmmmm, it must depend on the author and what the rules of that fiction world are.

  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,523

    I have a hypothesis. Wouldni't yyou lijkje to know? :P

  • AnotherUserNameAnotherUserName Posts: 2,727

    yeslaugh

     

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  • VIArtsVIArts Posts: 1,523

    Awwww...such a cute couyple.

     

    *barfs when they're not looking*

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