Welcome, one and all, to the Valdaz Industries latest weapons fair!

First up, the Embaconator! Guaranteed to drive you hog wild as it turns your enemies into crispy critters!

Prefer a nonlethal approach? The Transmission Targeted Taffy Tangler will have your targets wrapped up in gooey, fruity confection and immobilized by its sticky sweetness!

And for our deviously evil customers we have the Weasel Launcher fires a self-guided genetically engineered weasel to devour your foe's supplies! Just remember, do not feed your ammo before firing!