I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

Where do you live? So I can never, ever go there.

I live in Central Texas, but that is the first time in my life I have EVER seen one.. I don't know if the shampoo killed him.. I think it was bedhead shampoo ..i don't use it cuz it dries my hair out, I shouldv'e taken a picture of him.  McGyver  hahah yeah, I wonder if there is a toon scorpion I could put in a scene... with bedhead hair

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

Dana

I don't know if the shampoo killed him or not.. he wasn't there when I got home - shower floor full of bubbles and got a cleaning  - at least it wasn't my good shampoo

He probably felt fresh and clean and went out for a night on the town... Scorpions are very proud of their personal hygiene.

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

Dana

I don't know if the shampoo killed him or not.. he wasn't there when I got home - shower floor full of bubbles and got a cleaning  - at least it wasn't my good shampoo

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

Dana

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

Where do you live? So I can never, ever go there.

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

Aren't you supposed to use conditioner first?

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped my crappy shampoo on it

But they don't have hair ......

I found a 2 inch long scorpion in my shower this morning so I was late for work.  I dumped shampoo on it

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Now let's hope I have time to play, this was a weird pull, just weables, hair and figures, at least  think so.... haven't looked very close ;-)

Ok so as Ive gotten a lot of questions about this, I figured Id get into my plans for this series (at least a little bit) I sort of cover it in the PDF (but if u dont own the set, u cant really see that)

So yeah, Divinity has been rebooted. The series as it existed before will be retired (This includes Olympian Goddess and Hera/Godspeed/Serpent Goddess and Scorpion God) To be clear, not retired from the store tho (at least not til it stops selling) Just not affiliated with the reboot.

Going forward, I have completely redesigned these gods (tho serpent goddess and scorpion god arent really gods per se) Thats precisely why Im rebooting it.... I was just all over the place before, and there was no real cohesion to the series, no branding, and so forth. Now there is. And now, it even has fancy medallions that will tell you which pantheon and edition it is on the main promo.

As you may have guessed, war infers armor. Grace infers more elegant costumes, and Doom... well, thats dark or evil

So far, Greek and Egyptian are planned. But if the series gains traction, I may expand into Norse, Celtic, Aztec and other pantheons. Not to mention offshoots containing monsters/creatures. And yes, that means males too.

You beat me to the punch with this one. I was going to suggest again that we need more standing around poses. Not doing anything but standing around....

https://www.daz3d.com/z-utility-series-simply-standing--poses-and-partials-for-genesis-3-and-8

So far, you are killing it with the Partials and Mirrors....and the mix-n-match-ability....

How about......

Taking A Punch Poses.

It's not the ones where the person is doubled over and flying through the air, but standing up, stunned. Staggering and also that the punch just landed so the head is turned away from the blow.

Mostly, I would expend the legs to sag a bit but mostly the arms to draped also- poses where the person is collapsing- like they have been knocked out and are slumping down to the floor/canvass.

If you want to expand the set to puncher and ..punchee, that would be cool, but I want to avoid BOXING poses and there are a few of those, although UFC, Mixed Martial Arts style is still a thing...

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If you happen to read this and still be here, Jiu jitsu poses and grappling of all sorts would be cool, 

Even classic WWE/WWF style wrestling - with all the finishers.....

Small package, Boston Crab, Sharp Shooter/scorpion Deathlock, Lion Tamer, Choke Slams, Power Bombs, flying elbows, Sleeper Holds, STF (I know, I'm pushing it with that one) Suplex, Cradles, Arm bars etc....

Happy Independence Day, everyone here in the U.S.!

Dana

4th of July.  Sometime around noon I'm going out to find me a hot dog.  Can't have the 4th of July without a hot dog, mustard, ketsup* & pickle relish.

Noooo... Nooo... No... Dats not a hot dawg... Ya gotta have dem red onions and da sauerkraut...

Well, if it's gonna be a real New York hot dog...

It's gotta be cooked in old grey water that's been handed down for generations from hot dog man to hot dog man... The essence of a million pigs, horses and platypuses infused throughout.

It can not be idly placed on the bun with tongs (or thongs... I forget which ones are the metal grabber things)...

No... The hot dog master must handle the wiener with his filthy hands... I probably should have said frankfurter... That might be conjuring different imagery... But anyway...

For the gastronomic delight that is the only true hot dog on this planet (Palifraxian "Pig Stix" are a good substitute, but in Palifrax "Pig" is a shrimp like beetle kinda thing that wallows in sewage... So... I don't really know why I brought that up other than they taste a lot like NYC hot dog cart dogs... If you can get past the wallowing in sewage thing... Which I probably shouldn't have mentioned... Not that Palifraxian anythings are readily available on earth at the present time)... Anyway...

Only by handling your wiener with his filthy hands... Sorry... Only by handling the frankfurter with his filthy hands, can one hope to absorb the essence of the true NYC hot dog experience... The fly hot dog man swatted... The armpit he keeps scratching... The rest room wall he was leaning on... The hot dog water rat he was petting earlier (they are specially trained to paddle about in the water at the end of the day to keep the water moving and prevent it from solidifying or reaching critical nitrate mass which might result in a "wiener water fire", like the one that burned down Luxembourgtown in lower Manhattan in 1916)... The filthy smock that he keeps wiping his hands on, which has never been washed in generations... Which bears the essence and sweat of hundreds, if not thousands of hot dog men... 

Yes... They may sell "essence of hot dog man" in fancy boutique foodie stores, claiming to be made from "the drippings hand wrung from only the dampest smocks of the dampest hot dog men of NYC"... But I assure you, they are mostly just badger sweat and old sock water, because no real hot dog man would part with his smock unless someone offered him money for it or something... No drippings squeezed from any sweaty mammals or soggy footwear can remotely hope to substitute for that culinary bouquet of flavors.

And don't let anyone tell you that NYC hot dogs "aren't what they used to be"... I'm not suggesting you hit them with a chair or something before they finish their sentence... I mean "don't believe that"...  That's falafel cart propaganda... Even if an extraterrestrial mole rat thing (Hvjindac? Hvjindakian?... Megh, "mole rat men")... Even if one of those mole rat guys sells you a hot dog, it is part of the continuing evolution of the flavor of the NYC hot dog.

Sure, the "original" NYC hot dogs may have only been pig and horse, and maybe the smocks and the hot dog water were less sweaty and ratty back then, but what is the real NYC hot dog known throughout the galaxy is the product, literally of the sweat and flavors of generations of "hot dog men" and hundred of different species and their drippings.

You know, when I read that back... There is probably a lot of stuff I shouldn't have said if I wanted to encourage someone to actually eat a NYC hot dog... Actually most of what I said... Actually... Ignore everything past "sauerkraut".

I'm just saying that although other cities and planets may have their own iconic versions of what is an approximation of a "hot dog", the most complete bouquet of flavors and bacterium of any of these foods are the NYC hot dogs... They are the culmination of the flavors of countless species and civilizations from across the galaxy, the likes of which can be found nowhere else... Except maybe in the Jellied Eels of good old London and the Bobalark extrusions of Pizpotintoc. 

And it's really not fair to bring eels and bobalarks into a discussion about multi species extruded meat products... I mean where do you even get real bobalark extrusions or questionable jellied eels anymore?

Nowadays it's all about "food safety" and "avoiding plagues"... 

Pffft... If I wanted to "play it safe" I wouldn't have invented Bee Pants™ or the Scorpion Pillow™... And I thank all these stupid foodie shows and books for that stupid concept.

Nowadays the foodies will tell you, you have to go to a little stall in Nepal to get the only real Momo, hand dumplinged by the one eyed man with the parrot... Or that guy with the only chile cart in all of Denmark, who walked all the way from El Salvador just to fulfill his childhood dream of walking to Denmark to sell overcooked beans... 

You can't just have a cup of coffee, it has to be made from an exotic bean grown somewhere exotic and plucked from the droppings of some catlike mammal, then each bean has to be individually hand roasted and ground with a special silver bean grinder...

Bah... Real coffee is swept off the factory floor with the rat hairs and shoe crumbs of the coffee stompers... 

And what is street vendor food now anyway? It's "gourmet" food... Most of it isn't even sold out of wagons, carts, small stalls or wheeled troughs anymore... Everything comes from a food truck or some sanitized modern stainless steel mobile booth... 

What of the drippings, sweat and bacteria that made street food like hot dogs, philly cheese steaks and kebabs the gritty (literally) and bacterially wholesome foods they were.

No, now you get healthy $28 gourmet sandwiches served completely plague-free from polite food truck people who you are more likely to see featured on some episode of a stupid Food Channel show, than in a police lineup or wanted poster.

What the hell, man... Really... That's not street food.

But I digress... 

I started this all on the subject of NYC hot dogs... Which if you've had all your shots and inoculations, and are in relatively great health and not subject to seizures or have never been bitten by a rabid platypus, are really the best hot dogs you can find on earth, that probably won't kill you outright.

But you have to eat them with the brownish mustard, the sauerkraut and red onion slop on the stale bun... Or seriously they'll just kill you right away.

I believe adding those components acts as some sort of antidote to the rat sweat and horse hoof jam toxins.

Yeah, that's it... If you are ever in NYC, you have to try one... They aren't as easy to find as they used to be, now it's mostly Shawarma-mobiles and Sheebooshkablobalob Foodbots (unless you are reading this before 2085)... But if you come across one in some dark alley or if you are being chased through the sewers by hungry C.H.U.Ds, you really have to stop and grab one...

Seriously, if not for the taste experience, to save your life... Those hot dogs are to C.H.U.Ds, like garlic is to old fashioned vampires (not the sparkly shirtless teenage ones).

Well... Enough... Cheers and beers, till later.

That Gremlin... D: Could you give it a slight enough alteration to get away with copyright? That seemed to be what Petipet's done with their Cylon Raider-alike. Give it a more human-like number fo figners or something like that?

Or turn it into the G2 spider hybrid! Maybe an original scorpion version of that? :D

The scorpion king is notorious for bad CGI .The fight sceen with Neo n 100's of Mr Smiths better but still.

Superman gets real close. Starwars Governor Wilhuff "Grand Moff" Tarkin ,No comment.

Kingdom of heaven nailed it best CGI dudes I've ever seen.

If Hollywood pro's with millions of dollars budget. Can't do realism ,Whats the odd's of are not millions budgets home grown armatures doing realism ?

"Planet Of The Silicates"

No Counts:

V4 as the heroine

Freebies:

1) The heroine's boots, gloves, helmet, airtank, and ray gun from Flesh Forge's "Encounter V4" - https://www.sharecg.com/v/46946/browse/11/Poser/Encounter-V4
2) The heroine's leotard from Mint3D's "Existenze V4 clothing" - https://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/existenze-v4-clothing/67409
3) The heroine's skin texture from Syltermermaid's "Serafina V4.2" - https://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/serafina-v4-2/75949
4) The heroine's hair: Mylochka's "TPrea hair for V3 and V4" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/46434/browse/11/Poser/TPrea-hair-for-V3-and-V4
5) The big nasty tree silicate behind her: KnochenKater's (formerly AncestorsRelic's) "Ya-Te-Veo: The Maneating Tree" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/53423/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Ya-Te-Veo-The-Maneating-Tree
6) The big nasty venus flytrap silicate on the ground in front of her: KnochenKater's (AncestorsRelic's) "Hydravora - The carnivorous Plant" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/54067/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Hydravora-The-carnivorous-Plant
7) The nasty spiky silicate coming in fromthe upper left: Ethin's "Crown Of Scorpion Stings" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/30009/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/crown-of-scrpion-stings
8) The harmless looking (but decidedly dangerous - you'll have to read the story to find out how)pile of balls silicate: Ethin's "Podtowers" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/73662/gallery/11/Poser/Podtowers
9) The ferny silicate with ominous person-sized podules: Ethin's "Sky Fern For Poser" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/61210/browse/11/Poser/Sky-Fern-for-Poser (there's a separate DS one too)

The January 2018 Issue Of Unbelievable Tales

(Out Soon In Bookstores On A Nearby Planet)

 

 

I think that "Terror Of The Silicates" would probably have been a better title for the story in question... but that title just has to be a story about alien breast implants !

 

No Counts:

V4 as the heroine

Freebies:

1) The heroine's boots, gloves, helmet, airtank, and ray gun from Flesh Forge's "Encounter V4" - https://www.sharecg.com/v/46946/browse/11/Poser/Encounter-V4
2) The heroine's leotard from Mint3D's "Existenze V4 clothing" - https://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/existenze-v4-clothing/67409
3) The heroine's skin texture from Syltermermaid's "Serafina V4.2" - https://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/serafina-v4-2/75949
4) The heroine's hair: Mylochka's "TPrea hair for V3 and V4" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/46434/browse/11/Poser/TPrea-hair-for-V3-and-V4
5) The big nasty tree silicate behind her: KnochenKater's (formerly AncestorsRelic's) "Ya-Te-Veo: The Maneating Tree" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/53423/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Ya-Te-Veo-The-Maneating-Tree
6) The big nasty venus flytrap silicate on the ground in front of her: KnochenKater's (AncestorsRelic's) "Hydravora - The carnivorous Plant" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/54067/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Hydravora-The-carnivorous-Plant
7) The nasty spiky silicate coming in fromthe upper left: Ethin's "Crown Of Scorpion Stings" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/30009/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/crown-of-scrpion-stings
8) The harmless looking (but decidedly dangerous - you'll have to read the story to find out how)pile of balls silicate: Ethin's "Podtowers" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/73662/gallery/11/Poser/Podtowers
9) The ferny silicate with ominous person-sized podules: Ethin's "Sky Fern For Poser" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/61210/browse/11/Poser/Sky-Fern-for-Poser (there's a separate DS one too)

 

(I have a feeling that I may also be able to shoe-horn "The Pixie Men Of Pangolin" into the "Cement Jungle" theme...)

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theres more scorpion kings?

Yup. 4 altogether. Second one is when Matias was young. Awesome!

i'se way behind on resident evil, only up to Extinction.

Me too 

watched the latest Transformers, Anthony Hopkins is in it.  He's Welsh, i think.

I haven't seen that one yet. 

Scorpion King 2 - Rise of a Warrior

Scorpion King 3 - Battle for Redemption

Scorpion King 4 - The Quest for Power

theres more scorpion kings?

i'se way behind on resident evil, only up to Extinction.

watched the latest Transformers, Anthony Hopkins is in it.  He's Welsh, i think.

Good flick

I don't think I've seen Scorpion King 4. I like 1, 2 and 3 though. The new SK in 3 (and 4) was a really cool lightning-wielding hero in a show I used to watch called Mutant-X

The January 2018 Issue Of Unbelievable Tales

(Out Soon In Bookstores On A Nearby Planet)

Edit: second version of the image has minor fixes to the heroine (proper hand pose, poke-through fixes on leotard and helmet,and improved visor material) and a few modifications/additions to the overlaid text.

I think that "Terror Of The Silicates" would probably have been a better title* for the story in question... but that title just has to be a story about alien breast implants ! Edit: The publishers decided that "Planet Of The Silicates" was the best title for the featured story, and requested a different précis of the tale.

No Counts:

V4 as the heroine

Freebies:

1) The heroine's boots, gloves, helmet, airtank, and ray gun from Flesh Forge's "Encounter V4" - https://www.sharecg.com/v/46946/browse/11/Poser/Encounter-V4
2) The heroine's leotard from Mint3D's "Existenze V4 clothing" - https://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/existenze-v4-clothing/67409
3) The heroine's skin texture from Syltermermaid's "Serafina V4.2" - https://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/serafina-v4-2/75949
4) The heroine's hair: Mylochka's "TPrea hair for V3 and V4" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/46434/browse/11/Poser/TPrea-hair-for-V3-and-V4
5) The big nasty tree silicate behind her: KnochenKater's (formerly AncestorsRelic's) "Ya-Te-Veo: The Maneating Tree" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/53423/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Ya-Te-Veo-The-Maneating-Tree
6) The big nasty venus flytrap silicate on the ground in front of her: KnochenKater's (AncestorsRelic's) "Hydravora - The carnivorous Plant" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/54067/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Hydravora-The-carnivorous-Plant
7) The nasty spiky silicate coming in fromthe upper left: Ethin's "Crown Of Scorpion Stings" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/30009/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/crown-of-scrpion-stings
8) The harmless looking (but decidedly dangerous - you'll have to read the story to find out how)pile of balls silicate: Ethin's "Podtowers" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/73662/gallery/11/Poser/Podtowers
9) The ferny silicate with ominous person-sized podules: Ethin's "Sky Fern For Poser" - http://www.sharecg.com/v/61210/browse/11/Poser/Sky-Fern-for-Poser (there's a separate DS one too)

(I have a feeling that I may also be able to shoe-horn "The Pixie Men Of Pangolin" into the "Cement Jungle" theme...)

*than "The Cement Jungle", not than "Planet Of The Silicates" - the comment was for the original image.