"So there we were, British ships off the port side readyin' their cannons, French galleons off the starboard side preparin to board us, and what does Captain Orange Beard do but order us to drop the sails and weigh the anchor... we thought he was bloomin mad as a hatter. But that wily old sea dog knew them waters better then them other two captains... cause lurkin under them waves were some sand bars and the old ocean was a high tide so ya couldn't see them like... well we heards a tremendous crash and the Brits ran right into one of them bar, knockin the bottom right out of er. The French took a hit themselves and ran a dry right on a rocky ledge. That ship is still there to this day laddie, beached on that bar, with a hole the size of Neptune's maw." - First Mate "Scubber" Bamber Brownbottom

"Don't love the ocean... because it won't love you back" - Line from MegaShark Vs Giant Octopus