'Doctor, give it to me straight... can you help me?'
'Actually, yes. I just recently got a new set of tools in for your surgery. Scalpels, hypodermics, handheld mirrors, tweezers, and forceps - even the little bendy forceps!'
'That's great, Doc!'
'It sure is! Now if I could find a copy of 'Grey's Anatomy' I'd even be able to figure out where your appendix IS!'