My body is covered in hair, dirt and sweat, not cologne
I don't go to fitness clubs. I work.
I shave for weddings and funerals.
I make a deal with a handshake, not a lawyer.
There are only two kinds of drinks. Bottles or Cans.
I don't drink macchiatos, I drink coffee... black.
Food is made out of meat.
Clothes are made out of denim.
If something is broke, I fix it.
If I dont have the parts, I make em.
I open doors for women.
If you insult my girl, my mother or my country, I will hit you.
If I am wrong, I will buy the next round.
My Name is Harry
...and I am a man.