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Sorry, I'll fix, I just sneaked a little time to render, been having too much work past weeks. Today It's midsummer here, holiday, so I slept like 13 hours, which is probably a symptom of too little sleep. I'll fix when Back from the cottage.
I want to thank everyone for their comments on portal repairman :)
Thanks, MelanieL. I forgot a couple of them. They're up there now. LOL, that occupation really isn't really that unlikely, especially with EBay. It just seems funny to me. Will have to put my crazy cap back on for the next one... ;-P
Jealous of time at the cottage! And that's okay, I originally forgot to specify in my title how my image was an unlikely occupation. I think I left my brain in my car...
TAG:MelanieL#2
Supernatural Pest Controller
When your building is infested, who ya gonna call?
A good pest control operative needs a variety of skills to deal with different pests. Sometimes charm will work, sometimes more drastic action is required.
Also Used:
Pest Charmer - Master Chen, Skate Park Outfit, Kung Fu, Play Like an Egyptian
Serpenta 1 (Rattler) - Zyanya, Anemone Hair, Moyra's Lingerie Boutique Paris (on Boudoir Whispers BabyDoll)
Curious Resident - Xiao Mei 6, Filippa Hair
Pest Exterminator 1 - Gia 6, Sport Braid Hair, Boardwalk Outfit
Pest Exterminator 2 - Taric, Sai Fon Hair, Skate Park Outfit
Serpenta 2 (Coral) - Ebony, Trixy Hair, Moyra's Lingerie Boutique Paris (on Boudoir Whispers Teddy)
Advanced Ambient, Advanced Spotlight and Advanced Distant Lights
It's gone a bit quiet here - is everyone having a Midsummer fest?
@Karibou #3 - lovely render, lots of atmosphere! But what is it with you and broken things? Lucky it doesn't seem to include PCs :-)
And my third pull:
2886 = LoREZ Arab Male
1613 = Sports Car Meteor 1947
1904 = Olympian Heroine for Genesis 2 Female(s)
1914 = Grassy Grounds Megapack
(LB) 1214 = Tears Hair for Genesis
(LB) 2014 = Spear Maiden for Olympia
Olympia seems rather keen to play...
tag:luci45 #6
WallBusters and Restore
"You built it in your basement and now you can't get it out. Don't destroy your home's foundation. Call us! Experts in extrication and reconstruction."
(Inspired by Jethro Gibbs of NCIS TV show.)
Used:
CQ Event Hairstyle
Skin Masters For Monique 6
Michaelangelo Morph for M4 (Content Paradise)
Casual Jeans and T-Shirt for Genesis Female
Hover Platform (LB)
Derelict Barn II (Mr Sparky) (LB) - The only derelict barn in my runtime, which had a typo apparently
Romantica (LB)
Recreation Room(LB)
Amazing Skins For Genesis 2 Male(s)(LB)
Also Used:
Omri Hair
Soul of Blues Expressions
Cazh
Lamp from 99 Office Props
Bot Lab blueprint
Steam Cowboy Shirt
Angelo M4
M4 Expressions
Gianni
More Expressions G2M
Diana & Jones bag
Danyel Hair
Big Tools
Vidphone Booth explosives (Rendo)
Hipster Pants
Streetwear Tshirt G2M
Real Cases
Urban Survivor Jeans
Wildmane Hair
Mean Streets Shirt
Fabricator
Wagner
Spex
Men at Work G2M Poses
Streetwear Jeans
Welding Cart
...that's great.
Reminds me of the dilemma an old Mad Magazine parody of Popular Mechanics back in the 60s posed, where one of the project articles was to build a full scale 4 engine StratoJet Airliner (using tin cans and canister vacuums for the engines) in your basement.
Now how I can remember that but not where I put my glasses down when I went the the kitchen to make dinner is frightening.
ummmm.... pop! fizzle! dead computer. i ve got enough runtime finally reloaded to do the first draw.... soon...
meanwhile here s what i ve missed
Diomede #1 I wonder if she could adjust the food to eliminate the hippo breath she has to breathe in. the hippo does look like it s appreciative for the tooth cleaning that she gives it.
#2 If they go electric they could give Deathclock a run for their money. an up and coming band venue concept! Good ones!
Totte #1 this reminds me of wheelbarrow races in the cub scouts. and making practical use of all the face plants that happen naturally
#2 crimes against the machines! i guess he doesn t have to worry about them parting him out for his organs.
#3 nothings too good for a warhorse! i guess the customers expect you to wear that trademark hat though. but you can charge them extra for it
#4 that would be a creepy place to work. I think she needs track shoes... just in case... they may not move fast but take no chances.
#5 Those 2 going up the stairs are sparkling. Maybe she needs a little caffeine too. Nicely done!
Luci45 #1 that underground world contains enough characters to make the Mad Woman of Chaillot happy
#2 the clean up after all these animals must be really grotty. that dude wrestling the swan will definitely need a change of clothes.
#3 Love your crowd scenes with all the people interaction! And that old man must be 25 years old with the way the cleanser is wrecking havoc with his immune system.
#4 So that s what they dug up when they excavated the parking lot at the Hollywood Bowl. I thought that they were looking for buried mexican gold. But the lighting still came out great!
#5 With all his purchases i m thinking that he s in need of a basket for his walker. He doesn t want to be carrying all that stuff around without help.
#6 You mean those guys get to break down whatever walls they feel like it as long as they have someone rebuild it afterward? And someone thanks them for it?? Well done!
Karibou #1 i hope that shaman doesn t decide to go crowd surfing because i really don t think anyone will try to catch him. like the depth and shadows you got in your image.
#2 Cover Up meets Rat Patrol. It ll make a great reality show. Maybe better than the pickers.
#3 It s so hard to book pubic campgrounds exclusively... and when the shooting starts you don t want to be anywhere but at the campfire... it just isn t safe. Maybe she could paint dia de los muertos murals on their cars without them noticing. Nicely done!
MorganRLewis #1 ah! quiet times behind the scenes of a photoshoot. maybe if she uses a little body paint no one will notice that she s naked.
#2, and the stale doughnuts make a practical test for the functioning of the gaunlets. if the gauntlets can deflect the thrown doughnuts then they pass inspection! Good ones!
Emsim #1 and when it comes to selling to the 3 blind mice all she has to have is a good story and they ll buy anything. Cute, even the precursor to the next Disney movie. Well done!
Zawarkal #1 that would make a great poster! Telling a story with vivid color!!
Linwelly #1 He s doing James T Kirks interpretation of Rocketman from the academy awards! And he s even improved on it!
#2 Ah... the old exploding beach volleyball trick... it wouldn t hurt those students to give them a little of what they ll be giving out to others.
#3 At the captured moment the job looks cute, but i bet that all the mopping up of the broken egg shells would make the job a... JOB! Good ones!
Barbult #1 but when the temperature s in the triple digits the customers would appreciate a good dunking. the bottom of that pool is really mucky... so maybe he s found his place at last! Well done!
MelanieL #1 and with so many cases of space helmet hair he should make a killing... follow the money. and how WOULD you get a cowlick to stay down without gravity
#2 I vote for using the music to charm her. As long as she doesn t start thinking... i wonder if he would really taste like chicken. Nicely done!
...after tomorrow night my Net access most likely will be pop fizzle dead as I didn't have the funds to pay (support cheque hasn't shown yet) As I already requested one extension don't think they'll give me another. . Going to have to pay all sorts of extra charges to get reconnected. So looks like this one will be a miss.
..bugger and I really like the theme.
...I hat financial woes.
..thank you.
The only way it will be truly behind me is if my SSI Disability claim goes though (and that won't be a lot but at least it will be steady and will qualify me for 30% low income housing) or I win the Megabucks lotto.
Been trying to make some extra cash with all this 3D stuff but I'm a lousy salesperson. Basically, I need an agent.
Gopherus, you are always so clever! I love the mucky pond comment. Now why didn't I think of that?
Draw #01
Terra
West Park Day Room Recreation
V4.2 Creature Creator Add Ons
Wood Fairy V4
The Ladder Collection
A coherent draw considering i got mother nature, a fairy and some fauns.
Gopherus #01
The Wood Fairy Lumberjack
Woe to thee! Alas! Alack! You threw down your axe, now take it back
You ll slay the wood by your own right hand. Chop her down. Now ain t that grand?
You said that Politics was the last thing you d do. But now Politics is out to do you
I made a promise and you ll make it good. To Dunsinane will travel... Burnham Wood
It must be done and I m sure you ll see. For as my will, so mote it be!
She ll never get her wings listening to that witch. I wonder if this is the story behind the disappearance of the Entwives?
Hi, I'm new here but I love the creations I have seen in this thread and I love the idea of randomly pulling some items and then creating something with them. So I thought I'd try it as well. I have finally finished creating that spread sheet of my product library and pulled these following items
139 - Genesis Aging Morphs
429 - Orion Hair
401 - Artemesia Gown for G2F (seems to be gone from the shop)
464 - Nimue Hair
I am not good at funny so I didn't even try.
selias19 #1
Keeper of the Fountain of Health
Near and far sick and old people would come to the Fountain of Health in search of healing. And Irina is the keeper of the fountain, maintaining it and caring for the sick.
Also used:
Fountain of Health
Morphing Fantasy Dress
Magus Boots
Journey Scout pants and boots
T-Shirt
Duke Hair
Morphing Rock
Terrain Humble Homestead
Crocks 'n Pots items and table
I hope the entry is ok. I had fun creating it.
Thank you for looking.
Sigrid
Welcome Sigrid
Your image is really very well done. Composition, lighting, expressions, feeling
Try another!
Draw #02
Azrur
West Park Morgue
Little Girls of Yesteryear
Viking Village
Pocket Pets Piggy
Now this one is much more random
Tag: Karibou #4
Title: NVIATWAS Exterminator
Jim could always count on a steady stream of work because the horses were useless against the vermin and everyone knew the swords were just for show...
Btw -- if you didn't already know, "NVIATWAS" is an age-old acronym for the standard "Naked Vicky in A Temple with A Sword" renders that have long been a staple of Poser and DAZ artists.
Pull #5 -
4046 Hookah Cat (The AntFarm), DAZ
9871 Windsong Hair (Valea), DAZ
183 Advanced Shaders Launcher (Semidieu) DNA -- Gah, that's the second one I needed to redraw this contest.
657 Atrophy (Jack Tomalin), DAZ
1219 Caribou by AM (Alessandro_AM), DAZ
I pulled a Caribou!! Awesome!
@Luci45 #6 - nice one, the movers seem a bit in awe of that construction, we must be seeing just the tip of that iceberg!
@gopherus - What an expression! And just my idea of what the entwives should have looked like. And thanks for your comments, I hope the serpenta is charmed not peckish :)
@selias19 #1 - great start to your RRRR career (it's so addictive you'll be here forever :) ) I find serious pretty difficult myself :red:
@Karibou #4 - she looks pretty wary of that spider for a big strong girl like her! I like the man's company logo. And you actually got to pull the Caribou - I'm looking forward to seeing her with that long hair.... not sure it'll suit the Hookah Cat.
wow just some days busy in RL an so many great renders piled up.
Greeting to Selias19 from another first timer, got to say I'm already addicted. You first entry is really nice, hope to see more of your work
ok, have to get going with that pull sitting there for days already.
Thanks, Linwelly, MelanieL, Kyoto Kid, gopherus
Linwelly #3 Oooh, another RRRR jewel! Great use of your pull. So strange.
Karibou #3 Oh so weird. Something here about life imitating art, or art imitating life... I like this one a lot but it is appalling.
MelanieL#2 Hehe, so funny and goofy as pests, unlike the monsters in DAZ promos.
gopherus, I'm glad you're back! I was missing your wack renders. Sorry about the dead computer. #1 And we a get a poem! OMG, so bizarre! I love it, especially the expressions and poses.
selias19 #1 Welcome! Nice first RRRR render! Funny happens on its own sometimes with the strange pulls we get. You got a really tame one this time.
Karibou #4 LOL, poor Vicki, you blew her cover!
Pull #7:
The Study Furniture Poses
The FREAK 4 Skin maps - Sarsa
Stellar Fury
Royal Court Props
RealGels Vol 1 (LB)
Lively Expressions for Gianni 6 (LB)
Lisa's Botanicals - Cherry Trees (LB)
Ground Litter Series - Pebbles Vol 2 (LB) (RDNA)
Dystopia Kruger Mk 15 (LB)
Thank you, everyone, for the wonderful comments! I realized I was getting backed up on mine again, so here I go with another batch!
luci45 #4, The Alien Artifacts Excavator: The lighting and use of the effects camera is awesome! And your hole in the ground is ridiculously real-looking. I was curious how you were going to incorporate the "wheel excavator" and "A Thousand and Two Nights" together, and I was not disappointed by the results!
Totte#5, Nobel Dinner Bling Polisher: Clever! I think we have one of those in my kitchen. We use it to keep the children shiny. (Just kidding. I'd never electroplate my children. Much.) Btw, just had to tell you that last week they repaved the road in front of where I teach. When I was walking back to my car, I saw a guy repainting the lines in the road with a device that looked disturbingly similar to "John the hair-brush!" I almost snapped a picture of the guy, but it's a busy street and it would have looked weird for me to be taking pictures of random road-maintenance workers.
luci45#5, Independent Goods Broker: First of all, I'm trying to keep up with your render-output velocity, but I'm embarassingly falling short. You put together those seamless renders so darn fast! I like this one a lot. So much to look at. And that IS quite a snazzy jacket!
Linwelly #3, Breeding Facility Technical Assistant for alternative reality species: AWESOME use of that egg! I like the fact that they're in white, matching outfits -- like futuristic scifi babe lab uniforms, lol!
MelanieL#2, Supernatural Pest Controller: I really did "lol" when I saw the axe-wielding "pest controllers" in the background, pummeling the evil Serpenta into submission! (Nice wardrobe choices on your serpent-ladies, btw. Hard to find clothes when your lower half is a snake.) Very fun!!
luci45 #6, WallBusters and Restore: Now THERE is a career. Not everyone can walk into work in the morning with dynamite in one hand and a sledgehammer in the other! Love the Gibbs inspiration, too!
Gopherus #01, The Wood Fairy Lumberjack: Oh, dear. That WOULD be an unlikely occupation! (Kind of like a cow who works at a burger joint...) Very fun! And I love the poetry that goes with it!
selias19 #1, Keeper of the Fountain of Health: Welcome! It's always nice to see new faces! Awesome posing in your image. I'm with KK on this -- I'm on the "slightly broken and feeble" scale, so it would be wonderful if such a place existed. Wonderful first entry! :)
Hmmm, it's a little quiet around here since V7 showed up. :roll:
tag:luci45 #7
Peaceful Times
When at last the world became a friendlier place, hitman Big Jack Wooten found himself out of work. He received a good price for his rare gold-plated Mk 15 (presented to him by Her Majesty in the previous century) from Armament Conversion Agent Mimi Woo. When utilitarian purposes weren't found for former weapons in the "Swords into Plowshares" program, they were converted to sculptural monuments by eager artisans.
The Study Furniture Poses
The FREAK 4 Skin maps - Sarsa
Stellar Fury
Royal Court Props
RealGels Vol 1 (LB)
Lively Expressions for Gianni 6 (LB)
Lisa's Botanicals - Cherry Trees (LB)
Ground Litter Series - Pebbles Vol 2 (LB) (RDNA)
Dystopia Kruger Mk 15 (LB)
also used:
City Courtyard
Parkour Wear for Genesis 2 Male(s)
Lee 6
Master Chen
Tre
Pure Hair: Punk
Lorenzo and Loretta LoREZ
Metal and Gemstones
Shanghai Style
Timothy HD for Michael 6
Gianni
Diana and Jones Outfit for Genesis 2 Male(s) and Female(s)
Zior Hair
Pure Hair: Retro for Genesis
Poison Dart Frog
Thanks for your comments MelanieL, Karibou and Luci45
@Karibou #4 Swords and horses may be impractical for commercial purposes but they do give a great personal satisfaction of actually removing the vermin mano a tenticle. Good one!
@Luci45 #7 Aha! Another unique sculpture for one of your many museums. And Jack shouldn t worry about employment he can be a consultant for hollywood period pieces of the now passed ages of Taurus and Pisces. Well done!
Draw #02
Azrur
West Park Morgue
Little Girls of Yesteryear
Viking Village
Pocket Pets Piggy
Gopherus #02
Kermit the Mime: Hog Caller
Kermit s audition for Casablanca's Got Talent was a total dud. Perhaps the judges didn t feel that the summoning of an unclean animal was a fit subject for entertainment. Although even Simon was underwhelmed by Kermit s lack of results.
so here is my
Hoaquatur invasion army tank squat paramedic
"Man, you really need to take your medicine, or we will never get on with this invasion, whyever they choose someone who gets seasick to man the turret"
additionally used:
The tire swing
bus stop
splat
3D explosion and Muzzleflasch kit
GIS pants
Magus Jacket
Surfs up shirt
Ok, before I make myself sparse for some weeks with a limited internet access I want to thank everyone for the nice comments on my third render.
Karibou#3: those cars can be sacry at times, but I'm shure they only wanted those tires back.
MelanieL#2: haha, good thinking of trying to lull her with a flute, oh but the poor thing in the back, she needs aome musik as well. great Idea!
Lucy45#6: when they are finished, can you send them over to my house? Gread how you managed o get everything to a useful place.
Gopherus#1 Love that wood, and the expressions are great.
Karibou#4 well that something NVIATWAS Exterminator, we all might profit from that some day, love the logo thingy.
Lucy45#7 (7 already? I wan't a part of your brain please?) The poor Hitman looks a bit lost there, your gotta have pitty, maybe he shoud change to pest control, there seems to be a lot of work where he could use his skills. great scene!
Gopherus#2: that miss piggy there has a great expression, and those judges in the back are hilarious.
Great things! I'll be very interested to see what you will come up with in the meantime.
Haha - lol, maybe John had called in sick so they just his body-double ;-)
Thanks, gopherus and Linwelly.
Here is my #8:
Michael 4 Textures 02
See The Sun (Rendo)
Dystopian Aircar Aeronica V18
Culture for Urban Wear
Victoria 4 Skin Maps (High Res) (LB)
Creature Creator Add-ons for Genesis 2 Male(s) (LB)
Michael 3.0 Head & Body Morphs (LB)
The Tavern of Mog Ruith (LB)
Snow Light (LB)
The LBs are making me (more) nuts, but I'll admit I've been pretty lucky so far about not pulling multiple environments.
Wow! I didn't realize it's been almost a month since I last posted. I'm almost done with my second entry. I spent some time catching up on everyone's entries. Lots of fun entries and great ideas... of occupations I don't ever want to have! :-P
Thank you to everyone who commented on my first entry!
Luci45 #3: I love the stories you tell. There's so much going on in this one. Kudos to Reggie for carrying on the poofy pants tradition!
Diomede #2: Cool image! The transformers will have their own soundtrack no matter where they go.
Zawarkal #1: Such a vibrant image. I hope they get that portal fixed soon!
Linwelly #1: Welcome! Great expressions in this one. I guess the captain's not a karaoke fan.
Morgan R. Lewis #1: This is great! Kind of reminds me of the Monty Python cheese shop sketch - Gauntlet Hut is completely uncontaminated by gauntlets!
Barbult #1: Yay! Muck is back! But still having job troubles. There is so much that is fun in this picture. Great job!
Linwelly #2: Talk about a serious pass or fail system!
Luci45 #4: I'm sorry that this one was so much trouble for you but it turned out really well.
Totte #4: Seems psych problems are not limited to the living. There's a job I wouldn't want for sure!
MelanieL #1: And now we know why his salon is mobile! Great expressions.
Karibou #1: There's an interested job to put on your resume. (And I hope nothing else breaks for you!)
Karibou #2: I didn't realize competition was so stiff in that genre of photography! Love the point of view.
Totte #5: Great idea! She should move to Hollywood - she'd have no end of bling to polish there!
Luci45 #5: Grandpa sure has an eye for the deals! At least he's keeping busy.
Linwelly #3: That looks like a scary place to work! Cool idea though!
Karibou #3: Poor Emily - nothing like a bunch of gun-toting rambunctious guys to ruin a celebration.
Melanie #2: That pest charmer is really brave to get that close to that Serpenta. Nice action in the background too!
Luci45 #6: Add another guy to the poor planners club! Looks like these guys have quite a job ahead of them.
gopherus #1: I love the poem. Poor fairy looks like she'll be traumatized for life by this.
selias19: Welcome! This is nicely done. I wish we had one of those fountains near us!
Karibou #4: I love this - especially her expression. I'm pretty sure that's what I'd look like if a spider that size came toward me.
Luci45 #7: Another great image. Poor Jack - I hope he can find work in the new peaceful world.
gopherus #2: I don't even know where to start to describe how hilarious this one is to me!
Linwelly #4: That turret gunner is in for a rough day! Great idea!
I hope I didn't miss anyone - my fingers are tired from typing! :lol: