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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited March 12

    ftsmen crafting crafty forgeries of... well, things.

    [muffled titter]

    Love the skeletons laughing at Michael's small..uhm...feet.

    People tend to forget that skeletons have a wicked sense of humour ! laugh

     

    Anyway, here's a slight variation on my most recent non-NMIATWAS picture..

     

    "And if I see you again I'll set the chickens on you, you feckin' vampire !"

     

    I think she's a bit more annoyed this time.

     

    No, I don't have any proper chickens in my runtime.

    I think the skull comes from the chap she set the pig on previously. And I notice that the pig's growling in a possesive manner and pose, preparing (I assume) to prevent the chickens from taking the skull.

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  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,712

     

    Love the skeletons laughing at Michael's small..uhm...feet.

    People tend to forget that skeletons have a wicked sense of humour ! laugh

    Although they're being hypocrites for laughing at a small one, when they have nothing.

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited January 2020

     

    Love the skeletons laughing at Michael's small..uhm...feet.

    People tend to forget that skeletons have a wicked sense of humour ! laugh

    Although they're being hypocrites for laughing at a small one, when they have nothing.

    But what makes you think they're laughing at his willy ?

    "Look at that thing*, it's all covered in meat** !"

    *for clarity's sake that's the whole person, not just the willy - it's a skeleton, but covered in meat.
    **that's a slight nod to this)

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  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,712

    But what makes you think they're laughing at his willy ?

    Because that would be wicked of them. yes

  • AsariAsari Posts: 676

    Yes ! I've managed to modify my NMIATWAS picture sufficiently to be suitable for the DAZ galleries/forums (it's already been approved by the big RH) ...

    NMIATWAS Version 2

    It's also in my DAZ gallery here

     

    That's really gold- both the idea and the execution.
  • HylasHylas Posts: 3,006

    Love the last two renders!

    Uncharacteristically "serious" (ish) for you!

    (Not that there's anything wrong with goofy-weird renders...)

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited August 2020

    WinterMoon said:

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    Because that would be wicked of them. yes

     For some reason my brain turned 'wicked' (evil/nasty) into 'wicked' (the past participle of the nonexistent verb 'to wick', as in candle, not as in John), took a logical(ish) step to 'hand of glory' (look it up. But don't look it up if you're squeamish), then did a tricky little sidestep, fell down a hole and came up with the 'member of astonishment*' (which, along with the aforementioned 'hand of glory' and the non-aforementioned 'foot of vengeance' are the tools of one Cockrot The Necromancer, who has yet to appear in my RPG character thread finally turned up in my RPG character thread).

    *or possibly fear/surprise/triumph - I'm not sure which fits best.

    Asari said:

    Yes ! I've managed to modify my NMIATWAS picture sufficiently to be suitable for the DAZ galleries/forums (it's already been approved by the big RH) ...

    NMIATWAS Version 2

    It's also in my DAZ gallery here

     

     

    That's really gold- both the idea and the execution.

    Thank you. laugh

    Hylas said:

    Love the last two renders!

    Uncharacteristically "serious" (ish) for you!

    (Not that there's anything wrong with goofy-weird renders...)

    Thank you laugh 'Goofy-weird' is an accolade that I'll treasure !

     

    Anyway... here's an entry I just did for Novica's "~ Contest Because I Said So! ~ Oops! Dec 2019 - Jan 2020" contest ...

     

    "Well son, it was you who asked me to show Tommy how to build a proper sandcastle, wasn't it ?"

     

    (Just realized that Granpashould probably add,"by the way son, your leg's sticking through your chair - and that's quicksand you're standing on")

    Already posted to my gallery too

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited January 2020

    Captain Cabbage unintentionally implicates himself in a bank robbery

     

    Work it out for yourself (see below for a couple of clues)

    Clue 1: one of the two characters in this picture is morally virtuous, and wouldn't hesitate to help a lady of the cloth who's carrying a heavy burden.
    Clue 2: Sister Sledge isn't virtuous. And she likes robbing banks.

    Captain Cabbage has been here before, Sister Sledge hasn't.

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited January 2020

    Rocket Girl

    If anybody's wondering - yes, I've had superhero(ine)s/villains on my mind in the past few hours. I can't find enough swords for Ladyblade, and Testosterogirl is proving more of a challenge than I expected.T he Captain Cabbage/Sister Sledge picture originally had Rocketgirl in it too, and all three were looking at a (thankfully) out-of-shot Testosterogirl with expressions of shock,horror,disgust,amusement,etc. But I just couldn't get the expressions right.

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  • RedfernRedfern Posts: 1,412

    Why do I have the feeling the apparatus upon Rocket Girl's back is just for show and the real source of her flight capabilities is something a bit, well, embarrassing? blush

    Sincerely,

    Bill

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited January 2020

    This one's just a half-baked idea that didn't lead anywhere. I think it was on the "In what universe does this seem okay?" theme*


    *but that theme triggered further ideas - Mr Universe, Mr MCU, Mr DCU, Mr MCU/DCU, Mr AC/DC, and before you could say "Bob's your uncle" we had Testosterogirl**

    **in this particular case you should probably be quite glad that your mind doesn't work like mine !

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited October 2020
    Redfern said:

    Why do I have the feeling the apparatus upon Rocket Girl's back is just for show and the real source of her flight capabilities is something a bit, well, embarrassing? blush

    Sincerely,

    Bill

    You mean like Marine Boy... but not from the soles of the feet (AAARRRGGGHHHH! that's not the version of the theme tune that I remember ! It was much faster, much less naff, and with a lot more "eee...eee...eee... eee...eee...eee... eeeee." Found it - that's so much better !) Edit (October 2020): Wonderful to see that the first  Marine Boy..theme tune I found is no longer available because, in the words of the YouTube takedown notice, "It's far too slow, far too naff, and doesn't have the "eee...eee...eee... eee...eee...eee... eeeee." "

    You mean like Marine Boy .. but not from the soles of the feet
    Bizarre as it may seem, that thought hadn't crossed my mind, even with Captain Cabbage around.

     

    Anyway, a variation of...

     

    Sister Sledge

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  • Yes ! I've managed to modify my NMIATWAS picture sufficiently to be suitable for the DAZ galleries/forums (it's already been approved by the big RH) ...

    NMIATWAS Version 2

    It's also in my DAZ gallery here

     

    I'm so sorry you didn't get that finished in time for the contest! Looks good. :)

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited January 2020

    Hylas said:

    Answer: the 90es.

    Ah, a different interpretation of "okay" !

     

    Knittingmommy said:

    Yes ! I've managed to modify my NMIATWAS picture sufficiently to be suitable for the DAZ galleries/forums (it's already been approved by the big RH) ...

    NMIATWAS Version 2

    It's also in my DAZ gallery here

     

    I'm so sorry you didn't get that finished in time for the contest! Looks good. :)

    I'm playing with another very similar idea that came to mind... here's a teaser - statues of the the god of war and the purifier, one more statue to go, plus another NMIATWAS... (I wonder if anybody can work out where my warped mind is taking this? Mwa! Ha! Ha!)

    ~ ~ ~

    Anyway, I recently saw a size comparison chart for different dragons...

    It Looked Bigger In The Brochure...

    DM's Drake Tower that is.

    And having just picked up the DAZ Gigantoraptor for free (thanks Hylas - part of the Pick The Sale You Want - I realized that what I really wanted was a free (range) giant chicken! ) I imagine they're thinking that the tower's too small even to work as a chicken coop. Enough to make any dragon angry enough to raze a small country.

     

    ...too small even for a chicken coop !

    (Yes,the composition and lighting is atrocious, I know, and the figures blend in to the tower,etc...)

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited February 2020

    Who needs 'art' when stupid's more fun (originaly posted here)?

    Love Me Love My Log

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited February 2020

    The Tree Hugger

    (Already posted in the Feb 2020 freebie challenge here)

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited February 2020

    Preliminary character study* - Cockrot the necromancer

    I had his face morph just about perfect for my needs a while back (a lovely combination of Vladimir, Fey Pharaoh, Mummy, etc) but then I went and twiddled things while trying to get his skin right (a manual blend of Vladimir and the ever-handy Freak Skin map 2 with some EzSkin magic) and he's lost some of his good looks.

    Edit: He's got his good looks back (3rd image) now. Very simple - Vladimir Face 0.6 (morph on Body!?), FeyFaroh 0.5, Mummy2 0.5.
    However, I've overdone the displacement on his arms. Just a tad. He's supposed to have scaly arms,but not quite that strong.

    *short for"I'm just too bleedin' lazy to do any more for now"

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited February 2020

    I think my Cockrot's improving...

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited March 2020

    I've just made myself a couple of candles. Cockrot wasn't impressed - wrong type of candle apparently. Necromancers use hands of glory.

    Anyway, regardless of that: has anybody got a nice flame ?

    Edit: No matter, I'm making my own here and here

     

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited March 2020

    And now for something completely different...

    (This was the real reason I started messing with playing cards and casino chips. Still haven't got round to adding them to the picture. So this may be as far as I get)

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  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,712

    Oh no, what happened to Samantha? surprise

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600

    Oh no, what happened to Samantha? surprise

    She simply got fed up with looking at three ugly naked men every Tuesday evening. laugh

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    Oh no, what happened to Samantha? surprise

    She got co-opted to sort out a problem that occured at Mornington Crescent.

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited April 2020

    It being Easter-ish time...

    ...Mr Hoppity's baaaack !

    Jack Rabbit Lives !

    Curiously this time he reminds me of Robert Carlyle rather than Jason Statham.

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  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 1,712

    Yikes, the Five Nights at Freddy's-vibes are strong in this one! surprise

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited May 2020

    Something

     

    (I guess that you're supposed to make up your own story for this ?)

    Here's what I just made up:

    "Who's been a naughty little floomph then? We know what happens to naughty little floomphs, don't we ?"

    Your turn*...

    *directed at nobody in particular, but at everybody in general.

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600
    edited May 2020

    Easter Harpyness

     

     

    (From here )

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  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600

    What A Blooming Disappointment !

    (from here)

  • 3dcheapskate3dcheapskate Posts: 2,600

    Yikes, the Five Nights at Freddy's-vibes are strong in this one! surprise

    I eventually gave in and googled it. frown

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